Chords for Mojo Nixon - Machines Aint Music

Are the non-machines ready?
Oh yeah!
[E] _ _
_ _ [A#] _ _ [B] I got [E] my mojo workin'
Got my mojo workin'
I got my mojo workin'
Got my mojo workin'
I got [A] my mojo workin'
Got my mojo workin'
I got [E] my mojo workin'
Got my mojo workin'
I got [B] my mojo workin'
But [A] it's just no work on [E] you _
_ _ _ [B] _ Well, you can call it trip-pop
You can call it techno
You can call it house
But there's one thing that I know
[A] And it's all just disco
And disco [E] sure does suck _
Yeah, it sucks
_ [B] Well, machines ain't [A] music
And a chicken [E] ain't no duck
_ [B] _
_ _ Well, [E] drum machines don't get drunk
So if you try to start a fight
Sneak around the back [Em] door
And try to woo your wife
[A] You ain't got no live drummer
You just disco, [E] dude _ _
_ _ _ [B] Them machines ain't [A] music
And a chicken ain't [E] no raccoon _
_ [B] _ Well, [E] bitty shit is gutless crap
You done made music about it so old
It doesn't [A] matter how much you remix
You can't make disco rock [E] and roll _
You can't make it rock and roll
Them [B] machines ain't music
[A] Ain't never seen a chicken [E] before
I _
_ [B] _ said [E] machines ain't music
Machines ain't music
I said machines ain't music
Machines [Em] ain't music
I said [A] machines ain't music
Machines ain't music
I [E] said machines ain't music
Machines ain't music
I [B] said machines ain't music
[A] I don't wanna hear no money [Em] in the room
I'm gonna get out of here
Come on, Joey
[B] Be alive, [Em] man _ _ _
_ _ _ Hey, _ _ make [E] your girl dance
_ [A] _ _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ [E] _ _ Monkey man, man
_ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ _
_ [B] _ _ [E] Machines can't make no music
Like a Otis Redding do
_ _ _ Electronics don't make me [Em] wanna screw
But [A] my candle and ball can feel
Make me wanna do it [E] in the dark
Do it in the dark
_ [B] Them machines ain't music
[A] Can't make no chicken [Em] work
I _ [B] _
_ _ got [E] my mojo working
I got my mojo _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [E] _ _ working
_ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
[A] But it just don't
No, it just don't
You can call it trip hop
You can call it [Am] flip hop
You can call it [E] techno
You can call it [D] howlin'
But one [F#] thing that I know baby, it's all just electronic, it's all just machines, it's all
just disco, and DISCO STILL DOES _ [E] SUCK! _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [E] _ [A] _ _ _