Chords for Types of Guitar Noobs

Okay, dude, dude what dude _ anyway, _ here's Wonderwall _ _
_ _ _ _ That's like the oldest meme [F] ever and you have to say something else [D] before you say anyway, here's Wonderwall
Dude, dude, zero three five zero three five
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_ Get it yeah [B] smoke on the water _
That rip is so funny.
I don't know [Eb] why
Look, _
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_ [Eb] _ [G] dude, I hate
Practicing.
I just want a riff, you know
_ Get the lead out a little bit.
Yeah, I hear you man, but don't you ever you know
Turn on the metronome and run some scales kind of try and hone your technique a little
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metronome I
Fear no, man
But that thing
_ It scares me
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[Gb] _ _ [Fm] Check this one out private stock PRS only a hundred of these were made geez _ _ _
That's awesome.
And brushstroke inlays
Super expensive guitar as you would guess.
Oh check this out, dude
_ $450 revert [Gb] pedal _ _
_ She's a beast that's pretty extreme
Don't you think check out this amp dude make from under 50 year old wine barrels Wow.
This is real leather _
[N] _ _ _ Just smells like luxury
Do you sell drugs or something?
Well, check out this guitar dude made from koa
seven string JP Majesty
Hello
_ _ Expensive looks really cool, man.
Can I hear what it sounds like?
_ Oh _
_ _ Yeah, sure _ _ _
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You know, I [Ab] actually I need to tune this and change [E] the strings and I need to have my pedal [Ab] board set up
I'll play it for you a little bit later, man.
Oh
You have to see my acoustic room
_ Can't wait
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[Fm] _ _ [Gm] _ _ _ [Gb] Yo, [C] I made up a scale
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You have to bend it at the end _ _ nice dude, you know, it's so much fun sweet picking _ _ _
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Yes, that's pretty cool [G] check this one out
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_ _ _ _ Man [G] I've never played it that [G] clean _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ [G] _ Dude _ _ _
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[Fm] _ _ [Gm] _ _ _ [Gb] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [E] _ I paid like 10 grand for this guitar and it is [Gm] never in tune.
Let me see that
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dude
When's the last time you change the strings on this _
[Eb] It's all grimy change strings.
Yeah, right, dude.
I only play it when I'm in the bathroom.
Anyways, you take it back
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Dude I am never going to get good at guitar _
_ _ _ Don't worry dude, keep your head up
_ _ You're alright.
I mean, I know I just started but it's like I really don't think it's gonna work out for me uh
_ How long have you been playing?
I just picked it up [Eb] yesterday.
I mean, I don't know.
Maybe it's not for me
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