Chords for Dick'taphone

_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
Hello operator, I'd like to make a call, can I have [E] 4773104?
[A] _
_ _ _ [E] _ 4773104, did you get [A] it then? _
_ _ _ _ [E] 3104, are you bloody deaf or [A] what?
_ _ [E] Pick that fucking phone up your [A] fucking ass!
[D] Pick that fucking phone [A] up your fucking ass!
You're supposed to [E] fucking help not make it fucking [D] up!
I only wanna [A] make a call but you're just being smart so you can pick that fucking phone up your fucking ass! _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Oh, the guy from Telecom come to disconnect the phone for a breach of [E] regulations just a couple of days ago.
[A] You upset our operator with a pretty nasty call.
[E] What's she fucking on about with all that [A] fucking phone?
Well she claims that it was all your fault she really was distressed.
What about your [E] customers?
You upset me [A] first.
We've got a statement which shortly will be [E] released.
But it might help if you'd recall exactly [A] what you said.
[D] I said pick that fucking [A] phone up your fucking ass!
You're supposed [E] to fucking help not make it fucking [D] up!
I just tried to [A] make a call but you just acted smart so I said pick that fucking [E] phone up your fucking [A] ass! _
_ _ _ _ Well that's not exactly on sir, it's just not on at all.
You must use proper etiquette if you wish to make a call.
And please and thank you also help you can't talk to her like [E] that.
Please and bloody thank you, will you fucking [A] tell her that?
And she knows without a telephone I'm really in the shit.
Well perhaps if you'd apologise that just might help a bit.
Apologise, apologise, apologise to [E] who?
Just go in and ask for operator [A] 42.
_ [G] Is _ _ _ there something I can do?
Yes I'd like [D] to speak to operator 42.
[G] I'm sorry sir I'm music.
Did you just [D] say?
Oh shit I don't believe it, here we folks [G] go again.
Operator 42, look I'll just write it down.
Operator 42, [D] I'll see if she's around.
[G] Geez they're bloody useless, I'm [C] sure that they're all dead.
No [D] wonder that I did me quince, no [G] wonder that I said.
[C] Stick that fucking [G] phone up your fucking ass!
[A] You're supposed to fucking help not make it fucking up!
[C] I just want to make a call [G] but you're just being smart.
So stick that fucking phone up your fucking ass!
[A] _ _ _ Now they'll make me sit around and wait all bloody day.
Just so they can make me [E] sweat and have the final say.
[A] It's like the public service, [D] they make you sweep and go.
[E] I'd get you fucking ugly if [A] that's who's coming now.
I'm operator 42, I'm busy, make it fast.
Did a bloke tell you to stick that [E] fucking phone right up your ass?
[A] Yes he did that filthy animal, I remember now.
Well [E] you'd better fucking brace yourself cause [A] they're bringing it around.
And you can [A] stick that fucking phone up your fucking [B] ass!
You're supposed to fucking [E] help not make it fucking up!
[D] I just tried to make a [A] call but you just act as smart.
So you can stick that fucking phone up your fucking ass!
[D] Stick that fucking phone up your fucking [B] ass!
You're supposed to [E] fucking help not make it fucking [D] up!
I just tried to make [A] a call but you just act as smart.
So you stick that fucking phone up your fucking ass!
[D] Stick that fucking phone [A] up your fucking ass!
[Em] Stick that fucking phone up your fucking [A] ass! _