Chords for Half Man Half Biscuit - Paintball's Coming Home

Tempo:
67.65 bpm
Chords used:

E

B

C#

F

Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Paintball's Coming Home chords
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[C#] [E] They've got the whole world in their [B] house.
They've got the whole wide world in their [E] house
They've got the whole world in their house to see the [B] new
conservatory
They go ten pin bowling
After work, they go [B] ten pin bowling
After work, they go [E] ten pin bowling
After work, they're [B] getting married on a Caribbean beach
[E] They've got a German shepherd dog called Prince.
They [B] got a German Shepherd dog called Prince
[E] They've got a German Shepherd dog called [B] Prince, The one called Sheba died
[E] They know where things are In BNQ
[B] They know where things are In [E] BMQ
They know where things are In [B] BNQ
NBQ and they've got the joy of sex video
[E] If I were a linesman, I would execute defenders who applauded my offsides.
[F] [E] They were due on the crystal maze, and they [B] were due to go on.
The crystal maze, they [E] were due on the crystal maze,
when [B] they got mugged in Florida.
[E] They went off in a hot air balloon, [B] they declared their love in a hot air [E] balloon.
Yeah, they drank champagne in a hot air [B] balloon and had a row on New Year's Eve.
[E] They've got nothing but total respect [B] for, they've got nothing but total respect for,
they've [E] got nothing but total respect for [B] Annie Lennox.
[E] And if I'd have known they were coming, I'd have slashed me wrists.
Key:  
E
2311
B
12341112
C#
12341114
F
134211111
E
2311
B
12341112
C#
12341114
F
134211111
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To learn Half Man Half Biscuit - Paintballs Coming Home chords, anchor your practice on these foundational sequence of chords - E, B and E. Start with a comfortable 66 BPM and as you become proficient, aim for the song's BPM of 132. Configure the capo to your vocal range and chord preference, remembering the key of E Major.

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_ [C#] _ _ [E] They've got the whole world in their [B] house.
They've got the whole wide world in their [E] house
They've got the whole world in their house to see the [B] new
conservatory
They go ten pin bowling
After work, they go [B] ten pin bowling
After work, they go [E] ten pin bowling
After work, they're [B] getting married on a Caribbean beach
[E] They've got a German shepherd dog called Prince.
They [B] got a German Shepherd dog called Prince
[E] They've got a German Shepherd dog called [B] Prince, The one called Sheba died
[E] They know where things are In BNQ
[B] They know where things are In [E] BMQ
They know where things are In [B] BNQ
NBQ and they've got the joy of sex video _ _ _ _
_ [E] If I were a linesman, I would execute defenders who applauded my offsides.
[F] _ _ [E] They were due on the crystal maze, and they [B] were due to go on.
The crystal maze, they [E] were due on the crystal maze,
when [B] they got mugged in Florida.
[E] They went off in a hot air balloon, [B] they declared their love in a hot air [E] balloon.
Yeah, they drank champagne in a hot air [B] balloon and had a row on New Year's Eve.
[E] They've got nothing but total respect [B] for, they've got nothing but total respect for,
they've [E] got nothing but total respect for [B] Annie Lennox. _ _ _
_ [E] And if I'd have known they were coming, I'd have slashed me wrists. _

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The Voyage to the Bottom of the Road album includes this song.

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