Chords for ZAYN - “PILLOWTALK" PARODY

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[F#] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
[E] I am free, _ _ _ _ [F#] I'm free from [F#] one direction _
[E] Free to make _ _ _ [F#] songs about [B] my erection
I dyed [E] my hair blonde and I'm wearing leather
I do what I want, unlike [F#] back when
One direction, we're still together _ _
[E] I just don't give a fuck, see I did not [F#] shave
I look like I [B] might be stoned too _ _
[C#m] Did you [C#] notice our [B] cussed?
This is the new Zayn
[C#m] We've got to stop him, yes [B] we do _
[E] I've made a song about _ [B] sex
And [F#] nothing's getting you through
Then what's one difference [E] though?
What's up with these hate [B] marks? _ _
[F#] Whoever's [B] editing, this isn't something
Is [E] that Tom Cooke?
And what's with [B] your spice face?
[F#] Why don't you have clothes on?
Whoever made [E] this is a moron
[B] I _ [F#] just can't believe [B] _ Zayn made a sex song
[E] I'm a dad, _ _ _ and [F#] now that I [B] have proved it _
[E] If I want _ _ [B] _ _
[F#] to do [B] something I'll do it
I'll stay [E] up all night watching the TV
It's past [B] 1am, who's that [F#] hot chick?
He's watching an R-rated movie _ _
[E] Now that I'm in a door, [B] I'm going to [F#] there
I even [B] got a face tattoo _ _
[E] I can't believe Zayn did this
[B] He [F#] was from a poor boy band, he acts like a grown [E] man
And he's got a huge hit _
[F#] I guess it doesn't pay [B] off to be an adult
Maybe [E] we should grow up, do all that [B] grown up stuff
[F#] I say yes, what the heck
Just wait till Zayn [E] sees what one he do next _ _
[F#] Maybe we all could [B] even [A] try having sex _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ [A] We're poor boys being bad
Gonna [F#m] stay up late, [E] gonna play grab-ass
We got [A] guns, drugs, and face [F#m] tats
We're grown up being [A] bad
I don't understand, why isn't our video [F#m] blowing up like Zayn's?
[E] Everybody [A] hates Zayn, we're losing all our fans
[F#m]
Wow, you guys are real [A] fucking idiots
Oh, and by the way, this [E] isn't even a real tattoo
[A] _ 1D, more like dumb [F#m] D
_ [E] _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ We're grown [E] up being bad
[A] _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
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[B] _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
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_ Don't forget to get the original [E] song on iTunes
You gotta help out Zayn since he left 1D
He needs some help, actually, [F#] that's totally wrong, he's crushing [B] it
You can get this song on iTunes as well
The [E] link is up here or down here
Do your shit and download that shit
The [F#] winner of the Facebook Glider giveaway contest
Name [E] is right here
Congratulations, we finally [F#] announced it
It took a while [B] for the new model to come out, but it's here
[C#m] God damn, it's like an airplane [C#] festival out [B] there
Also, the winner of those huge shoes from my work parody's [C#] Instagram username [B] is right here
[E] Congrats, this time we are giving [E] away this jacket from the [F#] video that I wore
Basically, the whole time, all you gotta do for your chance to win is follow me on Instagram
[E] At Mark Baker _
_ _ Oops, la la [F#] la, sorry
Until [B] _ _ next time guys, [E] I gotta get ready to say no to every single man in the entire [B] world
Because I think [F#] I'm just the hottest shit in the entire universe
AKA, [E] no is next Peace