Chords for Types of Guitar Player Girlfriends

_ [Bb] Hey, honey, can we talk?
[C] Yeah
So [Bb] _ _
a lot of [Bb] good stuff has been going on [C] with me and my band _ _
Yeah, I mean what's been going on [F] well, we're recording a new album _
[C] _ No way.
Yeah, it's finally happening.
We're gonna [F] have to be practicing a lot more, you know [D] for the
I _ probably won't be able to hang [Dm] out very much this month.
Oh
[C] _ Okay, and you know how we talked about moving in together I
_ [C] _ _
Still want to move in with you
But I also want the band to move in we can just put bunk beds in a couple of the rooms if that's what needs
to happen then
We'll make it work.
We've [G] always made it work, you know, [C] and I know we were saving up for
that [F] vacation to [C] _ [Bb] Maui but _ _
[C] it turns out [Bb] the
Label isn't really putting [Bb] up that much money for the album.
So we all [C] have to pay for most of it
So I'm probably not gonna be able to afford that _
[F] trip
_ _ That is [C] completely
_ _ Understandable, I mean we [Bb] can go on a trip next year.
Don't even worry about it.
[C] Well
_ _ We might need to [Bb] postpone the trip because I'm actually [C] going on tour for two years
[Eb] _ _ _
[Am] And then you will not believe
What he said he said he was going on tour for [Gm] two years
[Am] _ I know and he's always asked me listen to this
Listen to what I came up with.
Do you [D] like this?
And it's like [G] no I hate all of it
But I can't say that to his face
[D] It's like all you do is [Am] play guitar and go to gigs and play with the band.
Oh and our [D] savings account
Non-resistant he bought four guitars this month [Gb] alone.
We were supposed to go to Maui
[Am] Yeah, we're not going anymore all I hear all day
I _ _ mean, he's not even [G] really that good at [A] guitar.
There's like three people that show [A] up to these gigs
So [Am] I don't get it.
What's the point?
[Am] You know what I'm thinking?
I'm thinking a few of those precious little guitars of his might get in a little accident this weekend _ _
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_ _ _ Hey, can you play your body is a wonderland by John Mayer? _ _
Uh, _ [G] sure _
_ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _
[G] _ Song is so good.
Can you sing it?
_ [E] No
[G] Can you play crash into me?
_ _ [Db] _ _ [A] _
_ _ [E] _ So good
_ _ I love [Am] that song
I mean [Am] your songs are good too, but
Stay
Is that good?
[E] _ _
It's enough [C] right?
Okay.
Okay last one.
[Am] Can you play?
Wonderwall?
[E] _ _
I don't know that [G] one One, two
_ _ [G] Country roads _ _ _ Country roads
Take [D] me home
_ To the [Em] place _ I [C] belong _
_ _ In _ _
[G] Virginia _ _ _ [D] Mountain mama _ _
[Em] Take me _ home [C] Country _ [E] _ roads _ _ _ _ Nice _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _
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Oh _ _ _ _
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[G] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ [Am] my god Your love
Makes [A] me cry Quiver
[D] Your [Am] touch [C] makes me shiver _ _ _
Can you explain these song lyrics that are in your phone?
Why are you writing love songs in your phone about a [G] girl?
I know it's not about me
Yeah it is
_ [C] Oh
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _
_ [Am] Hey Johnny so I'm gonna need [E] confirmation for that March [Am] 16th date at 6pm
Thank you.
If you could call me back really [G] immediately is when I need to hear [Am] from you Oh _ [C] hello
Let me just.
[Am] When?
[D] July [Am] _
12th
Yes he is available _
Barbara
How [A] many times have I [D] told you
We do [Am] not
Book gigs for less than $20,000
This isn't a negotiation here.
Do you know who you're talking to?
[G] Yes in their dressing [A] room
I did not [D] stutter
[Am] Five Aquafina water bottles
Dumped out into buckets
So their baby elephant pets can drink them
The band has a pair of pet baby elephants
That need to be tended to while they're on stage
We're gonna need a whole crew
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