Chords for Mojo Nixon - Beer Ain't Drinkin'

_ _ _ Beer, beer ain't drinkin'
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [E] I _ _ [B] don't care what your mama's [A] thinkin'
Everybody knows that [E] beer ain't drinkin' _ _ _ _ _
_ Welcome to God's kickboard joints
_ [A] I'm a queer for beer
And as [E] thirsty as a moose
_ [B] I don't care what your mama's [A] thinkin'
Everybody knows that [E] beer ain't drinkin' _ _ _ _ _
_ _ You say the bar is closed?
Hell son, just give me a beer
_ [A] What you mean no way?
That shit [E] practically clear
Let me tell ya
[B] I don't care what your mama's [A] thinkin'
[E] Everybody knows that beer ain't drinkin'
_ _ _ I'm gonna tell you something else right now
Yeah, I don't wanna draft, don't wanna drive
If I don't get a beer I'm gonna fuckin' die
Beer _ ain't drinkin'
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [E] _
I _ [B] don't care what your mama's [A] thinkin'
Everybody [F#] knows that beer [D#] ain't drinkin'
[E] _ _ Hey Mr.
Piano Player, what can you do?
[A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ And another thing
Well, eatin' ain't cheatin', just big meetin'
Everybody sing like they at the camp meet
Beer, _ beer ain't drinkin'
_ _ [A] _ _ Beer [E] ain't drinkin'
Somebody get me a gin and [B] tonic
I don't care what your mama's [A] thinkin'
[E] Everybody knows that beer ain't drinkin'
Oh, _ _ _ _ _ _ hell I ain't drunk
I only had a pony cake
_ [A] I took my car for a loadin' down
Still got my [E] holla leg
I _ [B] don't care what your mama's thinkin'
[A] Everybody [E] knows that beer ain't drinkin'
[B] I don't care what your mama's thinkin'
[A] Everybody knows [G] that beer ain't [B] drinkin'
I [B] don't care what your mama's [A] thinkin'
Everybody knows that [E] beer ain't drinkin' _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Bring me a beer please _ _ _ _ _ _