Chords for Half Man Half Biscuit - The Trumpton Riots

The Trumpton Clock, _ telling the time for Trumpton.
Half man, [G] half biscuit in [A] session.
The line-up, Nigel Blackwell, guitar and vocals,
Neil Crosby, bass and vocals, Carl Alte on drums,
and they don't want to take his name.
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Elevage! _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Unemployment's rising in the chiggy and the town,
Spreading like pneumonia, doesn't look like no endow.
There's trouble at the fire station, someone's had the sack,
And the lad with all the loads just needs to get rid of Camden Black.
[D] _ Tell _ _
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_ _ _ _ [D] PC McGarren to [A] get himself a mate,
And arm [G] themselves with CS [A] guys, they're gonna be out late.
We've had tank conformism since 1966,
And now [G] subversions in the [A] air, they're shape of lightening bricks.
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_ _ [F] _ Someone get a message through to Captain Snort,
[E] That they better start [A] assembling the boys from the [F] fort,
And [Dm] keep this honeymoon [D] _
right out of sight,
Cause [E] there's gonna be [F#] a riot down [A] in Trumpton tonight.
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_ [A] _ _ _ Windy militant leagues, is massed like comrades to war,
With windowsills and bombs with nails, they smack the town o' door.
But [G] Snorty and his [A] boys arrive with one big air-swell crew,
Whereupon they bring about a military coup.
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_ _ _ _ [F] Someone get a [D] message through to Captain [E] Snort,
That they better start assembling [A] the boys from the [F] fort,
And keep this honeymoon [D] right out of sight,
[E] Cause there's gonna be a riot [A] down in Trumpton [Dm] tonight.
Someone get a message [C] through to Captain Snort,
That [E] they better start assembling the boys from [F] the fort,
And keep this [D] honeymoon right out of sight,
[E] Cause there's gonna be a riot down [A] in Trumpton tonight. _ _ _