Tie My Pecker to My Leg Chords by Mojo Nixon

[B] Me your mama and some other whore
Floating down the river on a shit house door
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg to my leg gonna tie my pecker to my leg
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_ _ [A] Grandma's getting down with the ear
[E] Gonna tie my pecker to my leg to my [B] leg gonna tie my [E] pecker to my leg _
Watch the mom shave her pussy really gets the kids [A] hard
Grandpa's trying to fuck something in the front [E] yard
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg to my [A] leg gonna tie my [E] pecker to my leg
Sister's getting rich on her 900 [A] number
Four a dime, [D] Billy Bob's giving that shit [E] dog a hummer
Tie my pecker to my leg to my [B] leg gonna tie my [E] pecker to my leg What the?
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Well [Em] I'm a big big daddy [G#] and a fucking [A] fool
11 years old and I went to pussy [E] school
Tie my pecker to my leg to [B] my leg gonna tie [E] my pecker to my leg
Yeah her asshole's tighter than a [A] steel drum
Hell I need a yarder or shit to watch [E] her cum
Tie my pecker to my leg to my [B] leg gonna [A] tie [E] my pecker to my leg
I'm Simon and [A] _ _ _ [E]
my jet boat's on water
You [A] _ [B] _ [F#m] _ [E] _
only live once so all for [A] them pants
Hell ain't for sure it's only a chance
[E] Gonna tie my pecker to my leg to my [B] leg gonna tie [E] my pecker to my leg
Yeah my gal's so fine I'm gonna suck her [A] daddy's dick
If you saw my poo-tained face you [F#m] wouldn't give me no lip
Gonna [E] tie my pecker to my leg to [F#] my leg gonna [B] tie [E] my pecker to my leg
What the?
This morning with a case of [A] stinking fang
Last night I must have been a designated [E] drinker
Tie my pecker to my leg to my [B] leg gonna tie my [E] pecker to my leg
I need a woman six foot [A] ten she gotta be that [Em] tall so I can get it [E] all in
Tie my pecker to my leg to my [Bm] leg gonna [A] tie my [E] pecker to my leg
Everybody's so low
[Em] _ [A] _ _ _ [D] _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ [E] _
Yeah [A] me your mama's son of a whore
Floating down the river on a shit house door
[E] Gonna tie my pecker to my leg to my [B] leg [A] tie my [E] pecker to my leg
I'm gonna tie my pecker tie my [A] pecker tie my pecker tie my pecker
Gonna tie my [E] pecker to [B] my leg
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