Chords for Austin Lounge Lizards — "Stupid Texas Song"
Tempo:
106 bpm
Chords used:
D
G
A
E
Bm
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[D] [G] [A#] [D] Texas is a big [G] state, it's out from east to west.
[D] Alaska doesn't really [G] count, [E] bigger [A] than the rest.
[D] You can waltz across the [G] coast, grab your yellow rose,
[D] sing another song of Texas, now it's no secret.
One more stupid song about Texas.
Four thousand miles from Grand [A] Stone.
[D]
Biggest egos, biggest hair, biggest [G] liars anyway.
[D] Let's sing [A] another stupid Texas [G] song.
[D]
So proud to be from Texas, yahoo!
Even of our pride, we're [Em] proud, we're proud of our pride too.
[D]
Pride about our home state [G] is the proudest pride indeed.
[D] We're proud to be Americans, [Em] until we [D] can't succeed.
One more stupid song about Texas.
You've heard it all before, [G] so clap [A] along.
[D] Biggest folks, biggest folks, I love [G] that big old Texas truth.
[D] Let's sing another [A] stupid Texas [Bm] [E] song.
[G] [G] Our accents aren't that far, [D] our accents aren't that far.
[G] Our flags are waving in the sky, [E] our flags [A] are fluttering in the [G] air.
Our rattlesnakes are coiling, [D] our peaches are decoiling.
[G] Our politicians must [E] corrupt, our presidents [A] must corrupt.
[D]
[C#]
[D] [Bm] [G]
[A] [Em] [Bm] [D]
[Bm]
[D] Our [A] [C#]
[D] [G]
[D] [C] [G] [Bm]
[G] guitars are [Em] the [D] swaggiest, our guns are the flaggiest.
[G] Our cattle love our [E] horniest, our yodels are the [A] [G] horniest.
Our federal search units [D] are winning, our [G]
lawyers are the [E] pushiest, our presidents [F#m] the [D] pushiest.
Next I get to a party [G] on LRD, Orange Island, [D] next I get to Texas, [B] and I'm [A] looking [D] for a home.
Our flag next to the [G] sun in the sky, [D]
everybody's a [A]-talking about it all.
[D] What about a stupid song about Texas?
Because we're bragging [E] that don't [A] mean a lot, [D] biggest hair in the [A] country.
[G] [D] Let's [A] sing another stupid [D] Texas song.
[A] Toss your hats into [Dm] the air, [G] we're enough, we don't care.
[D] Let's sing another [A] stupid [D] Texas song.
[G] Almost hustling, [G#] bumptious, bald-faced, [D] raising high, flown [D#m] high, tongue-dander, a [E]-pandering, marvelous, [Em] buffed-up, slutty, [A] swaggering, stupid [Bm] Texas song.
[Gm] [D] [N]
Sorry, I just got [A] a little choked up in a minute.
[D] Alaska doesn't really [G] count, [E] bigger [A] than the rest.
[D] You can waltz across the [G] coast, grab your yellow rose,
[D] sing another song of Texas, now it's no secret.
One more stupid song about Texas.
Four thousand miles from Grand [A] Stone.
[D]
Biggest egos, biggest hair, biggest [G] liars anyway.
[D] Let's sing [A] another stupid Texas [G] song.
[D]
So proud to be from Texas, yahoo!
Even of our pride, we're [Em] proud, we're proud of our pride too.
[D]
Pride about our home state [G] is the proudest pride indeed.
[D] We're proud to be Americans, [Em] until we [D] can't succeed.
One more stupid song about Texas.
You've heard it all before, [G] so clap [A] along.
[D] Biggest folks, biggest folks, I love [G] that big old Texas truth.
[D] Let's sing another [A] stupid Texas [Bm] [E] song.
[G] [G] Our accents aren't that far, [D] our accents aren't that far.
[G] Our flags are waving in the sky, [E] our flags [A] are fluttering in the [G] air.
Our rattlesnakes are coiling, [D] our peaches are decoiling.
[G] Our politicians must [E] corrupt, our presidents [A] must corrupt.
[D]
[C#]
[D] [Bm] [G]
[A] [Em] [Bm] [D]
[Bm]
[D] Our [A] [C#]
[D] [G]
[D] [C] [G] [Bm]
[G] guitars are [Em] the [D] swaggiest, our guns are the flaggiest.
[G] Our cattle love our [E] horniest, our yodels are the [A] [G] horniest.
Our federal search units [D] are winning, our [G]
lawyers are the [E] pushiest, our presidents [F#m] the [D] pushiest.
Next I get to a party [G] on LRD, Orange Island, [D] next I get to Texas, [B] and I'm [A] looking [D] for a home.
Our flag next to the [G] sun in the sky, [D]
everybody's a [A]-talking about it all.
[D] What about a stupid song about Texas?
Because we're bragging [E] that don't [A] mean a lot, [D] biggest hair in the [A] country.
[G] [D] Let's [A] sing another stupid [D] Texas song.
[A] Toss your hats into [Dm] the air, [G] we're enough, we don't care.
[D] Let's sing another [A] stupid [D] Texas song.
[G] Almost hustling, [G#] bumptious, bald-faced, [D] raising high, flown [D#m] high, tongue-dander, a [E]-pandering, marvelous, [Em] buffed-up, slutty, [A] swaggering, stupid [Bm] Texas song.
[Gm] [D] [N]
Sorry, I just got [A] a little choked up in a minute.
Key:
D
G
A
E
Bm
D
G
A
[D] _ [G] _ [A#] _ [D] _ _ _ Texas is a big [G] state, it's out from east to west.
[D] Alaska doesn't really [G] count, [E] bigger [A] than the rest.
[D] You can waltz across the [G] coast, grab your yellow rose,
[D] sing another song of Texas, now it's no secret.
One more stupid song about Texas. _
Four thousand miles from Grand [A] Stone.
_ [D]
Biggest egos, biggest hair, biggest [G] liars anyway.
[D] Let's sing [A] another stupid Texas [G] song.
_ _ [D] _
So proud to be from Texas, yahoo!
Even of our pride, we're [Em] proud, we're proud of our pride too.
[D]
Pride about our home state [G] is the proudest pride indeed.
[D] We're proud to be Americans, [Em] until we [D] can't succeed.
One more stupid song about Texas.
_ You've heard it all before, [G] so clap [A] along.
_ [D] Biggest folks, biggest folks, I love [G] that big old Texas truth.
[D] Let's sing another [A] stupid Texas [Bm] [E] song.
[G] _ [G] Our accents aren't that far, [D] our accents aren't that far.
[G] Our flags are waving in the sky, [E] our flags [A] are fluttering in the [G] air.
Our rattlesnakes are coiling, [D] our peaches are decoiling.
[G] Our politicians must [E] corrupt, our presidents [A] must corrupt.
_ [D] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [C#] _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ [Bm] _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ [Em] _ [Bm] _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _
[D] Our _ _ [A] _ [C#] _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ [C] _ [G] _ [Bm] _ _ _ _
[G] guitars are [Em] the [D] swaggiest, our guns are the flaggiest.
[G] Our cattle love our [E] horniest, our yodels are the [A] [G] horniest.
Our federal search units [D] are winning, our [G]
lawyers are the [E] pushiest, our presidents [F#m] the [D] pushiest.
Next I get to a party [G] on LRD, Orange Island, [D] next I get to Texas, [B] and I'm [A] looking [D] for a home.
Our flag next to the [G] sun in the sky, [D] _
everybody's a [A]-talking about it all.
[D] What about a _ stupid song about Texas? _ _
Because we're bragging [E] that don't [A] mean a lot, _ [D] biggest hair in the [A] country.
[G] _ _ _ [D] Let's [A] sing another stupid [D] Texas song.
_ [A] Toss your hats into [Dm] the air, [G] we're enough, we don't care.
[D] Let's sing another [A] stupid [D] Texas song.
_ [G] Almost hustling, [G#] bumptious, bald-faced, [D] raising high, flown [D#m] high, tongue-dander, a [E]-pandering, marvelous, [Em] buffed-up, slutty, [A] swaggering, stupid [Bm] Texas song.
[Gm] _ [D] _ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Sorry, I just got [A] a little choked up in a minute. _
[D] Alaska doesn't really [G] count, [E] bigger [A] than the rest.
[D] You can waltz across the [G] coast, grab your yellow rose,
[D] sing another song of Texas, now it's no secret.
One more stupid song about Texas. _
Four thousand miles from Grand [A] Stone.
_ [D]
Biggest egos, biggest hair, biggest [G] liars anyway.
[D] Let's sing [A] another stupid Texas [G] song.
_ _ [D] _
So proud to be from Texas, yahoo!
Even of our pride, we're [Em] proud, we're proud of our pride too.
[D]
Pride about our home state [G] is the proudest pride indeed.
[D] We're proud to be Americans, [Em] until we [D] can't succeed.
One more stupid song about Texas.
_ You've heard it all before, [G] so clap [A] along.
_ [D] Biggest folks, biggest folks, I love [G] that big old Texas truth.
[D] Let's sing another [A] stupid Texas [Bm] [E] song.
[G] _ [G] Our accents aren't that far, [D] our accents aren't that far.
[G] Our flags are waving in the sky, [E] our flags [A] are fluttering in the [G] air.
Our rattlesnakes are coiling, [D] our peaches are decoiling.
[G] Our politicians must [E] corrupt, our presidents [A] must corrupt.
_ [D] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [C#] _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ [Bm] _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ [Em] _ [Bm] _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _
[D] Our _ _ [A] _ [C#] _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ [C] _ [G] _ [Bm] _ _ _ _
[G] guitars are [Em] the [D] swaggiest, our guns are the flaggiest.
[G] Our cattle love our [E] horniest, our yodels are the [A] [G] horniest.
Our federal search units [D] are winning, our [G]
lawyers are the [E] pushiest, our presidents [F#m] the [D] pushiest.
Next I get to a party [G] on LRD, Orange Island, [D] next I get to Texas, [B] and I'm [A] looking [D] for a home.
Our flag next to the [G] sun in the sky, [D] _
everybody's a [A]-talking about it all.
[D] What about a _ stupid song about Texas? _ _
Because we're bragging [E] that don't [A] mean a lot, _ [D] biggest hair in the [A] country.
[G] _ _ _ [D] Let's [A] sing another stupid [D] Texas song.
_ [A] Toss your hats into [Dm] the air, [G] we're enough, we don't care.
[D] Let's sing another [A] stupid [D] Texas song.
_ [G] Almost hustling, [G#] bumptious, bald-faced, [D] raising high, flown [D#m] high, tongue-dander, a [E]-pandering, marvelous, [Em] buffed-up, slutty, [A] swaggering, stupid [Bm] Texas song.
[Gm] _ [D] _ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Sorry, I just got [A] a little choked up in a minute. _