Chords for The 8 Kinds of Guitar Snobs
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[Ab] [Am] You know the type.
They scoff at your knockoff brand guitar, laugh [F] at your pathetic mainstream pedal collection,
and wouldn't be caught dead plugging into your terrible [E] [Am] digital amp.
These people are known by many names.
Smarty Pants, Know It All, Braggart, [F] Highbrow, most of all, Snob.
Here are eight ways to identify a guitar snob.
[G] The Specsheet Snob.
This guy is so caught up in what [E] brand, model, [C] year, wood [G] type, pickups, neck style, and
whether or not the finish is authentic that he ignores the fact that he can't even actually
play the [F] freaking thing to know [G] the difference between any of it.
[D]
[B]
[C] [G] Satin finish, really?
[G]
By the way, can I have a fresh pick?
[D] This one's terrible.
It's [C] pathetic.
The Electronics Snob.
[Dm] His guitar [C] cable is worth more than a [B] squire.
[G] He believes [A] coiled cables are the [G] only cables worth using.
You [C] see, a well-made coiled [A] cable of the same length [C] as a straight one usually has more
[Dm] copper wire in it and [A] added capacitance.
And [Dm] any [G] moron knows the higher the [C] capacitance, the more charge [Dm] it stores and the more the
[C] highs in your guitar [Dm] tone get rolled off, which will make you [C] sound, of course, like Jimi [Dm] Hendrix.
What a Know It All.
Pitiful.
[Eb] The Rare [D] Gear Snob.
[C]
This person scours the earth for the Fender [D] model that accidentally had the spaghetti
font when it was supposed to be updated to the transition font.
He [G] owns a [Ab] talk box with the model number misprinted and laughs in the [C] face at impersonators of
clawn centaur pedals.
[G]
Nothing [D] beats the real [G] thing, poser.
Get [N] away from me.
The Vintage Snob.
Where a year can make all the [Cm] difference in whether or not a perfectly good [Db] guitar is
a priceless piece of [Gb] history or [Abm] utter trash.
[Db] Oh, [B] 65.
[Db] [C] If it was 64, maybe, [B] but
This guy [E] would rather slap his mother than be caught playing a Fender [D] guitar made after
the CBS [Eb] takeover.
Just deplorable.
The Nationality [Bb] Snob.
[Gm] Made in Mexico?
Crap.
Made in China?
[C] Crapola.
These might [F] as well say, do not [Gm] play, throw in garbage.
[F] It's USA or nothing [Bb] because
well
[Gb] because
because America.
Atrocious.
[E] The Amp Snob.
[Bb]
He won't [F] even plug into solid state amps.
As far as he's concerned, these [Bb] abominations are a sin [F] against nature.
The warm glow of [Bb] preamp tubes are the purest source of warmth in his [C] life.
And don't even get him started on amp [E] modelers.
[C] [E]
That sounds terrible.
[Bb]
[F] Dude, if you're not moving air, it's not an amplifier.
[E] [Bb]
This is a 2014
oh my god, [C] get this off of me.
[Eb] Barbaric.
The Stuck in Time [D] Snob.
[Db] A rare [D] form of a snob, where a Floyd Rose bridge is a travesty.
Extended [Ab] range instruments [D] might as well be harps.
Active [A] pickups and piezo systems are [Db] ludicrous.
Because they're not [D] guitars in his eyes.
[Db] Bro, if you have to put a battery in your guitar, it is not a [Ebm] guitar, it is a toy.
Oh [E] my god.
[Eb] Rotten.
And finally, the Protective [Gb] Snob.
This [E] guy's collection is [Gb] unbelievable.
No, [E] really, it's unbelievable.
[Gb] Because you can't see any of it.
[E] He'll never take any of these [Gb] precious guitars out of their [E] case.
And he keeps buying [Gb] more.
[Gb] Sad.
If you know of more signs to [Dm] identify guitar snobs, [A] please leave a [Dm] comment down below.
[A] Because spreading awareness [D] about these [A] deviant, dastardly, [Dm] deplorable individuals is of utmost [Db] importance.
And I bet you're [A] wondering, Tyler, [D] how do you know so [Dm] much about guitar snobs?
Well, [A] I don't know.
[D] [A] I just do.
[Dm]
[A]
[D] [Dm] [A]
[Dm] [A] [Dm] Ah, [A] ah.
[Dm] Woo!
Anybody [A] got any 59-less [A] Pauls around here?
Ha ha!
[G] Oh, that's some beautiful [Dm] checking on there.
Wow.
[A] Oh no, this vintage [Dm] Strat got a re-fret?
It's [D] worthless now.
[A] Oh, I need to go [Gm] change my diaper.
Ha ha.
Oh, what?
[D] [Gm] [D] [Gm] [D]
They scoff at your knockoff brand guitar, laugh [F] at your pathetic mainstream pedal collection,
and wouldn't be caught dead plugging into your terrible [E] [Am] digital amp.
These people are known by many names.
Smarty Pants, Know It All, Braggart, [F] Highbrow, most of all, Snob.
Here are eight ways to identify a guitar snob.
[G] The Specsheet Snob.
This guy is so caught up in what [E] brand, model, [C] year, wood [G] type, pickups, neck style, and
whether or not the finish is authentic that he ignores the fact that he can't even actually
play the [F] freaking thing to know [G] the difference between any of it.
[D]
[B]
[C] [G] Satin finish, really?
[G]
By the way, can I have a fresh pick?
[D] This one's terrible.
It's [C] pathetic.
The Electronics Snob.
[Dm] His guitar [C] cable is worth more than a [B] squire.
[G] He believes [A] coiled cables are the [G] only cables worth using.
You [C] see, a well-made coiled [A] cable of the same length [C] as a straight one usually has more
[Dm] copper wire in it and [A] added capacitance.
And [Dm] any [G] moron knows the higher the [C] capacitance, the more charge [Dm] it stores and the more the
[C] highs in your guitar [Dm] tone get rolled off, which will make you [C] sound, of course, like Jimi [Dm] Hendrix.
What a Know It All.
Pitiful.
[Eb] The Rare [D] Gear Snob.
[C]
This person scours the earth for the Fender [D] model that accidentally had the spaghetti
font when it was supposed to be updated to the transition font.
He [G] owns a [Ab] talk box with the model number misprinted and laughs in the [C] face at impersonators of
clawn centaur pedals.
[G]
Nothing [D] beats the real [G] thing, poser.
Get [N] away from me.
The Vintage Snob.
Where a year can make all the [Cm] difference in whether or not a perfectly good [Db] guitar is
a priceless piece of [Gb] history or [Abm] utter trash.
[Db] Oh, [B] 65.
[Db] [C] If it was 64, maybe, [B] but
This guy [E] would rather slap his mother than be caught playing a Fender [D] guitar made after
the CBS [Eb] takeover.
Just deplorable.
The Nationality [Bb] Snob.
[Gm] Made in Mexico?
Crap.
Made in China?
[C] Crapola.
These might [F] as well say, do not [Gm] play, throw in garbage.
[F] It's USA or nothing [Bb] because
well
[Gb] because
because America.
Atrocious.
[E] The Amp Snob.
[Bb]
He won't [F] even plug into solid state amps.
As far as he's concerned, these [Bb] abominations are a sin [F] against nature.
The warm glow of [Bb] preamp tubes are the purest source of warmth in his [C] life.
And don't even get him started on amp [E] modelers.
[C] [E]
That sounds terrible.
[Bb]
[F] Dude, if you're not moving air, it's not an amplifier.
[E] [Bb]
This is a 2014
oh my god, [C] get this off of me.
[Eb] Barbaric.
The Stuck in Time [D] Snob.
[Db] A rare [D] form of a snob, where a Floyd Rose bridge is a travesty.
Extended [Ab] range instruments [D] might as well be harps.
Active [A] pickups and piezo systems are [Db] ludicrous.
Because they're not [D] guitars in his eyes.
[Db] Bro, if you have to put a battery in your guitar, it is not a [Ebm] guitar, it is a toy.
Oh [E] my god.
[Eb] Rotten.
And finally, the Protective [Gb] Snob.
This [E] guy's collection is [Gb] unbelievable.
No, [E] really, it's unbelievable.
[Gb] Because you can't see any of it.
[E] He'll never take any of these [Gb] precious guitars out of their [E] case.
And he keeps buying [Gb] more.
[Gb] Sad.
If you know of more signs to [Dm] identify guitar snobs, [A] please leave a [Dm] comment down below.
[A] Because spreading awareness [D] about these [A] deviant, dastardly, [Dm] deplorable individuals is of utmost [Db] importance.
And I bet you're [A] wondering, Tyler, [D] how do you know so [Dm] much about guitar snobs?
Well, [A] I don't know.
[D] [A] I just do.
[Dm]
[A]
[D] [Dm] [A]
[Dm] [A] [Dm] Ah, [A] ah.
[Dm] Woo!
Anybody [A] got any 59-less [A] Pauls around here?
Ha ha!
[G] Oh, that's some beautiful [Dm] checking on there.
Wow.
[A] Oh no, this vintage [Dm] Strat got a re-fret?
It's [D] worthless now.
[A] Oh, I need to go [Gm] change my diaper.
Ha ha.
Oh, what?
[D] [Gm] [D] [Gm] [D]
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Dm
[Ab] _ [Am] _ You know the type.
They scoff at your knockoff brand guitar, laugh [F] at your pathetic mainstream pedal collection,
and wouldn't be caught dead plugging into your terrible [E] [Am] digital amp.
These people are known by many names.
Smarty Pants, Know It All, Braggart, [F] Highbrow, most of all, _ Snob.
Here are eight ways to identify a guitar snob.
[G] The Specsheet Snob.
_ _ This guy is so caught up in what [E] brand, model, [C] year, wood [G] type, pickups, neck style, and
whether or not the finish is authentic that he ignores the fact that he can't even actually
play the [F] freaking thing to know [G] the difference between any of it.
_ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _
[C] _ [G] Satin finish, really?
_ [G] _ _
_ _ By the way, can I have a fresh pick?
[D] This one's terrible.
_ It's [C] pathetic.
The Electronics Snob.
_ _ [Dm] His guitar [C] cable is worth more than a [B] squire.
[G] He believes [A] coiled cables are the [G] only cables worth using.
You [C] see, a well-made coiled [A] cable of the same length [C] as a straight one usually has more
[Dm] copper wire in it and [A] added capacitance.
And [Dm] any [G] moron knows the higher the [C] capacitance, the more charge [Dm] it stores and the more the
[C] highs in your guitar [Dm] tone get rolled off, which will make you [C] sound, of course, like Jimi [Dm] Hendrix.
What a Know It All.
Pitiful.
[Eb] The Rare [D] Gear Snob.
[C] _ _
This person scours the earth for the Fender [D] model that accidentally had the spaghetti
font when it was supposed to be updated to the transition font.
He [G] owns a [Ab] talk box with the model number misprinted and laughs in the [C] face at impersonators of
clawn centaur pedals.
_ _ [G]
Nothing [D] beats the real [G] thing, poser.
_ Get [N] away from me.
The Vintage Snob. _ _
Where a year can make all the [Cm] difference in whether or not a perfectly good [Db] guitar is
a priceless piece of [Gb] history or [Abm] utter trash.
[Db] Oh, _ [B] 65. _ _ _
[Db] _ [C] If it was 64, maybe, [B] but_
This guy [E] would rather slap his mother than be caught playing a Fender [D] guitar made after
the CBS [Eb] takeover.
Just deplorable.
The Nationality [Bb] Snob.
_ _ [Gm] Made in Mexico?
Crap.
Made in China?
[C] Crapola.
These might [F] as well say, do not [Gm] play, throw in garbage.
[F] It's USA or nothing [Bb] because_
well_
[Gb] because_
because_ America. _
_ Atrocious.
[E] The Amp Snob.
_ [Bb] _
_ He won't [F] even plug into solid state amps.
As far as he's concerned, these [Bb] abominations are a sin [F] against nature.
The warm glow of [Bb] preamp tubes are the purest source of warmth in his [C] life.
And don't even get him started on amp [E] modelers. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ That sounds terrible.
_ [Bb] _
[F] Dude, if you're not moving air, it's not an amplifier. _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ _ This is a 2014_
oh my god, [C] get this off of me.
_ [Eb] Barbaric.
The Stuck in Time [D] Snob.
_ [Db] A rare [D] form of a snob, where a Floyd Rose bridge is a travesty.
Extended [Ab] range instruments [D] might as well be harps.
Active [A] pickups and piezo systems are [Db] ludicrous.
Because they're not [D] guitars in his eyes.
[Db] Bro, if you have to put a battery in your guitar, it is not a [Ebm] guitar, it is a toy.
Oh [E] my god.
_ [Eb] Rotten.
And finally, the Protective [Gb] Snob.
This [E] guy's collection is [Gb] unbelievable.
No, [E] really, it's unbelievable.
[Gb] Because you can't see any of it.
[E] He'll never take any of these [Gb] precious guitars out of their [E] case.
And he keeps buying [Gb] more. _
_ [Gb] _ _ Sad.
If you know of more signs to [Dm] identify guitar snobs, [A] please leave a [Dm] comment down below.
[A] Because spreading awareness [D] about these [A] deviant, dastardly, [Dm] deplorable individuals is of utmost [Db] importance.
And I bet you're [A] wondering, Tyler, [D] how do you know so [Dm] much about guitar snobs? _ _
Well, _ _ _ _ [A] I don't know.
[D] [A] I just do.
_ [Dm] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
[D] _ [Dm] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
[Dm] _ _ [A] _ _ [Dm] Ah, [A] ah.
[Dm] Woo!
Anybody [A] got any 59-less [A] Pauls around here?
Ha ha!
[G] Oh, that's some beautiful [Dm] checking on there.
Wow.
[A] Oh no, this vintage [Dm] Strat got a re-fret?
It's [D] worthless now.
[A] Oh, I need to go [Gm] change my diaper.
Ha ha.
Oh, what?
_ [D] _ _ [Gm] _ [D] _ _ [Gm] _ _ [D] _ _ _
They scoff at your knockoff brand guitar, laugh [F] at your pathetic mainstream pedal collection,
and wouldn't be caught dead plugging into your terrible [E] [Am] digital amp.
These people are known by many names.
Smarty Pants, Know It All, Braggart, [F] Highbrow, most of all, _ Snob.
Here are eight ways to identify a guitar snob.
[G] The Specsheet Snob.
_ _ This guy is so caught up in what [E] brand, model, [C] year, wood [G] type, pickups, neck style, and
whether or not the finish is authentic that he ignores the fact that he can't even actually
play the [F] freaking thing to know [G] the difference between any of it.
_ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _
[C] _ [G] Satin finish, really?
_ [G] _ _
_ _ By the way, can I have a fresh pick?
[D] This one's terrible.
_ It's [C] pathetic.
The Electronics Snob.
_ _ [Dm] His guitar [C] cable is worth more than a [B] squire.
[G] He believes [A] coiled cables are the [G] only cables worth using.
You [C] see, a well-made coiled [A] cable of the same length [C] as a straight one usually has more
[Dm] copper wire in it and [A] added capacitance.
And [Dm] any [G] moron knows the higher the [C] capacitance, the more charge [Dm] it stores and the more the
[C] highs in your guitar [Dm] tone get rolled off, which will make you [C] sound, of course, like Jimi [Dm] Hendrix.
What a Know It All.
Pitiful.
[Eb] The Rare [D] Gear Snob.
[C] _ _
This person scours the earth for the Fender [D] model that accidentally had the spaghetti
font when it was supposed to be updated to the transition font.
He [G] owns a [Ab] talk box with the model number misprinted and laughs in the [C] face at impersonators of
clawn centaur pedals.
_ _ [G]
Nothing [D] beats the real [G] thing, poser.
_ Get [N] away from me.
The Vintage Snob. _ _
Where a year can make all the [Cm] difference in whether or not a perfectly good [Db] guitar is
a priceless piece of [Gb] history or [Abm] utter trash.
[Db] Oh, _ [B] 65. _ _ _
[Db] _ [C] If it was 64, maybe, [B] but_
This guy [E] would rather slap his mother than be caught playing a Fender [D] guitar made after
the CBS [Eb] takeover.
Just deplorable.
The Nationality [Bb] Snob.
_ _ [Gm] Made in Mexico?
Crap.
Made in China?
[C] Crapola.
These might [F] as well say, do not [Gm] play, throw in garbage.
[F] It's USA or nothing [Bb] because_
well_
[Gb] because_
because_ America. _
_ Atrocious.
[E] The Amp Snob.
_ [Bb] _
_ He won't [F] even plug into solid state amps.
As far as he's concerned, these [Bb] abominations are a sin [F] against nature.
The warm glow of [Bb] preamp tubes are the purest source of warmth in his [C] life.
And don't even get him started on amp [E] modelers. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ That sounds terrible.
_ [Bb] _
[F] Dude, if you're not moving air, it's not an amplifier. _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ _ This is a 2014_
oh my god, [C] get this off of me.
_ [Eb] Barbaric.
The Stuck in Time [D] Snob.
_ [Db] A rare [D] form of a snob, where a Floyd Rose bridge is a travesty.
Extended [Ab] range instruments [D] might as well be harps.
Active [A] pickups and piezo systems are [Db] ludicrous.
Because they're not [D] guitars in his eyes.
[Db] Bro, if you have to put a battery in your guitar, it is not a [Ebm] guitar, it is a toy.
Oh [E] my god.
_ [Eb] Rotten.
And finally, the Protective [Gb] Snob.
This [E] guy's collection is [Gb] unbelievable.
No, [E] really, it's unbelievable.
[Gb] Because you can't see any of it.
[E] He'll never take any of these [Gb] precious guitars out of their [E] case.
And he keeps buying [Gb] more. _
_ [Gb] _ _ Sad.
If you know of more signs to [Dm] identify guitar snobs, [A] please leave a [Dm] comment down below.
[A] Because spreading awareness [D] about these [A] deviant, dastardly, [Dm] deplorable individuals is of utmost [Db] importance.
And I bet you're [A] wondering, Tyler, [D] how do you know so [Dm] much about guitar snobs? _ _
Well, _ _ _ _ [A] I don't know.
[D] [A] I just do.
_ [Dm] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
[D] _ [Dm] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
[Dm] _ _ [A] _ _ [Dm] Ah, [A] ah.
[Dm] Woo!
Anybody [A] got any 59-less [A] Pauls around here?
Ha ha!
[G] Oh, that's some beautiful [Dm] checking on there.
Wow.
[A] Oh no, this vintage [Dm] Strat got a re-fret?
It's [D] worthless now.
[A] Oh, I need to go [Gm] change my diaper.
Ha ha.
Oh, what?
_ [D] _ _ [Gm] _ [D] _ _ [Gm] _ _ [D] _ _ _