Chords for Austin Lounge Lizards — "The Drugs I Need"
Tempo:
103.3 bpm
Chords used:
C
G
D
F
Am
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[C] [F] You've got a headache.
[C] Strange disease, [G] don't worry about it.
This [F] pill will set your [C] body to comfort and [F] fortify.
[C] It's made by Squameroa Co.
[G] It's life enhancing miracle.
[F] There's [G] something you should know.
It [C] may cause fragmentation, [C#] palpitation,
[G] hipcissus, [C] salivation, constipation,
[C#] [D] metamagnetization, [G] muscular [C] urination,
hallucinations, bad [Fm] vibrations,
violent electric [Cm] shock sensation.
[Am] But it's worth [G] it for the drugs [C] I need.
[G] [Em] My disease may not be fatal,
[Am] but I can use my hair.
[D] By paying two twelve dollar [G] bills,
these papers with years,
[Em] they spend billions to get busy.
[Am] Now I realize,
[D]
[G] progenitorivus means diet and [F] exercise,
I've got insurance.
[C] So now I do.
[G] And if I buy generic,
[F] well it will cut my [C] cost too.
But [F] I want progenitorivus,
[C] because I'm not on TV.
[G] Family's looks so functional,
[F] that pays the [G] pills for me.
But it may [C] cause [C#] deprivation,
[D] humiliation,
depression,
[G] [C] deportation,
dark [C#] condition,
dire predictions,
[D] life has [G] seen in big conscription.
[C] Empty pockets,
poor [F] dockets,
may [A#] cause eyes to pop [C] from sun [Am] hits.
But [D] it's worth it [C] for the drugs [A] I need.
[G] [C] But it's worth it in Canada,
[G] they get this for a song.
But [A] it's worth [D] it [C] for the drugs I [A] need.
[G] The opinions expressed in this file are not necessarily those of the small town co-op and [D] [C] subsidiaries.
Progenitorivus is not [G] available anywhere,
not [A] for boys in [G] Wisconsin.
[C] And he resists on fractional [G] drugs,
living or dead is purely [B] a [G] coincidental.
Any unauthorized use of [A] the own judgment [G] in the application of progenitorivus is strictly prohibited.
[C] [G] Progenitorivus may not be [C] reproduced without the express [D] written [G] consent of Major [C] League Baseball.
It is permitted to not resume sexual [A] activity while [G] operating as a machinery without consulting the commission.
[C] Progression [Am] lasting longer [D] than four [G] hours?
Insert your own joke here.
Here's your psychotic [D] episode, [G] you're crazy.
If death occurs, discontinue [C] use of [B] progenitorivus [G] immediately.
[Cm] Consent does [C] persist?
Consult your physician.
Wholesale's [G] final,
batteries not included.
But it's worth it for the drugs I need.
[C] But [D] it's worth [C] it for the drugs I need.
[Am] [C] [N]
[C] Strange disease, [G] don't worry about it.
This [F] pill will set your [C] body to comfort and [F] fortify.
[C] It's made by Squameroa Co.
[G] It's life enhancing miracle.
[F] There's [G] something you should know.
It [C] may cause fragmentation, [C#] palpitation,
[G] hipcissus, [C] salivation, constipation,
[C#] [D] metamagnetization, [G] muscular [C] urination,
hallucinations, bad [Fm] vibrations,
violent electric [Cm] shock sensation.
[Am] But it's worth [G] it for the drugs [C] I need.
[G] [Em] My disease may not be fatal,
[Am] but I can use my hair.
[D] By paying two twelve dollar [G] bills,
these papers with years,
[Em] they spend billions to get busy.
[Am] Now I realize,
[D]
[G] progenitorivus means diet and [F] exercise,
I've got insurance.
[C] So now I do.
[G] And if I buy generic,
[F] well it will cut my [C] cost too.
But [F] I want progenitorivus,
[C] because I'm not on TV.
[G] Family's looks so functional,
[F] that pays the [G] pills for me.
But it may [C] cause [C#] deprivation,
[D] humiliation,
depression,
[G] [C] deportation,
dark [C#] condition,
dire predictions,
[D] life has [G] seen in big conscription.
[C] Empty pockets,
poor [F] dockets,
may [A#] cause eyes to pop [C] from sun [Am] hits.
But [D] it's worth it [C] for the drugs [A] I need.
[G] [C] But it's worth it in Canada,
[G] they get this for a song.
But [A] it's worth [D] it [C] for the drugs I [A] need.
[G] The opinions expressed in this file are not necessarily those of the small town co-op and [D] [C] subsidiaries.
Progenitorivus is not [G] available anywhere,
not [A] for boys in [G] Wisconsin.
[C] And he resists on fractional [G] drugs,
living or dead is purely [B] a [G] coincidental.
Any unauthorized use of [A] the own judgment [G] in the application of progenitorivus is strictly prohibited.
[C] [G] Progenitorivus may not be [C] reproduced without the express [D] written [G] consent of Major [C] League Baseball.
It is permitted to not resume sexual [A] activity while [G] operating as a machinery without consulting the commission.
[C] Progression [Am] lasting longer [D] than four [G] hours?
Insert your own joke here.
Here's your psychotic [D] episode, [G] you're crazy.
If death occurs, discontinue [C] use of [B] progenitorivus [G] immediately.
[Cm] Consent does [C] persist?
Consult your physician.
Wholesale's [G] final,
batteries not included.
But it's worth it for the drugs I need.
[C] But [D] it's worth [C] it for the drugs I need.
[Am] [C] [N]
Key:
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[C] _ _ _ _ [F] You've got a headache.
_ [C] _ Strange disease, [G] don't worry about it.
This [F] pill will set your [C] body to comfort and [F] fortify. _
[C] It's made by Squameroa Co.
[G] It's life enhancing miracle.
[F] There's [G] something you should know.
It [C] may cause fragmentation, [C#] palpitation,
[G] _ hipcissus, [C] salivation, constipation,
[C#] [D] metamagnetization, [G] muscular [C] urination,
hallucinations, bad [Fm] vibrations,
violent electric [Cm] shock sensation.
[Am] But it's worth [G] it for the drugs [C] I need.
[G] _ [Em] My disease may not be fatal,
[Am] but I can use my hair.
[D] By paying two twelve dollar [G] bills,
these papers with years,
[Em] they spend billions to get busy.
[Am] Now I realize,
[D] _ _
[G] progenitorivus means diet and [F] exercise,
I've got insurance. _
[C] So now I do.
[G] And if I buy generic,
[F] well it will cut my [C] cost too.
But [F] I want progenitorivus,
[C] because I'm not on TV.
_ [G] Family's looks so functional,
[F] that pays the [G] pills for me.
But it may [C] cause [C#] deprivation,
[D] humiliation,
depression,
[G] _ [C] deportation,
dark [C#] condition,
dire predictions,
[D] life has [G] seen in big conscription.
[C] Empty pockets,
poor [F] dockets,
may [A#] cause eyes to pop [C] from sun [Am] hits.
But [D] it's worth it [C] for the drugs [A] I need.
[G] _ _ [C] But it's worth it in Canada,
[G] they get this for a song.
But [A] it's worth [D] it [C] for the drugs I [A] need.
[G] The opinions expressed in this file are not necessarily those of the small town co-op and [D] [C] subsidiaries.
Progenitorivus is not [G] available anywhere,
not [A] for boys in [G] Wisconsin.
[C] And he resists on fractional [G] drugs,
living or dead is purely [B] a [G] coincidental.
Any unauthorized use of [A] the own judgment [G] in the application of progenitorivus is strictly prohibited.
_ [C] [G] Progenitorivus may not be [C] reproduced without the express [D] written [G] consent of Major [C] League Baseball.
It is permitted to not resume sexual [A] activity while [G] operating as a machinery without consulting the commission. _
[C] Progression [Am] lasting longer [D] than four [G] hours?
Insert your own joke here.
Here's your psychotic [D] episode, [G] you're crazy.
If death occurs, discontinue [C] use of [B] progenitorivus [G] immediately.
[Cm] Consent does [C] persist?
Consult your physician.
Wholesale's [G] final,
batteries not included.
_ But it's worth it for the drugs I need.
_ _ [C] But [D] it's worth [C] it for the drugs I need.
_ _ _ [Am] _ _ [C] _ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ Strange disease, [G] don't worry about it.
This [F] pill will set your [C] body to comfort and [F] fortify. _
[C] It's made by Squameroa Co.
[G] It's life enhancing miracle.
[F] There's [G] something you should know.
It [C] may cause fragmentation, [C#] palpitation,
[G] _ hipcissus, [C] salivation, constipation,
[C#] [D] metamagnetization, [G] muscular [C] urination,
hallucinations, bad [Fm] vibrations,
violent electric [Cm] shock sensation.
[Am] But it's worth [G] it for the drugs [C] I need.
[G] _ [Em] My disease may not be fatal,
[Am] but I can use my hair.
[D] By paying two twelve dollar [G] bills,
these papers with years,
[Em] they spend billions to get busy.
[Am] Now I realize,
[D] _ _
[G] progenitorivus means diet and [F] exercise,
I've got insurance. _
[C] So now I do.
[G] And if I buy generic,
[F] well it will cut my [C] cost too.
But [F] I want progenitorivus,
[C] because I'm not on TV.
_ [G] Family's looks so functional,
[F] that pays the [G] pills for me.
But it may [C] cause [C#] deprivation,
[D] humiliation,
depression,
[G] _ [C] deportation,
dark [C#] condition,
dire predictions,
[D] life has [G] seen in big conscription.
[C] Empty pockets,
poor [F] dockets,
may [A#] cause eyes to pop [C] from sun [Am] hits.
But [D] it's worth it [C] for the drugs [A] I need.
[G] _ _ [C] But it's worth it in Canada,
[G] they get this for a song.
But [A] it's worth [D] it [C] for the drugs I [A] need.
[G] The opinions expressed in this file are not necessarily those of the small town co-op and [D] [C] subsidiaries.
Progenitorivus is not [G] available anywhere,
not [A] for boys in [G] Wisconsin.
[C] And he resists on fractional [G] drugs,
living or dead is purely [B] a [G] coincidental.
Any unauthorized use of [A] the own judgment [G] in the application of progenitorivus is strictly prohibited.
_ [C] [G] Progenitorivus may not be [C] reproduced without the express [D] written [G] consent of Major [C] League Baseball.
It is permitted to not resume sexual [A] activity while [G] operating as a machinery without consulting the commission. _
[C] Progression [Am] lasting longer [D] than four [G] hours?
Insert your own joke here.
Here's your psychotic [D] episode, [G] you're crazy.
If death occurs, discontinue [C] use of [B] progenitorivus [G] immediately.
[Cm] Consent does [C] persist?
Consult your physician.
Wholesale's [G] final,
batteries not included.
_ But it's worth it for the drugs I need.
_ _ [C] But [D] it's worth [C] it for the drugs I need.
_ _ _ [Am] _ _ [C] _ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _