Chords for Its Cliched to be Cynical at Christmas by Half Man Half Biscuit

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Now how did I guess you were going to express [F] your disdain at the [C] crane with the bright fairy [Am] lights?
And you'd moan at the snow, [C] cos your car wouldn't come.
[G] Oh, it's cliché [F] to be cynical [C] at Christmas. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ You don't have a tree, and your smile has a flea.
[F] All the same, here's a car [C] for your boring facade.
[Am] Jingle bells, piney smell, [C] all the boys and the girls.
Oh, [G] it's cliché to [F] be cynical at [C] Christmas.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [G] Oh, it's cliché to [F] be cynical _ _ [C] at Christmas.
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See how we all rat your file and your storm.
[F] It's a beautiful day, be [C] sodden as we [Am] pray.
Make a noise with your [C] toys, and ignore the girls' jokes.
Oh, [G] it's cliché [F] to be cynical _ _ [C]
at Christmas.
_ _ _ _ _ [G] Oh, it's cliché.
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Stop your ships from sailing, come sail with _ me.
Stop your ships from sailing, come [F] Christmas Eve upon it.
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