Chords for Annoying Guitar Stuff

_ _ [E] _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ Oh crap! _
[Eb] _ _ _ [Bb] _ Ugh, [C] I gotta adjust this strap.
I can't get buckle rash on my new guitar.
[Am] Evil nerd!
[Eb] _ _
[C] _ _ [Gm] _ [Eb] Hey, got you a present!
_ Whoa!
_ Thanks!
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_ _ _ Aww! _
[C] _ _ [Bb] _ _ No.
_ _ [E] _ _ Grrrr.
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_ _ _ _ [Ab] Mmm, nah. _ _ _ _ _
Uggggh. _ _ _ _
[C] Hey, that's a cool amp man, for real.
I know, isn't it sweet?
Aw, dude! _
_ Aww!
There's a coaster right here!
_ _ _ [Fm] _ _
[Bb] _ [N] _ _ _ _
Hmm, hey.
Cool, man.
_ Oops!
_ _ [G] _
_ _ [Abm] _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ [A] _ _
_ [N] That's pretty nice. _ _
I'll [E] just set that right there on the concrete [N] floor.
_ _ Yo, what the heck?
_ This thing could have tipped over!
Who took this down? _ _ _
[C] _ _ [Bb] _ Five years?
Sweet!
[N] _ _ _ _
_ Well, I gotta at least give this pedal a chance, right? _ _ _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ [F] _ [Eb] Well, Pong sounds like a mosquito's got the flu.
Why is that guy in [Em] my house?
_ _ _ You know what?
Oh, can't forget to turn it off.
Gotta save [Dm] the battery.
A few [N] moments later.
Freaking jerk.
_ _ _ _ Alright.
_ Hey, _ what the heck?
_ Why?
[Eb] _ _
[Fm] _ _ [E] Alright, pedal board is all set up.
_ Amp on.
Time to rock out, [N] baby! _
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What the heck?
Everything is perfectly set up.
It's all got power.
It's all in the correct order.
I don't get what's going on.
I must have forgot to plug it in the amp.
_ Nope.
Oh, wait a minute. _ _ _
Wait a minute.
_ [Eb] _
Oh!
_ _ Oh, aww!
[C] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _
A long day.
There's guitars everywhere in this house.
_ [Am] Ugh! _
[N] _ Dang it! _ _ _
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_ [Ab] Oh, come on!
[Ebm] _ _
_ _ [Eb] _ _ _ [Fm] _
_ _ [C] Ow!
[D] Ow!
[A] Ow!
[C] _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ [Bb] _ [B] Ugh! _
_ _ Stupid idiot! _
_ Why don't I just wrap them up?
_ _ Ugh!
[Eb] _ _
[Fm] _ _ [Ab] _ I don't know how I'm already down [N] to my last guitar pick. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Gb] Where did it go?
_ _ Well, that's gone.
For no reason at all.
The pick just disappeared! _ _ _
[Fm] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Em] _ _
[G] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
[Eb] Yeah!
I'm the best!
I'm [C] the [D] best! _ _ _ _
_ _ [Em] _ _ _ _
[Eb] _ _ [C] _ _ [Bb] _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ [B] _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ [Eb] Seems about right.
_ [G] _ _
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_ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _
_ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ _
I am never going to get sweep picking right. _
[Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _
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[Fm] _ [Bb] That's what you call a happy accident.
_ [C] _ _ _ [Eb] _ _
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[F] _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ _
[Eb] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
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