Chords for Austin Lounge Lizards — "Jesus Loves Me But He Can't Stand You"
Tempo:
115.55 bpm
Chords used:
A
G
D
Bm
Em
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Back to the Sunday morning gospel.
Alright.
We were going to become a full time gospel singing group.
At one time.
Kind of like the therapy sisters.
I [G] know.
In [N] fact we even made the announcement that if it occurred to us we'd have to learn a
lot of new material and do too much work.
But we got this far.
[G] [D]
[A] [G] [D]
[A] [G] [Dm] I [A] [Em] [F#m] know you smoke.
[D] I know you drink [G] that brew.
[Em] I [B] just can't abide [D] a sinner [G] like you.
You [E] know, [F#m] God can't either.
[D] That's why I know it to [G] be true.
[D] [Bm] Jesus loves [G] me but he [A] can't stand [Bm] you.
[G] [A] [E] [F#m] Going straight to [D] heaven folks.
[Em] When I die, cause I've [F#m] crossed every T [Bm] and I've dotted every I.
[Em] [F#m] Preacher tells [D] me I'm God's [Em] coming dad.
That's [F#m] why [Bm] Jesus [G] loves me.
[F#m] You're [Bm] going to fry.
[G] [A] [Em]
[A] [D] [Bm] [E] [A]
[D] [B] [Em]
[A] [F#m] [Bm] [E]
[A] [Em] I'm [F#] raising [G] my kids [D] in a [G] righteous way.
[Em] [F#] We send your [Am] kids over to my [Bm] house to play.
[Em] [F#m] There's a [Bm] rock [D] star.
Liberal.
Yeah, yeah.
[Bm] Jesus told me [G] on the phone.
Look [A] at it.
[D] [Em]
Jesus [A] loves [Bm] me this I know.
[E] [A] And he told [D] me where you're [B] going to go.
[E] There's [A] lots of [F#m] room for you.
[B] [Em]
[G#] Now.
[A] Whoa, whoa, whoa.
[G] [A] Jesus loves me.
I know he does.
[G] I was on the phone [D] with my son.
I love you.
[G] He [D] said, [A] well, I'm going to turn it to a second language for [G] him.
We [D] talk every day.
You know, I call him [Bm] sometimes.
Got a 900 number in Springfield, Illinois.
[A] I don't think [G] it's a recording [D] though.
[A] But yeah, I'm not here right [G] now.
[D] But yeah, I'm not [A] here.
Leave your name and number.
[Bm] Jesus [A] loves me.
I can't stand you.
[N]
Alright.
We were going to become a full time gospel singing group.
At one time.
Kind of like the therapy sisters.
I [G] know.
In [N] fact we even made the announcement that if it occurred to us we'd have to learn a
lot of new material and do too much work.
But we got this far.
[G] [D]
[A] [G] [D]
[A] [G] [Dm] I [A] [Em] [F#m] know you smoke.
[D] I know you drink [G] that brew.
[Em] I [B] just can't abide [D] a sinner [G] like you.
You [E] know, [F#m] God can't either.
[D] That's why I know it to [G] be true.
[D] [Bm] Jesus loves [G] me but he [A] can't stand [Bm] you.
[G] [A] [E] [F#m] Going straight to [D] heaven folks.
[Em] When I die, cause I've [F#m] crossed every T [Bm] and I've dotted every I.
[Em] [F#m] Preacher tells [D] me I'm God's [Em] coming dad.
That's [F#m] why [Bm] Jesus [G] loves me.
[F#m] You're [Bm] going to fry.
[G] [A] [Em]
[A] [D] [Bm] [E] [A]
[D] [B] [Em]
[A] [F#m] [Bm] [E]
[A] [Em] I'm [F#] raising [G] my kids [D] in a [G] righteous way.
[Em] [F#] We send your [Am] kids over to my [Bm] house to play.
[Em] [F#m] There's a [Bm] rock [D] star.
Liberal.
Yeah, yeah.
[Bm] Jesus told me [G] on the phone.
Look [A] at it.
[D] [Em]
Jesus [A] loves [Bm] me this I know.
[E] [A] And he told [D] me where you're [B] going to go.
[E] There's [A] lots of [F#m] room for you.
[B] [Em]
[G#] Now.
[A] Whoa, whoa, whoa.
[G] [A] Jesus loves me.
I know he does.
[G] I was on the phone [D] with my son.
I love you.
[G] He [D] said, [A] well, I'm going to turn it to a second language for [G] him.
We [D] talk every day.
You know, I call him [Bm] sometimes.
Got a 900 number in Springfield, Illinois.
[A] I don't think [G] it's a recording [D] though.
[A] But yeah, I'm not here right [G] now.
[D] But yeah, I'm not [A] here.
Leave your name and number.
[Bm] Jesus [A] loves me.
I can't stand you.
[N]
Key:
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G
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Bm
Em
A
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_ _ Back to the Sunday morning gospel.
Alright. _
_ We were going to become a full time gospel singing group.
At one time.
Kind of like the therapy sisters.
I [G] know.
In [N] fact we even made the announcement that if it occurred to us we'd have to learn a
lot of new material and do too much work.
But we got this far.
_ _ [G] _ _ _ [D] _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ [G] _ [D] _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ [G] _ [Dm] I _ [A] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ [F#m] know you smoke.
[D] I know you drink [G] that brew.
[Em] I [B] just can't abide [D] a sinner [G] like you.
You [E] know, [F#m] God can't either.
[D] That's why I know it to [G] be true.
[D] _ [Bm] Jesus loves [G] me but he [A] can't stand [Bm] you. _ _
_ [G] _ _ [A] _ _ [E] _ [F#m] Going straight to [D] heaven folks.
[Em] When I die, cause I've [F#m] crossed every T [Bm] and I've dotted every I.
[Em] _ [F#m] Preacher tells [D] me I'm God's [Em] coming dad.
That's [F#m] why [Bm] Jesus [G] loves me.
_ [F#m] You're [Bm] going to fry. _
_ [G] _ _ _ [A] _ [Em] _ _ _
[A] _ [D] _ _ [Bm] _ _ [E] _ _ [A] _
_ [D] _ _ [B] _ _ [Em] _ _ _
[A] _ [F#m] _ _ [Bm] _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ [Em] I'm [F#] raising [G] my kids [D] in a [G] righteous way.
[Em] _ [F#] We send your [Am] kids over to my [Bm] house to play.
[Em] _ [F#m] There's a [Bm] rock [D] star.
Liberal.
Yeah, yeah.
[Bm] Jesus told me [G] on the phone.
Look [A] at it.
_ [D] _ _ [Em] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Jesus [A] loves [Bm] me this I know.
[E] _ [A] And he told [D] me where you're [B] going to go.
[E] There's [A] lots of [F#m] room for you.
[B] _ _ [Em] _ _
[G#] Now.
[A] Whoa, whoa, whoa.
_ [G] _ [A] Jesus loves me.
I know he does.
[G] I was on the phone [D] with my son.
I love you.
[G] He [D] said, [A] well, I'm going to turn it to a second language for [G] him.
We [D] talk every day.
You know, I call him [Bm] sometimes.
Got a 900 number in Springfield, Illinois.
_ [A] _ I don't think [G] it's a recording [D] though. _
[A] But yeah, I'm not here right [G] now.
[D] But yeah, I'm not [A] here.
Leave your name and number.
[Bm] _ _ Jesus [A] loves me.
I can't stand you.
[N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Alright. _
_ We were going to become a full time gospel singing group.
At one time.
Kind of like the therapy sisters.
I [G] know.
In [N] fact we even made the announcement that if it occurred to us we'd have to learn a
lot of new material and do too much work.
But we got this far.
_ _ [G] _ _ _ [D] _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ [G] _ [D] _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ [G] _ [Dm] I _ [A] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ [F#m] know you smoke.
[D] I know you drink [G] that brew.
[Em] I [B] just can't abide [D] a sinner [G] like you.
You [E] know, [F#m] God can't either.
[D] That's why I know it to [G] be true.
[D] _ [Bm] Jesus loves [G] me but he [A] can't stand [Bm] you. _ _
_ [G] _ _ [A] _ _ [E] _ [F#m] Going straight to [D] heaven folks.
[Em] When I die, cause I've [F#m] crossed every T [Bm] and I've dotted every I.
[Em] _ [F#m] Preacher tells [D] me I'm God's [Em] coming dad.
That's [F#m] why [Bm] Jesus [G] loves me.
_ [F#m] You're [Bm] going to fry. _
_ [G] _ _ _ [A] _ [Em] _ _ _
[A] _ [D] _ _ [Bm] _ _ [E] _ _ [A] _
_ [D] _ _ [B] _ _ [Em] _ _ _
[A] _ [F#m] _ _ [Bm] _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ [Em] I'm [F#] raising [G] my kids [D] in a [G] righteous way.
[Em] _ [F#] We send your [Am] kids over to my [Bm] house to play.
[Em] _ [F#m] There's a [Bm] rock [D] star.
Liberal.
Yeah, yeah.
[Bm] Jesus told me [G] on the phone.
Look [A] at it.
_ [D] _ _ [Em] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Jesus [A] loves [Bm] me this I know.
[E] _ [A] And he told [D] me where you're [B] going to go.
[E] There's [A] lots of [F#m] room for you.
[B] _ _ [Em] _ _
[G#] Now.
[A] Whoa, whoa, whoa.
_ [G] _ [A] Jesus loves me.
I know he does.
[G] I was on the phone [D] with my son.
I love you.
[G] He [D] said, [A] well, I'm going to turn it to a second language for [G] him.
We [D] talk every day.
You know, I call him [Bm] sometimes.
Got a 900 number in Springfield, Illinois.
_ [A] _ I don't think [G] it's a recording [D] though. _
[A] But yeah, I'm not here right [G] now.
[D] But yeah, I'm not [A] here.
Leave your name and number.
[Bm] _ _ Jesus [A] loves me.
I can't stand you.
[N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _