Stupid Texas Song Chords 0001 by Austin Lounge Lizards
Tempo:
106.05 bpm
Chords used:
D
A
G
Bm
E
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[D] [G] [Bb] [D]
Texas is a big [Bbm] state, North [G] to South and East to West.
[D] Alaska doesn't really [F] count, [E] we're bigger than [A] the rest.
[D] You can walk across [Ebm] it though, [Em] so grab your [G] yellow rose.
[D] And sing another [F] song of [A] Texas, this is how [D] it goes.
[Dm] One [D] more stupid song about Texas.
For miles and [A] miles it rambles on.
[D] Biggest egos, biggest hair, [G] bigger than liars anywhere.
[D] Let's sing [A] another stupid [D] Texas song.
Black guys, we're so darn proud to be from Texas.
Even of our pride, we're [Cm] proud, and we're [E] proud of [A] that pride too.
[D] Our pride about our home [Eb] state is [G] the proudest pride indeed.
[D] We're proud to be American, [A] and do we can [D] succeed.
One more stupid song about Texas.
You've heard it all before, so sing [A] along.
[D] Big dumb buckles and boasts, love [G] that big old Texas ghost.
[D] Sing [A] another [D] stupid Texas [Am] song.
[Bm] [G] Our accents are the crawliest, [Bm] our howdy's [D] horrible, y'all is.
[Bb] Our [Em] lungs are flaggably [A]-est, our fries takes [Gbm] the cream gravy [G]-est.
Our rattlesnakes are coily [D]-est, our speeches are coily [G]-est.
Our politicians most [E] corrupt, our stop signs [A] most abrupt.
[D]
[Bm] [A] [Em] [D]
[G] [B] [Bm]
[A] [Cm] [D]
[Gbm] [Am] [Db] [D]
[G] [D]
[B] [D] Our [Em]
guitars are the twangiest, [D] our guns are the k-plangiest.
[G] Our cattle the long horniest, [E] our yodel's the [A] poor [Ab] horniest.
[G] Our cook-offs are the chilliest, [D] our whaling is the williest.
[G] Our sausage is the smokiest, [E] our neighbors are [A] the oakiest.
[Bm]
[D] Tex-a-can-it too, [Bb] El [G] Paso, Delaware, down to Orange.
[D]
Every spot in [A] Texas [Em] has got what you're [B] looking [A] [D] for.
You're glad that Texas [Gm] put the stars up in the sky.
[D] If heaven is a Texas partner, I don't wanna die.
Sing another stupid Texas song.
Just cause we're bragging, that don't mean [A] it's wrong.
[Em] [D] Big pants and big-est hearts, [G] big-est various body parts.
[D]
Sing [Dm] another [Am] stupid [Bm] Texas [Dm] song.
[D] Toss your hats into the air, we're [G] obnoxious, we don't care.
[D] Let's sing another [A] stupid [D] Texas [D] song.
One [G] more blust'n, [Abm] bumptious, [Dm] bald-faced, brazen,
High-flown, [A] high-tone, dander, up [E]-anderin' pompous,
Puffed-up, snotty, [A] swaggerin' stupid [D] Texas [Bm] song.
[Bb] [D]
Texas is a big [Bbm] state, North [G] to South and East to West.
[D] Alaska doesn't really [F] count, [E] we're bigger than [A] the rest.
[D] You can walk across [Ebm] it though, [Em] so grab your [G] yellow rose.
[D] And sing another [F] song of [A] Texas, this is how [D] it goes.
[Dm] One [D] more stupid song about Texas.
For miles and [A] miles it rambles on.
[D] Biggest egos, biggest hair, [G] bigger than liars anywhere.
[D] Let's sing [A] another stupid [D] Texas song.
Black guys, we're so darn proud to be from Texas.
Even of our pride, we're [Cm] proud, and we're [E] proud of [A] that pride too.
[D] Our pride about our home [Eb] state is [G] the proudest pride indeed.
[D] We're proud to be American, [A] and do we can [D] succeed.
One more stupid song about Texas.
You've heard it all before, so sing [A] along.
[D] Big dumb buckles and boasts, love [G] that big old Texas ghost.
[D] Sing [A] another [D] stupid Texas [Am] song.
[Bm] [G] Our accents are the crawliest, [Bm] our howdy's [D] horrible, y'all is.
[Bb] Our [Em] lungs are flaggably [A]-est, our fries takes [Gbm] the cream gravy [G]-est.
Our rattlesnakes are coily [D]-est, our speeches are coily [G]-est.
Our politicians most [E] corrupt, our stop signs [A] most abrupt.
[D]
[Bm] [A] [Em] [D]
[G] [B] [Bm]
[A] [Cm] [D]
[Gbm] [Am] [Db] [D]
[G] [D]
[B] [D] Our [Em]
guitars are the twangiest, [D] our guns are the k-plangiest.
[G] Our cattle the long horniest, [E] our yodel's the [A] poor [Ab] horniest.
[G] Our cook-offs are the chilliest, [D] our whaling is the williest.
[G] Our sausage is the smokiest, [E] our neighbors are [A] the oakiest.
[Bm]
[D] Tex-a-can-it too, [Bb] El [G] Paso, Delaware, down to Orange.
[D]
Every spot in [A] Texas [Em] has got what you're [B] looking [A] [D] for.
You're glad that Texas [Gm] put the stars up in the sky.
[D] If heaven is a Texas partner, I don't wanna die.
Sing another stupid Texas song.
Just cause we're bragging, that don't mean [A] it's wrong.
[Em] [D] Big pants and big-est hearts, [G] big-est various body parts.
[D]
Sing [Dm] another [Am] stupid [Bm] Texas [Dm] song.
[D] Toss your hats into the air, we're [G] obnoxious, we don't care.
[D] Let's sing another [A] stupid [D] Texas [D] song.
One [G] more blust'n, [Abm] bumptious, [Dm] bald-faced, brazen,
High-flown, [A] high-tone, dander, up [E]-anderin' pompous,
Puffed-up, snotty, [A] swaggerin' stupid [D] Texas [Bm] song.
[Bb] [D]
Key:
D
A
G
Bm
E
D
A
G
[D] _ _ [G] _ _ [Bb] _ [D] _ _ _
Texas is a big [Bbm] state, North [G] to South and East to West.
[D] Alaska doesn't really [F] count, [E] we're bigger than [A] the rest.
[D] You can walk across [Ebm] it though, [Em] so grab your [G] yellow rose.
[D] And sing another [F] song of [A] Texas, this is how [D] it goes.
[Dm] One [D] more stupid song about Texas.
_ _ For miles and [A] miles it rambles on.
[D] Biggest egos, biggest hair, [G] bigger than liars anywhere.
[D] Let's sing [A] another stupid [D] Texas song.
_ Black guys, we're so darn proud to be from Texas.
Even of our pride, we're [Cm] proud, and we're [E] proud of [A] that pride too.
[D] Our pride about our home [Eb] state is [G] the proudest pride indeed.
[D] We're proud to be American, [A] and do we can [D] succeed.
One more stupid song about Texas.
_ You've heard it all before, so sing [A] along.
_ [D] Big dumb buckles and boasts, love [G] that big old Texas ghost.
[D] Sing [A] another [D] stupid Texas [Am] song.
[Bm] _ [G] Our accents are the crawliest, [Bm] our howdy's [D] horrible, y'all is.
[Bb] Our [Em] lungs are flaggably [A]-est, our fries takes [Gbm] the cream gravy [G]-est.
Our rattlesnakes are coily [D]-est, our speeches are coily [G]-est.
Our politicians most [E] corrupt, our stop signs [A] most abrupt.
_ [D] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Bm] _ [A] _ _ _ [Em] _ [D] _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ [B] _ _ [Bm] _
_ [A] _ [Cm] _ [D] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Gbm] _ [Am] _ _ [Db] _ [D] _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ [B] _ [D] _ Our _ [Em]
guitars are the twangiest, [D] our guns are the k-plangiest.
[G] Our cattle the long horniest, [E] our yodel's the [A] poor [Ab] horniest.
[G] Our cook-offs are the chilliest, [D] our whaling is the williest.
[G] Our sausage is the smokiest, [E] our neighbors are [A] the oakiest.
[Bm]
[D] Tex-a-can-it too, [Bb] El [G] Paso, Delaware, down to Orange.
[D]
Every spot in [A] Texas [Em] has got what you're [B] looking [A] [D] for.
You're glad that Texas [Gm] put the stars up in the sky.
[D] If heaven is a Texas partner, I don't wanna die.
Sing another stupid _ Texas song.
Just _ cause we're bragging, that don't mean [A] it's wrong.
_ [Em] [D] Big pants and big-est hearts, [G] big-est various body parts.
[D]
Sing [Dm] another [Am] stupid [Bm] Texas [Dm] song.
[D] Toss your hats into the air, we're [G] obnoxious, we don't care.
[D] Let's sing another [A] stupid [D] Texas [D] song.
One [G] more blust'n, [Abm] bumptious, [Dm] bald-faced, brazen,
High-flown, [A] high-tone, dander, up [E]-anderin' pompous,
Puffed-up, snotty, [A] swaggerin' stupid [D] Texas [Bm] song.
[Bb] _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Texas is a big [Bbm] state, North [G] to South and East to West.
[D] Alaska doesn't really [F] count, [E] we're bigger than [A] the rest.
[D] You can walk across [Ebm] it though, [Em] so grab your [G] yellow rose.
[D] And sing another [F] song of [A] Texas, this is how [D] it goes.
[Dm] One [D] more stupid song about Texas.
_ _ For miles and [A] miles it rambles on.
[D] Biggest egos, biggest hair, [G] bigger than liars anywhere.
[D] Let's sing [A] another stupid [D] Texas song.
_ Black guys, we're so darn proud to be from Texas.
Even of our pride, we're [Cm] proud, and we're [E] proud of [A] that pride too.
[D] Our pride about our home [Eb] state is [G] the proudest pride indeed.
[D] We're proud to be American, [A] and do we can [D] succeed.
One more stupid song about Texas.
_ You've heard it all before, so sing [A] along.
_ [D] Big dumb buckles and boasts, love [G] that big old Texas ghost.
[D] Sing [A] another [D] stupid Texas [Am] song.
[Bm] _ [G] Our accents are the crawliest, [Bm] our howdy's [D] horrible, y'all is.
[Bb] Our [Em] lungs are flaggably [A]-est, our fries takes [Gbm] the cream gravy [G]-est.
Our rattlesnakes are coily [D]-est, our speeches are coily [G]-est.
Our politicians most [E] corrupt, our stop signs [A] most abrupt.
_ [D] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Bm] _ [A] _ _ _ [Em] _ [D] _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ [B] _ _ [Bm] _
_ [A] _ [Cm] _ [D] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Gbm] _ [Am] _ _ [Db] _ [D] _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ [B] _ [D] _ Our _ [Em]
guitars are the twangiest, [D] our guns are the k-plangiest.
[G] Our cattle the long horniest, [E] our yodel's the [A] poor [Ab] horniest.
[G] Our cook-offs are the chilliest, [D] our whaling is the williest.
[G] Our sausage is the smokiest, [E] our neighbors are [A] the oakiest.
[Bm]
[D] Tex-a-can-it too, [Bb] El [G] Paso, Delaware, down to Orange.
[D]
Every spot in [A] Texas [Em] has got what you're [B] looking [A] [D] for.
You're glad that Texas [Gm] put the stars up in the sky.
[D] If heaven is a Texas partner, I don't wanna die.
Sing another stupid _ Texas song.
Just _ cause we're bragging, that don't mean [A] it's wrong.
_ [Em] [D] Big pants and big-est hearts, [G] big-est various body parts.
[D]
Sing [Dm] another [Am] stupid [Bm] Texas [Dm] song.
[D] Toss your hats into the air, we're [G] obnoxious, we don't care.
[D] Let's sing another [A] stupid [D] Texas [D] song.
One [G] more blust'n, [Abm] bumptious, [Dm] bald-faced, brazen,
High-flown, [A] high-tone, dander, up [E]-anderin' pompous,
Puffed-up, snotty, [A] swaggerin' stupid [D] Texas [Bm] song.
[Bb] _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _