Bad Review Chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

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_ [B] _ _ _ _ [E] _ Reek!
A dick!
A dead foot [A] abyss! _
_ [B] _ _ _ _ [E] Who the hell does Jeff Dredd not think [A] he is?
_ [B] _ _ _ _ [E] Was he [A] even there?
I asked [E] myself.
Does he [A] even care?
Ok, just [E] don't.
Wait till I'm [F#] here, then hear [B] of this. _
_ _ _ _ [E] It's a bad review, we got a bad review, [A] oh lord! _
_ [B] _ _ _ [E] It's a bad review, what are we gonna do, [A] oh lord! _
_ [B] _ _ _ [E] I can't walk down the street, cos other groups I might meet and [A] they'll smirk.
_ [B] _ _ _ [E] Oh, it's a rum old do, there's a bad review, [A] oh lord!
[B] Fuck my [E] girlfriend, the new me.
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_ _ [B] _ _ _ [E] _ You!
Ha!
_ Don't know [A] where it's at.
_ _ [B] _ _ _ [E] You can't appreciate the master of the [A] strat.
_ [B] _ _ _ _ _ [E] Not that I'm [A] concerned, of course you're [E] not.
Your paper's full of [A] crap, of course [E] it is.
I only read [F#] the gig guide [B] anyway. _
_ _ _ _ [E] It's a bad review, a bad _ review, [A] oh _ lord!
[B] We _ [E] got a bad review, I can't believe it's true, [A] oh lord!
_ [B] _ _ _ [E] I know what you look like, so don't ever come near [A] _ _
[B] Strauss.
_ _ _ [E] Age 32, it's a bad review, oh [A] lord!
_ [B] _ My _ [E] girlfriend's new me.
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_ _ [B] OK, let's go to [E] chapel! _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ Ooh, ooh, [A] what to do?
_ [E] It's a [Bm] bad review.
_ [E] Ooh, ooh, [A] what to do?
_ It's a [B]
bad review.
[E] There'll be some hollow boom [A] with the older boys in the [E] deep end.
Green shoots of [B] recovery shriveled up in [E] harsh tomorrows.
Left to [A] pick dry sticks and mumble to [E] myself.
A melancholy amour, [B] a parished cruelty.
Ooh, ooh, [A] what to [E] do?
_ It's a [B] bad review.
[E] _ Ooh, [A] ooh, what to do?
[E] _ It's a [B] bad review.
[E] Bad review.
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