Chords for Phrases You Never Hear in a Guitar Store

_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Eb] _ _
_ _ [F] _ I think I should ask for assistance. _
I'm not going to go in there without [Cm] it. _ _ _ _
[Eb] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
You know, maybe I should play [F] bass.
_ _ [C]
That would be a fantastic [Ab] idea.
_ [Eb] _ _ _
[Bb] Hmm.
_ _ [F] _ _ [A] Looks nice.
_ [Ab] _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _
_ [F] _ [Eb] You know, _ [D] I should probably tune up [F] before I play.
[C] _ I'm going to do that.
[Eb] _ _
[F] Excuse me.
[Bb] Would you like a tuner, please?
Anybody?
[F] _ _
_ [C] Anybody?
_ _ _ [Eb] Tuner?
_ [Bb] _ _ _ [F] Where is everybody?
[C] Hmm, this is a sparkly one.
_ _ _ _ [Cm] Oh, darn.
[Bb] I don't have [Bbm] a pick.
Oh, [C] here's one. _
_ _ _ [Gb] _ _ _ _ _
[Gb] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ [Gb] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _
_ [Cm] Hmm.
That [Eb] was fun.
_ Oh, I almost stole this pick.
That would [F] be bad.
I'm going to put it back exactly where I found [Ab] it.
_ _ _ _ [Db] _
_ _ _ [Gb] Exactly where I found it. _
[C] Oh, I better turn off this amp.
_ That would [Eb] be rude.
_ You [Bb] know, I'm going to coil this [F] cable while I'm at it.
_ Ha ha ha.
[D] _ Yes.
[F]
Leave it here for the next delightful guitar player.
_ [B] _ [D] _
_ _ [C] _ _ I'd like to sell this guitar.
[D]
Okay, how much do you want for it?
[Bb] Hmm.
I guess I never really thought about it.
[D] _ You know, why don't you just take [Eb] it?
I have way too many guitars [A] anyways.
_ _ [E] _ _
[Am] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ [A] _ _
Whoa, that is a little too loud.
[Em] I need to be a bit more considerate for the other [Am] patrons.
_ [D] _ _
_ _ [Db] _ _ _ Hmm.
[G] I just, I don't want to be rude.
I don't need to have an amplifier.
[B] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
This pick is making it a little too [D] loud.
_ _ [Gb] _ _
_ Much [Db] better.
_ [C] _ _ _
[F] _ [C] Oh, me?
Too loud?
Uh, [Eb] what?
_ [Eb] You [Bb] weren't talking to me?
You [Fm] don't think I'm too loud, right?
No, I can't even [Gm] hear you.
I don't want to [Db] disturb you.
I don't want to be rude.
[Eb] You _ know what?
_ [Em] Would you like a thousand [A] dollars? _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ [Gm] _ _ [Dm] _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ [D]
Hey, you sound great on that guitar.
Thinking of buying it?
[F] Well, you know, I could_
Whoa, ho ho [C] ho.
This guitar [Eb] is far out of my price range.
[Bb] But you know, _ tell me about [Fm] your financing.
Well, it's really [G] a terrible deal.
An [C] extremely high APR credit card.
I'd love another credit card payment.
_ Can't get enough [D] of them.
Well, I can [F] get you an_
Is that right?
_ [C] Sign me up for three.
[Eb] What do you mean?
Three?
Three different credit [Bbm] cards.
I'd love to buy three of these guitars.
[C] Oh, well, it's the only one we have in the [G] store.
Special order them.
My favorite [Bb] thing is to buy a guitar without actually playing it first.
That's why I come to guitar [F] stores.
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ [Bb] A jaw harp?
[F] I love when guitar [D] stores stock these.
I buy at least two every trip.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ [Bb] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _
[Gm] Hmm, that doesn't sound [Ab] cool at all.
_ [Eb] _ _
_ Wow, [Bb] look at all these amazing guitars.
[F] _
_ _ [C] I'm not going to play them, though,
because [F] I just came here for strings.
[Eb] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [F] _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _
[Eb] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [F] _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [G] _ _
[Eb] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [B] _
[F] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _