Chords for Grandad's Got a Bone
Tempo:
73.5 bpm
Chords used:
D
A
G
E
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[D]
The old barf that lay sprawled on the nursing home floor he'd been wanking and fell out of his chair
[A] And as he fell on his guts his colostomy butts splattering muck and guck [D] and shit everywhere
It was all up the wall on the matron and all it was cake on her apron and [G] hair
[A] And as we ducked for cover that filthy old bugger just sat there with his cock in [D] his hand
Ah, couldn't have been a worse day, cos it was his birthday with the rallies rallied all round his bed
[A] Absolutely amazed that it actually made another birthday
Cos he should have [D] been dead with all that mucking and biting that he'd done in his life
He should have been hung years ago
[A] By any number of blokes whose missus he'd poked with that monster he was [D] stroking there now
Ah, granddad's got his stiffy
Granddad's got his [A] phone
Somebody better get Nana in quick, we promised her [D] we'd phone
He's OD'd on Viagra, call grandmother up on [G] the phone
[A] Granddad's got his stiffy
Granddad's [D] got his phone
[A] [D]
[A] [E] [D] But he just wouldn't stop winking so we chucked on a blank so the women and kid couldn't see
[A] His battered banana hanging out his pajamas and the cum stain [D] and shit on his sheets
But that filthy old bastard sat cackling laughing just waving his slug in the air
[A] And by the look in his eye matron knew it was time
Everybody get the [D] fuck out!
Granddad's got his stiffy
Granddad's [A] got his phone
Somebody better get Nana in quick, we promised her [D] we'd phone
Cos granddad's going ballistic, call grandmother up on the [G] phone
[A]
Granddad's got his stiffy
Granddad's got [D] his phone
Granddad's got his stiffy
Granddad's got his [A] phone
Somebody better get Nana in quick, we promised her [D] we'd phone
He's pulling himself to pieces, call grandmother up on the phone
[A] Granddad's got his stiffy
Granddad's got his phone
Granddad's got his stiffy
Granddad's got [D] his phone
[A]
The old barf that lay sprawled on the nursing home floor he'd been wanking and fell out of his chair
[A] And as he fell on his guts his colostomy butts splattering muck and guck [D] and shit everywhere
It was all up the wall on the matron and all it was cake on her apron and [G] hair
[A] And as we ducked for cover that filthy old bugger just sat there with his cock in [D] his hand
Ah, couldn't have been a worse day, cos it was his birthday with the rallies rallied all round his bed
[A] Absolutely amazed that it actually made another birthday
Cos he should have [D] been dead with all that mucking and biting that he'd done in his life
He should have been hung years ago
[A] By any number of blokes whose missus he'd poked with that monster he was [D] stroking there now
Ah, granddad's got his stiffy
Granddad's got his [A] phone
Somebody better get Nana in quick, we promised her [D] we'd phone
He's OD'd on Viagra, call grandmother up on [G] the phone
[A] Granddad's got his stiffy
Granddad's [D] got his phone
[A] [D]
[A] [E] [D] But he just wouldn't stop winking so we chucked on a blank so the women and kid couldn't see
[A] His battered banana hanging out his pajamas and the cum stain [D] and shit on his sheets
But that filthy old bastard sat cackling laughing just waving his slug in the air
[A] And by the look in his eye matron knew it was time
Everybody get the [D] fuck out!
Granddad's got his stiffy
Granddad's [A] got his phone
Somebody better get Nana in quick, we promised her [D] we'd phone
Cos granddad's going ballistic, call grandmother up on the [G] phone
[A]
Granddad's got his stiffy
Granddad's got [D] his phone
Granddad's got his stiffy
Granddad's got his [A] phone
Somebody better get Nana in quick, we promised her [D] we'd phone
He's pulling himself to pieces, call grandmother up on the phone
[A] Granddad's got his stiffy
Granddad's got his phone
Granddad's got his stiffy
Granddad's got [D] his phone
[A]
Key:
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D
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E
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _
The old barf that lay sprawled on the nursing home floor he'd been wanking and fell out of his chair
[A] And as he fell on his guts his colostomy butts splattering muck and guck [D] and shit everywhere
It was all up the wall on the matron and all it was cake on her apron and [G] hair
[A] And as we ducked for cover that filthy old bugger just sat there with his cock in [D] his hand _
Ah, couldn't have been a worse day, cos it was his birthday with the rallies rallied all round his bed
[A] Absolutely amazed that it actually made another birthday
Cos he should have [D] been dead with all that mucking and biting that he'd done in his life
He should have been hung years ago
[A] By any number of blokes whose missus he'd poked with that monster he was [D] stroking there now
Ah, granddad's got his stiffy
_ Granddad's got his [A] phone
Somebody better get Nana in quick, we promised her [D] we'd phone
He's OD'd on Viagra, call grandmother up on [G] the phone _
[A] Granddad's got his stiffy
Granddad's [D] got his phone _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ [A] _ _ _ [E] _ _ [D] But he just wouldn't stop winking so we chucked on a blank so the women and kid couldn't see
[A] His battered banana hanging out his pajamas and the cum stain [D] and shit on his sheets
But that filthy old bastard sat cackling laughing just waving his slug in the air
[A] And by the look in his eye matron knew it was time
Everybody get the [D] fuck out! _ _
_ Granddad's got his stiffy
Granddad's [A] got his phone _
Somebody better get Nana in quick, we promised her [D] we'd phone
Cos granddad's going ballistic, call grandmother up on the [G] phone
[A]
Granddad's got his stiffy
Granddad's got [D] his phone
Granddad's got his stiffy
_ Granddad's got his [A] phone
Somebody better get Nana in quick, we promised her [D] we'd phone
He's pulling himself to pieces, call grandmother up on the phone
_ [A] Granddad's got his stiffy
Granddad's got his phone
Granddad's got his stiffy
Granddad's got [D] his phone
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
The old barf that lay sprawled on the nursing home floor he'd been wanking and fell out of his chair
[A] And as he fell on his guts his colostomy butts splattering muck and guck [D] and shit everywhere
It was all up the wall on the matron and all it was cake on her apron and [G] hair
[A] And as we ducked for cover that filthy old bugger just sat there with his cock in [D] his hand _
Ah, couldn't have been a worse day, cos it was his birthday with the rallies rallied all round his bed
[A] Absolutely amazed that it actually made another birthday
Cos he should have [D] been dead with all that mucking and biting that he'd done in his life
He should have been hung years ago
[A] By any number of blokes whose missus he'd poked with that monster he was [D] stroking there now
Ah, granddad's got his stiffy
_ Granddad's got his [A] phone
Somebody better get Nana in quick, we promised her [D] we'd phone
He's OD'd on Viagra, call grandmother up on [G] the phone _
[A] Granddad's got his stiffy
Granddad's [D] got his phone _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ [A] _ _ _ [E] _ _ [D] But he just wouldn't stop winking so we chucked on a blank so the women and kid couldn't see
[A] His battered banana hanging out his pajamas and the cum stain [D] and shit on his sheets
But that filthy old bastard sat cackling laughing just waving his slug in the air
[A] And by the look in his eye matron knew it was time
Everybody get the [D] fuck out! _ _
_ Granddad's got his stiffy
Granddad's [A] got his phone _
Somebody better get Nana in quick, we promised her [D] we'd phone
Cos granddad's going ballistic, call grandmother up on the [G] phone
[A]
Granddad's got his stiffy
Granddad's got [D] his phone
Granddad's got his stiffy
_ Granddad's got his [A] phone
Somebody better get Nana in quick, we promised her [D] we'd phone
He's pulling himself to pieces, call grandmother up on the phone
_ [A] Granddad's got his stiffy
Granddad's got his phone
Granddad's got his stiffy
Granddad's got [D] his phone
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _