Chords for Born Again Piss Tank

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_ _ I'd pay a visit almost every day to our little local [D] hotel, and quite often I'd drink till
I fell to me knees and I'd dribble me [G] sins to meself.
But a wowser convinced me me life would be richer if I could just give up [C] the booze.
I gave in to temptation, [G] it was money and [Em] greed and the thought [D] of sweet fuck all [G] to lose.
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_ I went spiraling downward from that moment onward.
I shunned friends I'd known all [D] me life.
_ I fell in with the wowsers and please God forgive, I even played bingo [G] one night.
_ Unashamed, unrepentant, me life was so empty each morning me whole [C] body shook, like the
devil inside me [G] was kicking me kidneys.
[A] Oh [D] fuck I was crook, but [G] I'm a born again piss tank cause I've seen the light of a big
neon sign that [C] spells pub.
Me prayers have been answered, [G] me cup runneth over [A] as if someone heard from [D] above.
[G] Now it feels like an angel's just pissed on me tonsils or that horny young [C] barmaid herself.
_ Me life's been made different, [G] I'm a born again piss tank [A] and the wowsers can all go [G] to hell.
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[G] _ _ _ Tormented, demented and right off me rocker and fucking near right [D] round the twist.
A couple of sandwiches short of a picnic, a few shillings short of [G] a quit.
I just dribbled and giggled and stared at the fridge rocking backwards and forwards [C] all day.
_ Till I finally snapped and [G] I king hit the missus, [A] two demons come took [G] me away.
Now I'm a born again piss tank cause I've seen the light of a big neon sign [C] that spells pub.
Me prayers have been answered, [G] me cup runneth over [A] as if someone heard from [D] above.
[G] Now it feels like an angel's just pissed on me tonsils or that horny young [C] barmaid herself.
Me life's been made different, [G] I'm a born again piss tank [A] and the wowsers can all [G] go to hell.
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[G] _ _ Now that's all behind me that part of me life, it's as if I've emerged [D] from a smog.
Now I'm full of the spirit that I cast aside and I'm alright now, praise [G] be to God.
Cause I'm back from the depths and I'm back with me mates and I'm pleased to say even
back [C] with the wife.
And God when I think of how I lived [G] through that hell here on earth, [A] worst two fucking
[D] days of me life.
[G] Now I'm a born again piss tank cause I've seen the light of a big neon sign [C] that spells pub.
Me prayers have been answered, [G] me cup runneth over [A] as if someone heard [D] from above.
[G] Now it feels like an angel's just pissed on me tonsils or that horny young [C] barmaid herself.
Me life's been made different, [G] I'm a born again piss [A] tank and the wowsers can all [G] go to hell.
I'm a born again piss tank cause I've seen the light of a big neon sign [C] that spells pub.
Me prayers have been answered, [G] me cup runneth over [A] as if someone heard from [D] above.
[G] Now it feels like an angel's just pissed on me tonsils or that horny young [C] barmaid herself.
Me life's been made different, [G] I'm a born again piss tank [A] and the wowsers can go [G] fuck themselves.
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[G] _ _ [A] I've been saved, [G] _ I've been [C] saved, _
[G] _ _ _ [A] _ I've been [G] _ saved.
[C] I feel a [G] 4X coming [A] on, _ _
[G] _ or [C] a 2X. _
[G] _ _ _ [A] Thank god for [G] N-D-Gram, [C] _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ [A] busters. _
[G] _ _ _ [C] _ I'll [G] leave you ex _ [A] _ _ _
[G] _ for a [C] sponsor, _ _
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[G] or a [C] keepers, _ _
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[G] _ for [C] counting. _ _
[G] _ _ [A] I've seen the light, [G] but you can [C] stick the light up your ass.
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