Chords for Scuzz Twittly - Keep Yer Hands Off My PBR

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_ _ _ _ _ What is that noise?
That is the new neighbor.
He's like a country singer or something.
[B] How lucky for you.
You should see his truck.
[E] That rusty thing parked in front of the house.
[A] Can't miss it.
It's like a hundred years old.
I thought that was like the Gardeners or something.
Where is he from?
Probably like Kentucky or [G] Fresno.
What's his name?
Get this.
It says Skuzz on the back of his truck.
For reals?
For reals.
Skuzz Twitley in big ol' shiny letters.
OMG.
Hello Beverly Hillbilly.
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_ _ You can bang my little sister like the drum in the big parade.
You can hand me a big ol' cup of [B] piss and tell me it's a lemonade.
[E] You can hide a rattle snake [A] in my grandma's cookie jar.
But [E] keep your hands [B] off my [E] PBR. _
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_ [A] You can call Clint Eastwood a homo.
[E] You can say Chuck Norris is queer.
You can [A] claim John Wayne was a fan of [B] cock.
But keep your hands off my fucking beer.
_ _ _ [E] You can kick me in the gonads.
You can drag me by the old nut sack.
You can tie my pecker in a granny [B] knot.
And stick a corncob up my crack.
[E] But don't touch my tasty beverage.
[A] Cause then you took it way too far.
[E] Keep your hands, keep your hands off my PBR. _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ [E] _ _ _ [A] You can cop a cheap pill up my woman's [E] ass.
You can squeeze her sloppy tit.
[A] But if you go fingering my liquid [B] lover, I'm gonna lose my shit. _ _
_ [E] Cause when I wanna party, only one drink will do.
I reach right for an icy [B] can of the red, white and blue.
[E] So if you see me down at the tavern, [A] belly up to the bar.
[E] Keep your hands, [B] keep your [E] hands off my PBR. _
Just keep your hands, [B] keep your hands off my [E] PBR. _
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