Chords for Who's Permission?

Doing time on the mine _ is just like being in prison.
_ [C] The foreman's [G] like a warden, [D] occupational health and safety fucking dickheads.
_ But these are the cunts that are running the show [C] and tell me what I [G] gotta do. _
[C] So I flick through me [G] WorkSafe company Bible [D] and see if [G] there's a rule
_ [D] _ that tells [G] me whose permission have I gotta get if I wanna have a wank.
_ [C] Is there some sort of protocol I gotta follow in case I have an [G] accident?
_ _ Don't wanna breach company rules and regs, don't wanna get the sack.
_ _ [C] _ Whose permission [G] have I gotta get [D] if I wanna [G] have a wank?
_ _ [C] _ Whose permission [G] have I gotta get [D] if I wanna [G] have a wank? _ _ _ _
Is there a course or lecture I gotta attend [C] or safety film I [G] should see? _
_ [C] Do a risk [G] appraisal on jacking off, [D] make sure I pump the sump safely. _
[G] Should we be calling for a toolbox meeting _ [C] or a workshop group [G] think tank? _
_ [C] Just who's the [G] boss at tossing [B] off _ [D] if I wanna [G] have a wank?
And here's [D] something else, [G] does health and safety cover masturbation?
[C] Get them to check out me wank [G] site safe.
_ _ [C] Tape off the area [G] and tag me balls, [D] could be a lot of back pressure and spray.
[E] _ [G] Will I be needing any specialist equipment, _ [C] apart from vaso, porno [G] and a mop?
_ [C] Will they have first aid [G] or the fire brigade in [D] case a friction burns to [G] me cock?
So tell me whose permission have I gotta get if I wanna have a wank?
_ [C] Should I be wearing wet weather gear _ when I drain the [G] tadpole tank?
_ _ Don't wanna breach company rules and regs, don't wanna get the sack.
[A] _ [C] So whose permission [G] have I gotta get [D] if I wanna [G] have a wank?
[A] _ _ [C] _ Whose permission [G] have I gotta get [D] if I wanna [G] have a wank? _ _ _ _ _
What about high-vis clobber or breathing apparatus [C] or non-skid steel [G] cap boots? _
_ [C] Or strap myself into [G] a safety harness [D] when I purge the procreation tube? _
[G] Will I be needing an assistant, _ _ [C] like an apprentice or maybe a [G] TA? _
Or [C] one of them big-titted sheilas [G] from the office give a hand?
[D] _ _ _ _ [G] Mate! _
_ [E] _ _ _ [A] Should I be wearing a hard hat or rubber gloves [D] or safety goggles [A] for me eyes?
[D] Or a ground sheet [A] coverin' the wank space [E] when them backed-up sperms start flyin'?
_ [A] Invite the foreman and that health and safety mob to [D] make sure that I'm doin' [A] it right.
And [D] when I release me nut [A]-sack tsunami, _ [E] them cunts can clean up [A] the fucker's site.
But [E] first I've gotta know, [A] _ whose permission have I gotta get if I wanna have a wank?
[B] _
_ [D] Should we advise the _ _ RSPCA before I give the monkey [A] a spank? _
Don't wanna breach company rules and regs.
Don't wanna get the sack. _
[D] So whose permission [A] have I gotta get [E] if I wanna [A] have a wank? _
_ [D] _ Whose permission [A] have I gotta get [E] if I wanna [A] have a wank?
[B] _
_ [D] _ Whose permission [A] have I gotta get [E] if I wanna [A] have a wank? _
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