Nigel and Wilma Chords by Kevin Bloody Wilson
Tempo:
139.9 bpm
Chords used:
D
A
G
E
B
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[A]
[D] Nigel and Wilma were sweethearts from the outback Krakatitty tribe.
[G] She was as hot as a stolen Commodore and all he wanted was a quick [D] test drive.
He was [A] a man and [G] she had [D] a pulse.
[A]
[D] Seduction scenes started at Macca's, then to the park with a flag and a wine.
Then [G] over a pile of bricks on a building site, he was giving it to her [D] doggy style.
He was [A] a man [G] and [D] he was fatigued from giving it to her.
[A]
Shagged himself silly till sun up, been fucking and drinking all night.
[G] Staggered a couple of blocks through the empty streets when a liquor store caught [D] their eye.
You want [A] a drink?
[D] I'll go back and get a brick.
Next thing she spotted a dress shop, so Nigel's back another brick in his hand.
[G] Smashed that Calgary key through the dress shop window, grabbed a size 22 from [D] the stand.
You want to [A] dress?
[G] You look deadly [D] in this.
[A]
[D] Next thing she spotted a shoe shop, next thing Nigel's gone.
[G] Next thing he's back with a brand new brick, next thing she's wearing brand [D] new thongs.
He [A] was the man [G] and they was real flat [D] double plugger red one.
[A]
[D] Fucking hell now he's in trouble.
She spotted a jewellery store and [G] she's dribbling all over the ring in the window.
So she lifted up the dress [D] she wore.
You want [A] more of this?
[G] Go back and get [D] another brick.
[B]
[E] Coming and hopping and back from the work site.
Poor old Nigel was sweating buckets.
[A] Between the rooting and the running and the fetching of the bricks,
poor Nigel just about [E] had enough.
He was [B] just a man [Bb] [A] but he was fairly [E] some full-on bully fuck.
[B]
[E] Nigel dragged himself over to Wilma, [Dbm] placed a big sloppy kiss on her lips.
[A] All this window shopping's killing me Wilma and the [Ab] man's not made of fucking bricks.
I'm just [B] a man of [A]
[E] fucking bricks.
[D] Nigel and Wilma were sweethearts from the outback Krakatitty tribe.
[G] She was as hot as a stolen Commodore and all he wanted was a quick [D] test drive.
He was [A] a man and [G] she had [D] a pulse.
[A]
[D] Seduction scenes started at Macca's, then to the park with a flag and a wine.
Then [G] over a pile of bricks on a building site, he was giving it to her [D] doggy style.
He was [A] a man [G] and [D] he was fatigued from giving it to her.
[A]
Shagged himself silly till sun up, been fucking and drinking all night.
[G] Staggered a couple of blocks through the empty streets when a liquor store caught [D] their eye.
You want [A] a drink?
[D] I'll go back and get a brick.
Next thing she spotted a dress shop, so Nigel's back another brick in his hand.
[G] Smashed that Calgary key through the dress shop window, grabbed a size 22 from [D] the stand.
You want to [A] dress?
[G] You look deadly [D] in this.
[A]
[D] Next thing she spotted a shoe shop, next thing Nigel's gone.
[G] Next thing he's back with a brand new brick, next thing she's wearing brand [D] new thongs.
He [A] was the man [G] and they was real flat [D] double plugger red one.
[A]
[D] Fucking hell now he's in trouble.
She spotted a jewellery store and [G] she's dribbling all over the ring in the window.
So she lifted up the dress [D] she wore.
You want [A] more of this?
[G] Go back and get [D] another brick.
[B]
[E] Coming and hopping and back from the work site.
Poor old Nigel was sweating buckets.
[A] Between the rooting and the running and the fetching of the bricks,
poor Nigel just about [E] had enough.
He was [B] just a man [Bb] [A] but he was fairly [E] some full-on bully fuck.
[B]
[E] Nigel dragged himself over to Wilma, [Dbm] placed a big sloppy kiss on her lips.
[A] All this window shopping's killing me Wilma and the [Ab] man's not made of fucking bricks.
I'm just [B] a man of [A]
[E] fucking bricks.
Key:
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
[D] _ Nigel and Wilma were sweethearts _ from the outback Krakatitty tribe. _ _
[G] She was as hot as a stolen Commodore and all he wanted was a quick [D] test drive.
He was [A] a man and [G] _ _ she had [D] a pulse.
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _
[D] Seduction scenes started at Macca's, then to the park with a flag and a wine.
Then [G] over a pile of bricks on a building site, he was giving it to her [D] doggy style.
He was [A] a man _ [G] and [D] he was fatigued from giving it to her.
_ [A] _ _ _ _
Shagged himself silly till sun up, _ been fucking and drinking all night. _
[G] Staggered a couple of blocks through the empty streets when a liquor store caught [D] their eye.
You want [A] a drink?
_ _ [D] I'll go back and get a brick. _ _ _ _ _ _
Next thing she spotted a dress shop, so Nigel's back another brick in his hand. _
[G] Smashed that Calgary key through the dress shop window, grabbed a size 22 from [D] the stand.
You want to [A] dress?
_ _ _ [G] You look deadly [D] in this.
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _
[D] Next thing she spotted a shoe shop, _ _ next thing Nigel's gone. _
[G] Next thing he's back with a brand new brick, next thing she's wearing brand [D] new thongs.
He [A] was the man _ [G] and they was real flat [D] double plugger red one.
[A] _ _ _ _
[D] Fucking hell now he's in trouble. _ _
She spotted a jewellery store and [G] she's dribbling all over the ring in the window.
So she lifted up the dress [D] she wore.
You want [A] more of this?
_ _ [G] Go back and get [D] another brick.
_ _ [B] _ _ _
[E] Coming and hopping and back from the work site. _
Poor old Nigel was sweating buckets. _
[A] Between the rooting and the running and the fetching of the bricks,
poor Nigel just about [E] had enough.
He was [B] just a man [Bb] _ [A] but he was fairly [E] some full-on bully fuck.
[B] _ _ _
[E] Nigel dragged himself over to Wilma, _ [Dbm] placed a big sloppy kiss on her lips. _ _
[A] All this window shopping's killing me Wilma and the [Ab] man's not made of fucking bricks.
I'm just [B] a man of _ [A] _ _ _
[E] fucking bricks. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
[D] _ Nigel and Wilma were sweethearts _ from the outback Krakatitty tribe. _ _
[G] She was as hot as a stolen Commodore and all he wanted was a quick [D] test drive.
He was [A] a man and [G] _ _ she had [D] a pulse.
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _
[D] Seduction scenes started at Macca's, then to the park with a flag and a wine.
Then [G] over a pile of bricks on a building site, he was giving it to her [D] doggy style.
He was [A] a man _ [G] and [D] he was fatigued from giving it to her.
_ [A] _ _ _ _
Shagged himself silly till sun up, _ been fucking and drinking all night. _
[G] Staggered a couple of blocks through the empty streets when a liquor store caught [D] their eye.
You want [A] a drink?
_ _ [D] I'll go back and get a brick. _ _ _ _ _ _
Next thing she spotted a dress shop, so Nigel's back another brick in his hand. _
[G] Smashed that Calgary key through the dress shop window, grabbed a size 22 from [D] the stand.
You want to [A] dress?
_ _ _ [G] You look deadly [D] in this.
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _
[D] Next thing she spotted a shoe shop, _ _ next thing Nigel's gone. _
[G] Next thing he's back with a brand new brick, next thing she's wearing brand [D] new thongs.
He [A] was the man _ [G] and they was real flat [D] double plugger red one.
[A] _ _ _ _
[D] Fucking hell now he's in trouble. _ _
She spotted a jewellery store and [G] she's dribbling all over the ring in the window.
So she lifted up the dress [D] she wore.
You want [A] more of this?
_ _ [G] Go back and get [D] another brick.
_ _ [B] _ _ _
[E] Coming and hopping and back from the work site. _
Poor old Nigel was sweating buckets. _
[A] Between the rooting and the running and the fetching of the bricks,
poor Nigel just about [E] had enough.
He was [B] just a man [Bb] _ [A] but he was fairly [E] some full-on bully fuck.
[B] _ _ _
[E] Nigel dragged himself over to Wilma, _ [Dbm] placed a big sloppy kiss on her lips. _ _
[A] All this window shopping's killing me Wilma and the [Ab] man's not made of fucking bricks.
I'm just [B] a man of _ [A] _ _ _
[E] fucking bricks. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _