Chords for Half Man Half Biscuit - Every Time a Bell Rings [Official Audio]

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[Bb] _ The [D] _ testimonial _ [C] silver's gone.
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[Bb] _ The [D] second hand smears pretty [C] thin.
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[Bb] The second hand smears pretty thin.
My son [D] comes out when I [C] go in.
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[Bb] On the way home from [Am] spinning class, she pops into the [Gb] deli for artisan gossip.
_ [G] He stays in the car [Bb] leafing through a high-end coffee bean [Am] catalogue.
Their dream is to [Gb] open up a roastery in the Keswick [G] area. _ _ _
[Dm] _ Get your hedge cut, [F] get your fucking hedge cut.
Get your hedge cut, get your fucking hedge cut.
_ Start meeting _ friends, _ [Bb] cut your hedge.
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Why _ [Bb] _ can't [D] you say _ [C] orangutan?
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_ _ _ [Bb] Why [D] can't you just say Ku Klux [C] Klan?
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_ _ _ [Bb] Who [D] needs the library or the [C] pub
_ _ [G] when _ _ _ [Bb] _ we've [D] got your _ creative [C] hub?
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_ _ _ [Bb] We've got a boardman bike [Am] on the cycle to work scheme.
[Gb] Discovered he really [G] enjoyed it.
Started watching the Tour de France [Bb] highlights on [Am] ITV4.
Worshipped at the Alter Oak Wiggo and Froog Dog.
Goes out [G] every Sunday in full Sky replica [Am] kit.
Get your hedge [F] cut, get your fucking hedge cut.
Get your hedge cut, get your fucking hedge [Bb] cut.
Stop [F] analyzing Strava.
_ _ Cut [C] your hedge. _
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[F] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ It's a wonderful [Am] life.
It's a [Gb] wonderful film.
The more I [G] watch it, the more I want Potter to succeed.
[Bb] Not least when that lad up the road [Am] comes out into the street every New Year's [Gb] Eve,
drunk on Ptolemy's [G] cock, hugging each other and going hee haw, [Bb] hee haw.
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_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ Every [Bb] time a bell rings, [C] _ I hate [F] you some more.
_ _ [A] _ Every [Bb] time a bell rings, [C] _ I hate [F] you some more.
_ [A] _ _ Every [Bb] time a bell rings, [C] _ I hate [F] you some _ more.
[A] _ _ Every [Bb] time a bell rings.
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