Chords for Your Favorite Martian - My Balls [Official Music Video]

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[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ Girl, I know you left [G] me, _
[Am] but there was something I forgot to show you.
Check it out, baby [F] girl, you left me.
Oh no, we broke up, and it's been a while since we last spoke,
[Am] but I need another chance, can you give me that?
Cause there's something in my [C] pants that could win you back.
[F] I, I, I wanna be your man again, but you like [G] me like I'm Jennifer [Am] Aniston.
And I know you said you'd never call, but girl, you ain't [F] seen my balls.
You ain't seen [Dm] my balls.
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[Am] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ [Dm] You ain't seen [Am] my balls.
_ _ _ You ain't seen my balls.
You ain't seen [F] my balls.
My balls are so awesome, don't get me started.
They're so damn [G] big.
How big are [Am] they?
They're so big, it's really obnoxious.
It's like doo-doo-doo-wah, chillin' in my [F] boxers.
They're so big, I can't hold them back.
Even Cartman's like, damn, those are fat.
[Am] They're so big, they'll run over your feet, that's right, when they're back.
You hear a [F] beep, beep.
And [G] how can I be subtle when my balls chase [G] Indiana Jones through a [A] tunnel,
and everyone at Disney World keeps telling me that
Epcot's [C] sinner looks at him with [F] jealousy.
In fact, when you see him on the street, they'll fight Godzilla [G] through the death in the [A] sequel.
I'm guessing true, [Am] and you'll be hoping I'm back.
My balls are so big, [C] they got an opening [F] act.
_ _ _ [Dm] _ You ain't seen [Am] my balls.
You ain't seen my balls.
You ain't seen my balls.
You ain't seen [F] my balls.
You ain't seen [Dm] my balls.
You ain't seen [Am] my balls.
_ _ You ain't seen my balls.
My balls are so epic, but I ain't [F] boasting,
because they have an effect on the tides in the [Dm] ocean.
And when the sun's right, it might [Em] cause a total [Am] solar eclipse of my balls.
Because these things are where it's [F] happening,
and when I whip them out, you'll take me back [D] again.
Should I compare them to a brontosaurus?
[C] No, excuse me, I'm on the [Am] chorus.
I, I got [F] what you need. _
[Dm] And you said you'll never call,
[Em] but girl, you ain't seen these balls.
Here we [Am] go.
I, I, I wanna be your [F] man again.
Would you love me like I'm Jennifer [Dm] Aniston?
And I know you said you'd never [Em] call,
but girl, you ain't [F] seen my_
You ain't seen my_
You ain't [Am] seen my_
You ain't seen my_
You ain't [F] seen _ _ _ my_
You ain't [Am] seen my_
You ain't seen my_
Girl, [C] you ain't [F] seen my balls.
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[Am] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ You ain't seen [Am] the boss _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[F] _ You ain't seen [D] the boss _ _ _
[Am] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _
[Am] _ _ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
_ I told you you'd be back.
You must have forgot.
You must have had balsimers.
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