Chords for Austin Lounge Lizards — "Life is Hardest When You're Dumb"

[G#m] [C#] This next [Am] song is the one that we know very well.
[Gm] We know the subject matter of this [E] song very well.
It's on the subject of [D#m] stupidity.
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_ Life is hard, but [G] life is hardest [A] when you're dumb. _
Those water feet just steal a source of [E] tedium. _
_ [A] When a [F#m] man gets [A] in a queue, [D] you'll be only [F#] sad and blue.
[A] Life is hard, but [E] life is hardest [A] when you're dumb. _ _
_ Life is hard, but life is hardest when you're dumb. _
You wait for years, but _ inspiration [E] never comes. _
[A] But you don't ever make a turn, because [D] you cannot find the words.
[A] Life is hard, but [E] life is hardest [A] when you're dumb. _
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_ [A] _ _ [E] Life _
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is hard, but [E] life is hardest [A] when you're dumb. _ _ _
Between your ears, a darkened silo [E] packed you up. _
If [A] there's a void behind your face, why [D] not rip out the empty space?
[A] Life is hard, but life [E] is hardest [A] when you're dumb. _ _
Life is hard, but life [E] is hardest [A] when you're dumb. _ _
Why not just lay back and smoke a bowl of [E] opium? _ _
[A] You're being stupid [Em] as you [D] think, but just relax, because it's too late.
[A] Life is hard, but [E] life is hardest [A] when you're dumb. _ _
_ Life is hard, but life [E] is [Am] hardest _ _ when [A] you're [G#] dumb. _
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