Chords for Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper - I Ain't Gonna Piss in No Jar

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_ Well I ain't gonna be peein' [B] no coke [A] unless Nancy Reagan's gonna drink it up.
[E] Said yo Nancy, _ we just [B] said no, no, no, no, no, no, [Em] no.
Well [E] go ahead and fire me up from my job, but [A] there's one little thing [C#m] you ain't gonna rob.
[E] That's my freedom _ _ [B]
and my [E] liberty. _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ [A] Well I ain't gonna get in no [E] jar, _ _ _ _ no [C#m] matter how evil _ Frecklehead's [E] Satan's arm.
[F#] _ _ Well [B] too [E] far, and I'm gonna get in their mouth, but they will die of thirst, [A] and we gotta
get rid of this evil curse.
[E] I'm _ [B] alive, and I'm fightin' [E] this job.
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[B] Yeah, [E] _ everybody's shooting on a Washington.
_ [A] We can have ourselves a little fun.
You know, [E] they want our piss.
I think we oughta [B] give it to them. _ _ _
Yeah, [E] around the White House with the urinary moat, [A] so Ronnie and Nancy will have to float
on a boat.
_ [E] Get across the [B] stinking, steaming [E] yellow poopy sea. _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ [A] _ Ain't gonna piss in no [E] jar. _ _ _ _
Yeah, [A] them evil [C#m] Freckleheads, they done [E] gone [F#] _ way too [E] far.
You know Thomas Jefferson's gonna be mad at piss when [A] he finds out about this.
I [E] said, come back in the day, Tom.
Suck him in the head.
Oh, _ _
[E] _ yeah. _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ [C#m] _ Why is [F#m] everybody [A] so afraid [E] of drugs? _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ [C#m] Man, they afraid of what the [B] drugs gonna do [Bm] to us.
Wow!
[E] I ain't gonna pee in no cup.
[A] That's a nasty rag, and it's gonna drink it up.
[E] I said, yo Nancy, _ you just [B] say no, _ no, no, no, no, no, [E] no.
Now go ahead and throw me in some jail.
[F#m] [A] Ram hot spikes [A] up [E] my tail.
But you're not gonna [B] get a drop of pee pee outta me.
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_ [E] Yeah, I ain't gonna [A] piss in no jar.
[E] I ain't gonna [A] piss in no jar.
[E] I ain't gonna [A] piss in no jar!
[Bm] I ain't gonna piss [C#m] in no jar!
I [E] _ ain't gonna piss in no jar!
_ I gave you a war _ [A] a Jane K [E]-Lark!
Well I ain't gonna [A] miss a no cart!
[E] _ I ain't gonna [A] miss a no cart!
[E] _ I ain't gonna miss a _ _ no cart!
I ain't gonna do no cart at [C#] all! _
_ I ain't gonna no _ cart [E] at all! _ _ _ _
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