Chords for That's What He Really Said
Tempo:
51.65 bpm
Chords used:
G
C
D
A
Ab
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[Ab] [G]
I've come to the [C] conclusion, cos I get around a bit,
[D] that half of what you read is bull and the other [G] half's all shit,
and the truth is really nothing like what you've [D] properly read.
Shit, I was there, I oughta know [G] what was really said.
I know what was really said.
Fuckin' hope I do.
[A] Cross me heart and hope to die now.
Look, I wouldn't [C] lie to you, cos shit, mate, I was there, [G] I oughta know.
My lightning strike me dead.
Honest, mate, fair diggin'.
I know what was really said.
I know what was really said.
[C] When Captain Cook first lobbed, he said,
[D] this land's not fit for animals, much [G] less we of British blood.
A couple of abos [C] overheard what was going on,
[D] and one turned to his mate and he said,
fuckin' [G] whinge and pom.
And what about back in World War II, [C] when the Yanks first dropped the bomb?
[D] Holy shit, like, do you laugh?
Oh, let's [G] drop another one.
Six thousand tonne of [C] TNT, the noise, the blinding flash,
[D] and the Mayor of Hiroshima saying,
[G] oh, what the fuck was that?
That's what he really said.
Fuckin' hope he [A] did.
Cross me heart and hope to [D] die now.
Look, I wouldn't tell a fib, cos [C] shit, mate, I was there, I oughta know.
[G] May lightning strike me dead.
Honest, mate, fair diggin'.
That's what he really said.
And a touching scene just [C] recently was Kim Hughes on TV.
[D] When the mighty windies brought Australia [G] to her knees,
he said, I don't wanna [C] be captain.
It's my fault that they [D] won.
I don't wanna play cricket.
I [G] just want me mum.
And what about the Pope that time?
[C] You know, when he got shot,
[D] he wasn't doing nothing.
He [G] was just out blessing wogs.
They say that he [C] forgave the bloke that shot him with that gun.
[D] Had it been me, I would have said, you fuckin' [G] dirty cunt.
[C] That's what he should have said.
[G] Fuckin' hope he should.
[A] Cross me heart and hope to die now.
Look, I wouldn't lie if I [C] could, cos shit, mate, I was there, I [G] oughta know.
May lightning strike me dead.
Honest, mate, fair diggin'.
That's what he should have said.
And at the royal wedding, [C] for all the world to see,
when [D] Lady Di leaned over and kissed her old man on the cheek,
they made it sound so romantic, [C] like Charles, give me a kiss.
[D] But I read her lips and I reckon she said, all [G] bustin' for a piss.
And back when Labor shit on [C] Liberals, with such a massive win,
[D] and Malcolm Fraser got the arse and Bob Hawke was [G] voted in.
He held the [C] V for victory sign and he'd give a little [D] laugh and he said,
oh, there you go, Malcolm, you wanker, [G] shove those up your arse.
[C] That's what he really said.
[G] Fuckin' hope he did.
[A] Cross me heart and hope to die now.
Look, I wouldn't tell [C] a fib, cos shit, mate, I was there, I [G] oughta know.
May lightning strike me dead.
Honest, mate, fair diggin'.
That's what he really said.
Honest, mate, fair diggin'.
That's what he really said.
[E]
I've come to the [C] conclusion, cos I get around a bit,
[D] that half of what you read is bull and the other [G] half's all shit,
and the truth is really nothing like what you've [D] properly read.
Shit, I was there, I oughta know [G] what was really said.
I know what was really said.
Fuckin' hope I do.
[A] Cross me heart and hope to die now.
Look, I wouldn't [C] lie to you, cos shit, mate, I was there, [G] I oughta know.
My lightning strike me dead.
Honest, mate, fair diggin'.
I know what was really said.
I know what was really said.
[C] When Captain Cook first lobbed, he said,
[D] this land's not fit for animals, much [G] less we of British blood.
A couple of abos [C] overheard what was going on,
[D] and one turned to his mate and he said,
fuckin' [G] whinge and pom.
And what about back in World War II, [C] when the Yanks first dropped the bomb?
[D] Holy shit, like, do you laugh?
Oh, let's [G] drop another one.
Six thousand tonne of [C] TNT, the noise, the blinding flash,
[D] and the Mayor of Hiroshima saying,
[G] oh, what the fuck was that?
That's what he really said.
Fuckin' hope he [A] did.
Cross me heart and hope to [D] die now.
Look, I wouldn't tell a fib, cos [C] shit, mate, I was there, I oughta know.
[G] May lightning strike me dead.
Honest, mate, fair diggin'.
That's what he really said.
And a touching scene just [C] recently was Kim Hughes on TV.
[D] When the mighty windies brought Australia [G] to her knees,
he said, I don't wanna [C] be captain.
It's my fault that they [D] won.
I don't wanna play cricket.
I [G] just want me mum.
And what about the Pope that time?
[C] You know, when he got shot,
[D] he wasn't doing nothing.
He [G] was just out blessing wogs.
They say that he [C] forgave the bloke that shot him with that gun.
[D] Had it been me, I would have said, you fuckin' [G] dirty cunt.
[C] That's what he should have said.
[G] Fuckin' hope he should.
[A] Cross me heart and hope to die now.
Look, I wouldn't lie if I [C] could, cos shit, mate, I was there, I [G] oughta know.
May lightning strike me dead.
Honest, mate, fair diggin'.
That's what he should have said.
And at the royal wedding, [C] for all the world to see,
when [D] Lady Di leaned over and kissed her old man on the cheek,
they made it sound so romantic, [C] like Charles, give me a kiss.
[D] But I read her lips and I reckon she said, all [G] bustin' for a piss.
And back when Labor shit on [C] Liberals, with such a massive win,
[D] and Malcolm Fraser got the arse and Bob Hawke was [G] voted in.
He held the [C] V for victory sign and he'd give a little [D] laugh and he said,
oh, there you go, Malcolm, you wanker, [G] shove those up your arse.
[C] That's what he really said.
[G] Fuckin' hope he did.
[A] Cross me heart and hope to die now.
Look, I wouldn't tell [C] a fib, cos shit, mate, I was there, I [G] oughta know.
May lightning strike me dead.
Honest, mate, fair diggin'.
That's what he really said.
Honest, mate, fair diggin'.
That's what he really said.
[E]
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I've come to the [C] conclusion, cos I get around a bit,
[D] that half of what you read is bull and the other [G] half's all shit,
and the truth is really nothing like what you've [D] properly read.
Shit, I was there, I oughta know [G] what was really said.
I know what was really said.
Fuckin' hope I do.
[A] Cross me heart and hope to die now.
Look, I wouldn't [C] lie to you, cos shit, mate, I was there, [G] I oughta know.
My lightning strike me dead.
Honest, mate, fair diggin'.
I know what was really said.
I know what was really said.
[C] When Captain Cook first lobbed, he said,
[D] this land's not fit for animals, much [G] less we of British blood.
A couple of abos [C] overheard what was going on,
[D] and one turned to his mate and he said,
fuckin' [G] whinge and pom.
And what about back in World War II, [C] when the Yanks first dropped the bomb?
[D] Holy shit, like, do you laugh?
Oh, let's [G] drop another one.
Six thousand tonne of [C] TNT, the noise, the blinding flash,
[D] and the Mayor of Hiroshima saying,
[G] oh, what the fuck was that?
That's what he really said.
Fuckin' hope he [A] did.
Cross me heart and hope to [D] die now.
Look, I wouldn't tell a fib, cos [C] shit, mate, I was there, I oughta know.
[G] May lightning strike me dead.
Honest, mate, fair diggin'.
That's what he really said.
And a touching scene just [C] recently was Kim Hughes on TV.
[D] When the mighty windies brought Australia [G] to her knees,
he said, I don't wanna [C] be captain.
It's my fault that they [D] won.
I don't wanna play cricket.
I [G] just want me mum.
And what about the Pope that time?
[C] You know, when he got shot,
[D] he wasn't doing nothing.
He [G] was just out blessing wogs.
They say that he [C] forgave the bloke that shot him with that gun.
[D] Had it been me, I would have said, you fuckin' [G] dirty cunt.
[C] That's what he should have said.
[G] Fuckin' hope he should.
[A] Cross me heart and hope to die now.
Look, I wouldn't lie if I [C] could, cos shit, mate, I was there, I [G] oughta know.
May lightning strike me dead.
Honest, mate, fair diggin'.
That's what he should have said.
And at the royal wedding, [C] for all the world to see,
when [D] Lady Di leaned over and kissed her old man on the cheek,
they made it sound so romantic, [C] like Charles, give me a kiss.
[D] But I read her lips and I reckon she said, all [G] bustin' for a piss.
And back when Labor shit on [C] Liberals, with such a massive win,
[D] and Malcolm Fraser got the arse and Bob Hawke was [G] voted in.
He held the [C] V for victory sign and he'd give a little [D] laugh and he said,
oh, there you go, Malcolm, you wanker, [G] shove those up your arse.
[C] That's what he really said.
[G] Fuckin' hope he did.
[A] Cross me heart and hope to die now.
Look, I wouldn't tell [C] a fib, cos shit, mate, I was there, I [G] oughta know.
May lightning strike me dead.
Honest, mate, fair diggin'.
That's what he really said.
Honest, mate, fair diggin'.
That's what he really said.
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _
I've come to the [C] conclusion, cos I get around a bit,
[D] that half of what you read is bull and the other [G] half's all shit,
and the truth is really nothing like what you've [D] properly read.
Shit, I was there, I oughta know [G] what was really said.
I know what was really said.
Fuckin' hope I do.
[A] Cross me heart and hope to die now.
Look, I wouldn't [C] lie to you, cos shit, mate, I was there, [G] I oughta know.
My lightning strike me dead.
Honest, mate, fair diggin'.
I know what was really said.
I know what was really said.
[C] When Captain Cook first lobbed, he said,
[D] this land's not fit for animals, much [G] less we of British blood.
A couple of abos [C] overheard what was going on,
[D] and one turned to his mate and he said,
fuckin' [G] whinge and pom.
And what about back in World War II, [C] when the Yanks first dropped the bomb?
[D] Holy shit, like, do you laugh?
Oh, let's [G] drop another one.
Six thousand tonne of [C] TNT, the noise, the blinding flash,
[D] and the Mayor of Hiroshima saying,
[G] oh, what the fuck was that?
That's what he really said.
Fuckin' hope he [A] did.
Cross me heart and hope to [D] die now.
Look, I wouldn't tell a fib, cos [C] shit, mate, I was there, I oughta know.
[G] May lightning strike me dead.
Honest, mate, fair diggin'.
That's what he really said.
And a touching scene just [C] recently was Kim Hughes on TV.
[D] When the mighty windies brought Australia [G] to her knees,
he said, I don't wanna [C] be captain.
It's my fault that they [D] won.
I don't wanna play cricket.
I [G] just want me mum.
And what about the Pope that time?
[C] You know, when he got shot,
[D] he wasn't doing nothing.
He [G] was just out blessing wogs.
They say that he [C] forgave the bloke that shot him with that gun.
[D] Had it been me, I would have said, you fuckin' [G] dirty cunt.
[C] That's what he should have said.
[G] Fuckin' hope he should.
[A] Cross me heart and hope to die now.
Look, I wouldn't lie if I [C] could, cos shit, mate, I was there, I [G] oughta know.
May lightning strike me dead.
Honest, mate, fair diggin'.
That's what he should have said.
And at the royal wedding, [C] for all the world to see,
when [D] Lady Di leaned over and kissed her old man on the cheek,
they made it sound so romantic, [C] like Charles, give me a kiss.
[D] But I read her lips and I reckon she said, all [G] bustin' for a piss.
And back when Labor shit on [C] Liberals, with such a massive win,
[D] and Malcolm Fraser got the arse and Bob Hawke was [G] voted in.
He held the [C] V for victory sign and he'd give a little [D] laugh and he said,
oh, there you go, Malcolm, you wanker, [G] shove those up your arse.
[C] That's what he really said.
[G] Fuckin' hope he did.
[A] Cross me heart and hope to die now.
Look, I wouldn't tell [C] a fib, cos shit, mate, I was there, I [G] oughta know.
May lightning strike me dead.
Honest, mate, fair diggin'.
That's what he really said.
Honest, mate, fair diggin'.
That's what he really said.
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _