Chords for Your Favorite Martian - Dookie Fresh [Official Music Video]

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[B] Dookie, Dookie, Dookie, Dookie Fresh _ _ _
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I had a hot date so I picked her up at 8 sharp
Her body was bangin' and sick, was built with great parts
She was beautiful, I didn't really know her
But I noticed when I picked her up she had a funny odor
I was really confused cause she had a [B] gorgeous body
But she stunk like fresh, just dropped a deuce in a porta potty
Her funk was crazy strong, killing me with deadly stank
It made me wanna [Bb] do a cannonball into a septic [Gb] tank Cannonball!
To get [B] away from the stank
I gave her a dozen roses but they wilted and I thanked that she's hot
But I don't even know if I can do this cause she smells like R.
Kelly's date
Mixed with raw sewage
Her breath smelled like a homeless man [Fm] pooped in her mouth
She [B] needs to bathe herself in tomato juice or I'm out
She's ridiculously fine
So who would've guessed that this girl smells so
Dookie, Dookie, Dookie Fresh
Dookie, Dookie, Dookie, Dookie Fresh
Dookie, Dookie, Dookie, Dookie Fresh
Dookie, Dookie, Dookie, Dookie Fresh
Dookie Fresh!
Dookie Fresh!
I gotta admit she knocked me off of my feet
Even with her stench of wet dog and taco meat
She said, Puff I really like you and [A] I'd really be embarrassed
If you didn't beat [B] my heritage and meet my parents
So I drove to her house, [A] I parked the car
[B] And it smelled like Amy Winehouse threw up in a jar
And it got worse as soon as we entered her parents' house
I started gagging like I had a pubic hair in my mouth
Should I run home and take a shower and bleach it?
Her mom smelled like Lady Gaga's old [B] ass meat dress
Shut up this shit ain't funny
Even her dad smelled like the inside of Batman's onesie
Her mom made us dinner and I couldn't even eat it
Cause she smelled like a piece of meat between the lunch lady's cleavage
I really like this girl but I feel like giving in
To be honest, she smells like an [G] Indian
Hey [B] that's not funny
No no man I mean like Indian food
Like curry smells bad, Indian food
You're a dick _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ And now she wants to get serious
I don't know what it is but if I don't get away from this
I'm gonna throw myself off a bridge
[Bb] I gotta end it
She [B] smells like Venus Williams panties after playing tennis
There's no way that I can win this
We go out to eat before we even get a seat
She makes all the people in the restaurant clear out into the street
Like a fucking fire grill
They skip their entire meal
Yo DJ, should I leave her or should I try and chill? _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ I'm at work
_ Smash that ass anyway
_ I'm at work
I'm gonna smash that ass anyway
No I think I'm gonna leave her and I wish her the best
Plus somebody needs to tell her that she's dookie fresh _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ Dookie fresh _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [G] So yeah it didn't work out
That girl smelled like Chewbacca's ass
Wait, wait
_ _ Oh, oh
Wait maybe it was me
Yeah