Chords for Half Man Half Biscuit - Seal Clubbing

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_ _ I was just sitting there eating a salmonella sandwich _ _ _
When [B] a man walks up [E] to _ me
_ _ _ [B] Would you mind dear sir if I asked you a question
[E] If music ain't a food I'd love to use the indigestion
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_ _ _ Ooooooooooh
[E] I _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ found myself standing next to a score of four of aging Gramps and Grandads
_ _ _ _ [B] when a braille voice asked [E] of _ me _ _
_ Would you [B] mind dear boy I just can't stand all this tension
If you love me let me in front of you so I can cash retention _ _ _ _ _
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ Frank was going through a state of depression in his bedroom _ _ _ _
But when he [B] reached out for [E] the jar _ He _ _ [B] swallowed every last plant he laid back
on And you, [E] Bayer, Halle, Warren, Golden, Olsen,
Craftsman, have the right [B] way to _ _ _ To [E] kill yourself _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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Down beside the bubbling brook I was trying to sketch myself a stallion
_ _ _ But when the [B] stallion said to _ me _
But that's the third byro that just opened all day
I cannot wait to glue the horse to water But I know someone's been letting me
Who _ _ _ said the _ stallion? _ _
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[F#] _ _ _ [E] _ Me and [Gm] my [F#]
girl, [E] smooth rubber Me and [G] my [F#] girl, out in [E] the ice
Me and [G] my [F#m] girl, smooth [E] rubber Me and [G] my [F#m] girl, in the [E] darkness _ _ _ _ _
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