Chords for Living Next Door to Alan

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_ _ _ _ All you need to know about it is that
This particular song the Jutland parade is the most expensive real estate in Australia.
So I want you to consider this
_ _ _ _ _ They came down from Mika Thera in a bird out blue FJ
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That farted and just shit itself in Jutland parade _
[D] _ Right next door [G] to Bondi's _
When the smoke had cleared a voice said, hey this place look alright
_ [C] _ We'll tell the government.
It's a sacred side
[A] _ _ dead fucking [G] easy
_ [D] _ _ _ [G] Good a mr.
Allen bond.
Are you going bloke?
Hey, [C] I'm your brand new neighbor
Hey, man, you gotta smoke [D] and I think I'm gonna like it here living next [G] door to Alan
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_ [G] 24 kids 9 adults and 15 [C] dogs a dead room on the roof rack and a bootload full of grog
[D] I'm flashes Michael Jackson [C] now.
I'm living next door [G] to Alan
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_ _ [G] First thing that we gotta do is get another car.
[C] There's the one sitting out the front one even fucking stop
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We'll call that bloke again from the government.
He's alright _ _
_ _ So [G] they call the bloke in charge of all the government grants and [C] the next day in the driveway was a new Mercedes-Benz
[D] Yeah, come on.
Have a look at this one.
Everyone.
This one's [G] got a wireless.
Look at it
_ [D] _ _ Good a mr.
Allen bond.
Are you going mate?
[C] You got a real flash car?
But my one's flash one a [D] and I believe that my one's faster than yours.
Mr.
Bond was [G] mine's a red one
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24 kids 9 adults and 15 dogs [C] all squeezed in the front seat with the wireless turn full on
[D] Listening to slim [C] dusty now, they're living next door [G] to Alan
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[G] So Bondi called Ben Lexan and said I want another yacht
[C] Twice as big and twice as fast as what already [D] got _
_ _ _ _ [G] That'll fuck him _
[D] _ So [G] his neighbors called some welfare mob not to be outdone [C] and got the HMAs Melbourne on some sort of government loan
[D] Got me naked.
They just said they want to go fishing for [G] yabbies in the river
_ [D] _ _ _ [G] Good a mr.
Allen bond.
Are you going mate?
[C] You got a real flash boat?
But my one's flash one a [D] and I think I'm gonna put him in the river next door [G] to Allen's
_ [D] _ _ _ [G] 15 dogs 9 adults 2 dozen screaming kids [C] with lines strung from the flight deck trying to catch some fish
[D] swimming fish and pissing [C] in the river next door [G] to Alan
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[G] So Bondi threw a party the likes you've never seen [C] and invited everybody from the premier to the Queen
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_ and the [G] Leland brothers
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[G] So he's neighbors by Bangarra on a Barbie on the lawn and [C] invited all their relatives from me get there to come down
[D] Hey, I don't know.
You won't get a bring a big flag and a [G] wobble it as a party on at my house.
[D] _ _ [G] I
Don't know why he's leaving or where he's gonna go
[C] He says he's got his reasons and I reckon that I know he [D] just never got used to living next [G] door to a bow
_ [D] _ _ _ [G] He's jumping up and down and he's making such a fuss
[C] At least we done got fucking coons live next door to us
[D] _ _ _ [C] Living next [G] door Alan
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Kevin bloody Wilson one more [N] time _ _ _ _
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