Chords for Weed Card by Garfunkel and Oates (Official Video)
Tempo:
130.5 bpm
Chords used:
G
D
A
Em
F
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[G] [A]
[F]
Taxi is on [F] 1391.
[D] [G]
[G] [D] Everyone [G] knows marijuana's [D] dangerous and medical pot is really [D] strong.
That's why it's so [G] hard in [D] California to get your weed [G] card unless [D] something's really [G] wrong.
[D] [G] [D] Gonna pay a visit to my doctor, it's a long [G] shot but I gotta try.
He hands me a list of all the [D] ailments I can [G] have to [A] qualify.
Can't believe what I am reading, this is just what I've been [D] needing.
A government [G] supply to [D] get legally [G] [Em] high weed [A] card.
It's [D] what I need, hardly [Em] ever okay, [A] always.
[Em] But it's [F#m] not an addiction, [G] cause my [A] doctor gave me [D] a prescription.
[G] [D] [G]
[D] You can get [G] your card for having [D] headaches, bad [G] dreams or [D] anxiety.
Carpentry [G] for drugs or [D] alcohol, [G] anorexia or obesity.
[D] Too fat, [G] too thin, [D] either way [G] you [D] win.
Carpal [G] tunnel syndrome, color [D] blindness, and [G] stuttering, tooth decay.
Fatigue, depression, motion [D] sickness, [G] impotence or [A] TMJ.
You can smoke to quit cigarettes for [D] asthma or your motherfucking Tourette's.
It's a dream [G] come true, [D] there's nothing [G] pot can't [Em] do.
[A] Weed card, it's what I [G] need, hardly ever [Em] okay, always.
But it's [F#m] not an addiction, [G] cause my doctor gave me [D] a [G] prescription.
[D] [G] [Dm] Break it down now, got back pain, need Mary Jane, can't handle this, need cannabis.
Got a stomach ache, gotta wake and make, have an injury, need THC.
[E] Get fucked up for your hyperhidrosis or just [F] sweaty palms in case you need a diagnosis.
[A] [D] It's not a [G] crime, [D] for twenty [G] times.
[Em] Weed [A] card, it's what [D] I need, [G] hardly ever [Em] okay, [A] always.
[Em] But it's not [F#m] an addiction, [G] cause my doctor [A] gave me [D] a prescription.
[C] [G] [Em]
[Am] [G] [C]
[F]
Taxi is on [F] 1391.
[D] [G]
[G] [D] Everyone [G] knows marijuana's [D] dangerous and medical pot is really [D] strong.
That's why it's so [G] hard in [D] California to get your weed [G] card unless [D] something's really [G] wrong.
[D] [G] [D] Gonna pay a visit to my doctor, it's a long [G] shot but I gotta try.
He hands me a list of all the [D] ailments I can [G] have to [A] qualify.
Can't believe what I am reading, this is just what I've been [D] needing.
A government [G] supply to [D] get legally [G] [Em] high weed [A] card.
It's [D] what I need, hardly [Em] ever okay, [A] always.
[Em] But it's [F#m] not an addiction, [G] cause my [A] doctor gave me [D] a prescription.
[G] [D] [G]
[D] You can get [G] your card for having [D] headaches, bad [G] dreams or [D] anxiety.
Carpentry [G] for drugs or [D] alcohol, [G] anorexia or obesity.
[D] Too fat, [G] too thin, [D] either way [G] you [D] win.
Carpal [G] tunnel syndrome, color [D] blindness, and [G] stuttering, tooth decay.
Fatigue, depression, motion [D] sickness, [G] impotence or [A] TMJ.
You can smoke to quit cigarettes for [D] asthma or your motherfucking Tourette's.
It's a dream [G] come true, [D] there's nothing [G] pot can't [Em] do.
[A] Weed card, it's what I [G] need, hardly ever [Em] okay, always.
But it's [F#m] not an addiction, [G] cause my doctor gave me [D] a [G] prescription.
[D] [G] [Dm] Break it down now, got back pain, need Mary Jane, can't handle this, need cannabis.
Got a stomach ache, gotta wake and make, have an injury, need THC.
[E] Get fucked up for your hyperhidrosis or just [F] sweaty palms in case you need a diagnosis.
[A] [D] It's not a [G] crime, [D] for twenty [G] times.
[Em] Weed [A] card, it's what [D] I need, [G] hardly ever [Em] okay, [A] always.
[Em] But it's not [F#m] an addiction, [G] cause my doctor [A] gave me [D] a prescription.
[C] [G] [Em]
[Am] [G] [C]
Key:
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[F] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Taxi is on _ [F] 1391. _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ [D] Everyone [G] knows marijuana's [D] dangerous and medical pot is really [D] strong.
That's why it's so [G] hard in [D] California to get your weed [G] card unless [D] something's really [G] wrong.
[D] _ _ [G] _ _ [D] Gonna pay a visit to my doctor, it's a long [G] shot but I gotta try.
He hands me a list of all the [D] ailments I can [G] have to [A] qualify.
Can't believe what I am reading, this is just what I've been [D] needing.
A government [G] supply to [D] get legally [G] _ [Em] high weed [A] card.
It's [D] what I need, hardly [Em] ever okay, [A] always.
[Em] But it's [F#m] not an addiction, [G] cause my [A] doctor gave me [D] a prescription.
[G] _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _ _
[D] You can get [G] your card for having [D] headaches, bad [G] dreams or [D] anxiety.
Carpentry [G] for drugs or [D] alcohol, [G] anorexia or obesity.
[D] Too fat, [G] too thin, [D] either way [G] you [D] win.
Carpal [G] tunnel syndrome, color [D] blindness, and [G] stuttering, tooth decay.
Fatigue, depression, motion [D] sickness, [G] impotence or [A] TMJ.
You can smoke to quit cigarettes for [D] asthma or your motherfucking Tourette's.
It's a dream [G] come true, [D] there's nothing [G] pot can't [Em] do.
[A] Weed card, it's what I [G] need, hardly ever [Em] okay, always.
But it's [F#m] not an addiction, [G] cause my doctor gave me [D] a [G] prescription. _
[D] _ _ [G] _ [Dm] Break it down now, got back pain, need Mary Jane, can't handle this, need cannabis.
Got a stomach ache, gotta wake and make, have an injury, need THC.
[E] Get fucked up for your hyperhidrosis or just [F] sweaty palms in case you need a diagnosis. _
[A] _ [D] It's not a [G] crime, [D] for twenty [G] times.
[Em] Weed [A] card, it's what [D] I need, [G] hardly ever [Em] okay, [A] always.
[Em] But it's not [F#m] an addiction, [G] cause my doctor [A] gave me [D] a prescription. _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ [G] _ _ [Em] _ _
[Am] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ _
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[F] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Taxi is on _ [F] 1391. _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ [D] Everyone [G] knows marijuana's [D] dangerous and medical pot is really [D] strong.
That's why it's so [G] hard in [D] California to get your weed [G] card unless [D] something's really [G] wrong.
[D] _ _ [G] _ _ [D] Gonna pay a visit to my doctor, it's a long [G] shot but I gotta try.
He hands me a list of all the [D] ailments I can [G] have to [A] qualify.
Can't believe what I am reading, this is just what I've been [D] needing.
A government [G] supply to [D] get legally [G] _ [Em] high weed [A] card.
It's [D] what I need, hardly [Em] ever okay, [A] always.
[Em] But it's [F#m] not an addiction, [G] cause my [A] doctor gave me [D] a prescription.
[G] _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _ _
[D] You can get [G] your card for having [D] headaches, bad [G] dreams or [D] anxiety.
Carpentry [G] for drugs or [D] alcohol, [G] anorexia or obesity.
[D] Too fat, [G] too thin, [D] either way [G] you [D] win.
Carpal [G] tunnel syndrome, color [D] blindness, and [G] stuttering, tooth decay.
Fatigue, depression, motion [D] sickness, [G] impotence or [A] TMJ.
You can smoke to quit cigarettes for [D] asthma or your motherfucking Tourette's.
It's a dream [G] come true, [D] there's nothing [G] pot can't [Em] do.
[A] Weed card, it's what I [G] need, hardly ever [Em] okay, always.
But it's [F#m] not an addiction, [G] cause my doctor gave me [D] a [G] prescription. _
[D] _ _ [G] _ [Dm] Break it down now, got back pain, need Mary Jane, can't handle this, need cannabis.
Got a stomach ache, gotta wake and make, have an injury, need THC.
[E] Get fucked up for your hyperhidrosis or just [F] sweaty palms in case you need a diagnosis. _
[A] _ [D] It's not a [G] crime, [D] for twenty [G] times.
[Em] Weed [A] card, it's what [D] I need, [G] hardly ever [Em] okay, [A] always.
[Em] But it's not [F#m] an addiction, [G] cause my doctor [A] gave me [D] a prescription. _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ [G] _ _ [Em] _ _
[Am] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ _
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