Chords for Kev's Courtin' Song
Tempo:
139.8 bpm
Chords used:
E
A
B
F#
C#
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[E]
[B] [E]
[A] [E]
[F#] [B] [E]
Blown too much of me time [A] buying dinner and wine, [E] and me money on flowers [B] and lollies.
[E] Only to find [A] that what's on me mind [B] isn't on hers and [E] she's sorry.
So I've made up some lines [A] that save wasting time [E] and keep me from blowing me [B] brass.
[E] I'm ever so cool, I [A] just prop on the stool [B] right next to hers and [E] I ask.
Do you fuck on [A] first dates?
Does your dad own [E] a brewery?
Could I feed [B] your tits?
Or would you show [E] them to me?
Cause you got a [A] nice head and you look pretty [E] honest.
So me face will be leaving [B] in a quarter of an hour, [E] I'd like you to be on it.
[A] [E]
[B] [E]
[A]
[B] [E]
You know how it feels when [A] you first meet a sheila [E] and the bullshit you gotta go [B] through.
[E] Like calling her up [A] and telling her you love her [B] when all that you'd love is [E] just a screw.
But she wants to hold hands and you [A] to meet her old man [E] and sit around for hours and [B] talk.
But [E] me new method is you [A] just cut through the shit [B] and get down to the goodies [E] straight off.
[F#] Do you fuck on [A] first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feed [B] your tits?
Or would you show [E] them to me?
Do you sleep in the nick?
Do you give head very often?
If we can decide [B] your place or mine, we [E] can fuck off then.
[A] [E]
[B] [E]
[A] [E]
[F#]
So the next time you see [A] a good looking sheila [E] and you'd give a week's pay [B] to hold her.
[E] Don't sit acting dumb, [A] just front her full on [B] and drop a few lines that I [E] told you.
This new method of mine might [A] not work every time, [E] but then again no method [B] will.
[E] I've been spat at and slapped [A] and kneed in the neck as well, [B] but then I got a few fucks [E] as well.
[F#] Do you fuck on [A] first dates?
Does your dad own [E] a brewery?
Could I feed [B] your tits?
Or would you show [E] them to me?
[C#] If the answer [A] is no, to me [E] questions above.
Then be a good sport [B] and give me the name [E] of a girlfriend who does.
[A] [E]
[A] [E]
[B] [C#] [E]
[A] [E]
[N]
[B] [E]
[A] [E]
[F#] [B] [E]
Blown too much of me time [A] buying dinner and wine, [E] and me money on flowers [B] and lollies.
[E] Only to find [A] that what's on me mind [B] isn't on hers and [E] she's sorry.
So I've made up some lines [A] that save wasting time [E] and keep me from blowing me [B] brass.
[E] I'm ever so cool, I [A] just prop on the stool [B] right next to hers and [E] I ask.
Do you fuck on [A] first dates?
Does your dad own [E] a brewery?
Could I feed [B] your tits?
Or would you show [E] them to me?
Cause you got a [A] nice head and you look pretty [E] honest.
So me face will be leaving [B] in a quarter of an hour, [E] I'd like you to be on it.
[A] [E]
[B] [E]
[A]
[B] [E]
You know how it feels when [A] you first meet a sheila [E] and the bullshit you gotta go [B] through.
[E] Like calling her up [A] and telling her you love her [B] when all that you'd love is [E] just a screw.
But she wants to hold hands and you [A] to meet her old man [E] and sit around for hours and [B] talk.
But [E] me new method is you [A] just cut through the shit [B] and get down to the goodies [E] straight off.
[F#] Do you fuck on [A] first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feed [B] your tits?
Or would you show [E] them to me?
Do you sleep in the nick?
Do you give head very often?
If we can decide [B] your place or mine, we [E] can fuck off then.
[A] [E]
[B] [E]
[A] [E]
[F#]
So the next time you see [A] a good looking sheila [E] and you'd give a week's pay [B] to hold her.
[E] Don't sit acting dumb, [A] just front her full on [B] and drop a few lines that I [E] told you.
This new method of mine might [A] not work every time, [E] but then again no method [B] will.
[E] I've been spat at and slapped [A] and kneed in the neck as well, [B] but then I got a few fucks [E] as well.
[F#] Do you fuck on [A] first dates?
Does your dad own [E] a brewery?
Could I feed [B] your tits?
Or would you show [E] them to me?
[C#] If the answer [A] is no, to me [E] questions above.
Then be a good sport [B] and give me the name [E] of a girlfriend who does.
[A] [E]
[A] [E]
[B] [C#] [E]
[A] [E]
[N]
Key:
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A
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C#
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_ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
[F#] _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Blown too much of me time [A] buying dinner and wine, [E] and me money on flowers [B] and lollies.
_ _ [E] Only to find [A] that what's on me mind [B] isn't on hers and [E] she's sorry.
So I've made up some lines [A] that save wasting time [E] and keep me from blowing me [B] brass.
_ [E] I'm ever so cool, I [A] just prop on the stool _ [B] right next to hers and [E] I ask.
_ _ Do you fuck on [A] first dates? _ _ _
Does your dad own [E] a brewery? _ _ _
Could I feed [B] your tits? _ _ _
Or would you show [E] them to me? _ _ _
Cause you got a [A] nice head _ and you look pretty [E] honest. _ _ _ _
So me face will be leaving [B] in a quarter of an hour, _ [E] I'd like you to be on it.
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ You know how it feels when [A] you first meet a sheila [E] and the bullshit you gotta go [B] through.
_ [E] Like calling her up [A] and telling her you love her [B] when all that you'd love is [E] just a screw.
But she wants to hold hands and you [A] to meet her old man [E] and sit around for hours and [B] talk.
_ But [E] me new method is you [A] just cut through the shit [B] and get down to the goodies [E] straight off.
_ [F#] _ Do you fuck on [A] first dates?
_ _ Does your dad own a brewery? _ _ _
Could I feed [B] your tits?
_ _ Or would you show [E] them to me?
_ _ Do you sleep in the nick?
_ _ _ Do you give head very often?
If _ _ _ we can decide [B] your place or mine, _ we [E] can fuck off then.
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ [F#] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ So the next time you see [A] a good looking sheila [E] and you'd give a week's pay [B] to hold her.
_ [E] Don't sit acting dumb, [A] just front her full on [B] and drop a few lines that I [E] told you.
_ This new method of mine might [A] not work every time, [E] but then again no method [B] will.
_ _ [E] I've been spat at and slapped [A] and kneed in the neck as well, [B] but then I got a few fucks [E] as well.
_ _ [F#] Do you fuck on [A] first dates? _ _ _
Does your dad own [E] a brewery? _ _ _
Could I feed [B] your tits?
_ _ Or would you show [E] them to me? _ _ _
[C#] If the answer [A] is no, _ _ to me [E] questions above.
_ Then _ _ be a good sport [B] and give me the name _ [E] of a girlfriend who does.
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ [C#] _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
[F#] _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Blown too much of me time [A] buying dinner and wine, [E] and me money on flowers [B] and lollies.
_ _ [E] Only to find [A] that what's on me mind [B] isn't on hers and [E] she's sorry.
So I've made up some lines [A] that save wasting time [E] and keep me from blowing me [B] brass.
_ [E] I'm ever so cool, I [A] just prop on the stool _ [B] right next to hers and [E] I ask.
_ _ Do you fuck on [A] first dates? _ _ _
Does your dad own [E] a brewery? _ _ _
Could I feed [B] your tits? _ _ _
Or would you show [E] them to me? _ _ _
Cause you got a [A] nice head _ and you look pretty [E] honest. _ _ _ _
So me face will be leaving [B] in a quarter of an hour, _ [E] I'd like you to be on it.
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ You know how it feels when [A] you first meet a sheila [E] and the bullshit you gotta go [B] through.
_ [E] Like calling her up [A] and telling her you love her [B] when all that you'd love is [E] just a screw.
But she wants to hold hands and you [A] to meet her old man [E] and sit around for hours and [B] talk.
_ But [E] me new method is you [A] just cut through the shit [B] and get down to the goodies [E] straight off.
_ [F#] _ Do you fuck on [A] first dates?
_ _ Does your dad own a brewery? _ _ _
Could I feed [B] your tits?
_ _ Or would you show [E] them to me?
_ _ Do you sleep in the nick?
_ _ _ Do you give head very often?
If _ _ _ we can decide [B] your place or mine, _ we [E] can fuck off then.
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ [F#] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ So the next time you see [A] a good looking sheila [E] and you'd give a week's pay [B] to hold her.
_ [E] Don't sit acting dumb, [A] just front her full on [B] and drop a few lines that I [E] told you.
_ This new method of mine might [A] not work every time, [E] but then again no method [B] will.
_ _ [E] I've been spat at and slapped [A] and kneed in the neck as well, [B] but then I got a few fucks [E] as well.
_ _ [F#] Do you fuck on [A] first dates? _ _ _
Does your dad own [E] a brewery? _ _ _
Could I feed [B] your tits?
_ _ Or would you show [E] them to me? _ _ _
[C#] If the answer [A] is no, _ _ to me [E] questions above.
_ Then _ _ be a good sport [B] and give me the name _ [E] of a girlfriend who does.
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ [C#] _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _