Chords for She's Vibrator Dependent

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_ _ Came home early one night from work, [C] saw my wife's in bed [G] with jerk, she's in there with
[D] big face plastic.
_ _ [G] Yelling and a screaming, [C]
super day like [G] screaming, she [D] don't want my lipstick, _ cause [C] she's my breeder dependent.
[G] Don't want me in it, [D] says I don't make the right [G] noise.
_ [C] Been replaced by batteries, [G] hey there fellas [Em] can't sleep, [D] she just [C] wants to play [G] with her toys.
_ _ She don't want to go out [C] dancing, she don't want to get in my [G] pants, just stay home and
buy Bo [D] right.
_ _ I'm getting dick blisters on my hands, [C] thinking maybe I ain't a man, [D] man she ain't gonna
get in [G] brag on Nate.
_ Cause [C] she's my breeder dependent, don't want me in it, [D] says I don't make the [G] right noise.
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Been replaced by [G] batteries, hey there [Em] fellas can't [D] sleep, she just [C] wants to play [G] with her toys.
Play with them honey, _
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_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ so [G] boom.
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_ _ _ _ _ There she was, in the bedroom, _ sound like she's shaving her tally whacker with a battery
rep powered device.
Me I'm prancing around out in the living room, got the demon jizz a build, I mean I got a
severe case of it.
Lot of pressure on my brain, eyeballs turning white, grabbing my tally whacker all the time.
_ I look her in the eye and I say, _ I say, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby,
baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, _ baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, _
_ _ baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, _ _ _
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baby, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby,
baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby,
baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby,
baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, _ _ _ _ _ _
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baby, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ baby, _ _ _ baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby,
baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby,
baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby,
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_ _ _ [G] _ _ baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, [D] baby
says I don't make [G] the right noise _ [C]
being replaced by [G] batteries hey there fellas can't [D] see she just [C] wants to play [G] with her toys
_ [C] yeah she's my creator [G] dependent don't hold me in [D] it says I don't make [G] the right noise _ [C]
being replaced by [G] batteries hey there fellas can't [D] see
she just [C] wants to play [G] with her toys _ _ [D]
she just [C] wants to play [G] with her toys _ _ [D]
she's [C] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [D] _
[C] got VD [G] _ that's _ [D]
vibrator [C] dependency now isn't [G] it _ [D] no honey you [C] can't plug my toes [G] into the wall _ [D] I ain't gonna hum no more [G] either
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