Dingle Berries Chords by Kevin Bloody Wilson

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Driving into town, fucking truck [Gm] broke [G] down.
Two day walk [A] in boots and shorts, no other [D] option now.
Down the track just a little bit, I stopped to have [G] a shit.
[A] No leaves or bark to wipe me arse, fucking hell [D] sweet Jesus.
I got dingleberries, dingleberries dangling from me arse.
[G] Tiny bits [D] of shit stuck to [E] the hairs around [A] me [D] anus.
Jingling like Christmas bells, driving me insane.
[G] Dingleberries, [D] dingleberries [A] jingling all [D] the way.
_ _ [B] _ _ _ [E] Check me water glass, gotta try and make [A] it last.
Just tiny sips [B] to wet me lips, can't [E] waste it on me arse.
Then in come a cloud of flies, in me mouth, me [A] nose and eyes.
[B] But when them bastards sniffed me arse, they all fucked off [E] and died.
[B] Cause I [E] got dingleberries, dingleberries dangling from me arse.
[A] Tiny [E] bits of shit stuck to [Gb] the hairs around [B] me [E] anus.
Jingling like Christmas bells, driving me insane.
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[E] Dingleberries, [B] dingleberries jingling [E] all the way. _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ [F] Itching, chafing, sore, can hardly [Bb] fucking walk.
Waddling [C] like a fucking duck, [F] fucking arse, red roar along a straight and well worn track.
[A] Still I should have [Bb] brung a map.
_ [C] Useless fucking GPS can't wipe me [F] arse on [C] that.
Cause [F] I got dingleberries, dingleberries dangling from me arse.
[Bb] Tiny [F] bits of shit stuck [G] to the hairs [C] around me [F] anus.
Jingling like Christmas bells, driving me insane.
[Bb] _ [F] Dingleberries, [C] dingleberries jingling [F] all the way.
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_ [G] After two days and two nights, at last them [C] Christmas lights.
Town kids [D] all come running out, must have heard me [G] rectal chimes.
But they chucked rocks when they all saw that I wasn't [C] Santa Claus.
[D] Just you wait till Christmas day, you little cunts will [G] get fucked [D] all.
Except for [G] dingleberries, dingleberries dangling from me arse.
[C] Tiny [G] bits of shit stuck [A] to the hairs [D] around me [G] anus.
Jingling like Christmas bells, driving me insane.
[C] _ [G] Dingleberries, [D] dingleberries jingling [G] all the way.
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[Am] Finally crawled [A] into the pub, someone called the [D] fire truck.
Got smoke and [E] sparks sizzling out me arse and spot [A] fires on me nuts.
But before the fire truck come, and before they [D] douse me bum.
[E] I clang me knackers and rattle them dags and the whole pub [A] sang along.
We all sang dingleberries, dingleberries dangling from me arse.
[D] Tiny [A] bits of shit stuck [B] to the hairs [E] around me anus.
[A] Jingling like Christmas bells, driving me insane.
[D] _ [A] Dingleberries, [E] dingleberries jingling [A] all the way.
_ [D] [A] Dingleberries, [E] dingleberries jingling all [A] the way. _ _ _ _ _ _
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