Chords for Half Man Half Biscuit - 24 Hour Garage People (Peel session)

_ _ [B] _ [A] I fancy [B] I'll open a [E] _ stationer's Stock quaint [E] notepad for weekend pagans
[A] While [B] you were out at the Roll-Rite Stones [A] I came and set fire to [E] your shed _
_ _ _ Cause you probably work at an all-night [A] garage You probably [E] work at an all-night garage
You probably work at an all [B]-night garage With [E] talk radio on _
You curse my soul if I don't want [A] petrol You curse my [E] soul if I don't want petrol
I only came down for a tube of [B] Pringles, sour [E] cream and chives _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ And because you gotta get up off your fat arse to go and get my crisps
Your scowl increases
And when you come back you toss them into that metal tray device thing that separates us
And you say £1.33
As opposed to, that'll be £1.33 please sir _ _
This is done to annoy me of course but has the opposite effect of amusing me
Because now I've got loads of other things to buy and plenty of time on my hands _ _
_ _ I'll have two Scotch eggs and a jar of Marmite [A] Two Scotch eggs and a jar of Marmite
Two Scotch eggs and a jar [B] of Marmite
What sandwiches have [E] you got? _ _ _ _ _
_ [E] Well now he's getting really irate
And from behind the strengthened glass his voice seems to be getting louder
And he starts to sound like Leadbelly at the depot
_ _ _ I've got cheese, I've got ham, I've got chicken, I've got beef
I've got tuna sweetcorn, I've got tuna _ sweetcorn
_ I'll have ten Kit Kats and a Motrin [A] Atlas Ten Kit [E] Kats and a Motrin Atlas
And a blue CD on the Hallmark label
That's sure to be good _ _
_ Okay boy let me hear you spell Wilmslow _ _
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_ Oh he went to play [A] golf on a Sunday [B] morn'
Just a mile and a [E] half to town
His head was found [A] on the driving [B] range
And his body has never [E] been found _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Eb] What?
So seven seconds to go I was waiting for the other seven seconds
[Gb] Magnificent half man half biscuit
And 24 hour garage [Ab] people
And ten Kit Kats [Db] and a Motrin Atlas
I shall, well there you