Chords for Jesus Loves Me But He Can't Stand You (new Lizard version)

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[A] _ _ [E] I [F#m] know you smoke, [D] I know you drink [G] that brew.
_ _ [E] I just [F#] can't abide a [D] sinner like you.
[Bm] _ _ [E] [F#m] God can't either, that's why I [D] know it to be true.
_ _ _ _ [Bm] _ [Gm] Jesus loves me, [A] but he [D] can't stand [Bm] you.
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_ [A] _ _ [E] I'm going [F#] to heaven, [D] boys, when I [G] die,
because [E] I've crossed [F#] every T and [D] I've dotted every [B] I.
What my [E] preacher [F#] tells me, I'm [D]
God's cutting eye.
_ _ [Bm] _ [G] Jesus loves me, [A] or you're going [Dm] to fry.
_ [Bm] _ [G] God _ [A] _ _ [Em] _ _ [A] loves all her children [Bm] by [Em] gun.
[A] That don't mean she [D] won't [Bm] incinerate some.
[Em] _ [A] Can't you feel [F#] those hot [Bm] flames [E] licking you?
Woo, [A] woo, woo.
_ [G] _ [E] I'm [F#] raising my kids [D] in a [G] righteous way.
[E] So don't [F#] be sending your kids [D] over to my house to [Bm] play.
Why?
[Em] You're supposed to [F#m] grow up [D] stoned and liberal and gay.
That's why _ [Bm] _ [G] Jesus told me on [A] the phone [D] today.
[Bm] _ _ [G]
Jesus [A] _ _ [Em] _ _ [A] loves [D] me, this I [Bm] know.
[Em] _ [A] And he told me [D] where you're going [Bm] to go.
[A] There's lots of room [D] for you [Bm] kind down [E] below.
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_ _ _ [G] _ [D] Jesus [A] told me, Rick, Rick, run [G] for agricultural [D] commissioner.
_ [A]
Rick, run for lieutenant [G] governor.
_ [D] Rick, [A]
become governor by [G] accident.
[D] Oh, Rick, [A] continue to be governor for some [G] unknown reason.
And Rick, [D] Rick, run [A] for _ president.
President [G] of the nation.
[Dm] President of [A] the Christian nation.
[G] _ [Dm] President of the Christian [A] _
heterosexual nation.
[G] _ _ [D] Oh!
[A] _ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ _ _ [N] _