Chords for Maroon 5 - "Sugar" PARODY

[Bbm] December 6, 2014, [Bb] gonna drive across LA, hit as many weddings as we can, and shoot the
most narcissistic, self-loving music video [Bbm] ever made.
It's gonna [Db] be awesome. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Ebm] _ _ _ _ [Db] _ _ _
_ [Gb] _ I'm Adam [Bbm] Levine, I'm a huge star.
[Ebm] _ These are my [Db] bandmates, no one cares who we are.
[Gb] We all got dressed [Bbm] up, put on nice clothes, [Ebm] to make the world's [Db] most self-loving video,
[Gb] yeah.
My girl needs attention [Bbm] so much, so me and my room fat just [Ebm] show up.
You can't sleep, we're invited [Db] to play.
Go [Gb] to sleep.
We'll just plug all our [Bbm] instruments in, in the middle of your [Ebm] reception.
We'll catch the beat, we'll win [Db] your big _ day.
[Gb] You're so _ [Bbm] nothing, _ [Ebm] cause you can't just see us play [Db] for free. _
[Gb] Your boobs are [Bbm] _ wedging.
[Ebm] Make it stop, your voice is so [Db] piercing. _
I [Gb] want you to get out of [Bbm] here and make it quick.
[Ebm] You've disfigured my [Db] daughter's face, you prick.
[Gb] That went great, _ [Bbm] indeed. _
Now let's [Ebm] go on to the next [Db] wedding. _ _
_ [Gb] _ All of our songs [Bbm] sound exactly the same.
[Ebm] _ This one is no [Db] exception, it's dead and lame.
[Gb] _ We're only [Bbm] famous cause chicks think he's hot.
[Ebm] _ If you think it's [Db] cause our music's good, it's not.
[Gb] My radio plays us [Bbm] constantly, my face is always [Ebm] on TV,
so there's really no way [Db] to escape.
Do [Gb] not move, this'll be the best day [Bbm] of their lives.
Not because I've [Ab] become [Ebm] man and wife, but because I've seen me [Db] drop the _ drapes.
[Gb] I'm here, [Bbm] you're blessed, and [Ebm] you have your way with my [Db] princess. _ _
_ _ [Gb] This song [Bbm] is so bad, that it's [Ebm] making us all puke [Db] and crap. _
Okay [Gb] boys, we've made it [Bbm] today, it's [Ebm] time to go.
Thank you, we've let you [Db] enjoy the show.
It's a one [Gb] hell_
_ [Bbm] _ _ _
[Ebm] Night one.
One city, not [Db] galoshes. _
Here _ come some [Bbm] female fans, they wanna take some pics.
Ew dude, get off of [Db] me.
Who the hell are these suited dicks?
I'm such a sexy [Bbm] maid, women cannot [Ebm] resist.
Tiffany, tase [Db] his ass.
That's what you get for the [Gb] duck lips.
Now let's drop the final [Bbm] drape, and blow everyone [Ebm] away.
Chicks gonna lose their [Db] shit.
They won't believe it's really [Gb] Adam.
_ _ _ [Bbm] Loving.
Yes, that's [Ebm] why I can roll his [Db] willy, me. _
No [Gb] god _ _ [Bbm] dang it, everybody.
[Ebm] _ _ _ [Db] _ _ _
Boys we're totally feeling [Bbm] sadly alright.
[Ebm] We've killed like everyone [Db] here tonight.
[Gb] They are _ [Bbm] loving, _ so why [Ebm] isn't anyone [Db] clapping? _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Now to breaking news, we've just learned that 20 people are dead,
and another 50 have been injured in what some are calling
the Maroon 5 wedding day massacre.
Seems the former sexiest man alive just can't stay [E] away from the ladies.
[Db] Only this time, [Bm] he set his sights on the married [E] ones.
The [A] Maroon 5 [B] frontman apparently came to the conclusion that
[A] surprising wedding [Bm] goers with his band's music would make their [A] day,
but instead his [B] abnormally high pitched voice ruined their lives.
We've obtained exclusive video from one of the receptions,
and we want to warn you, this video contains some graphic content.
[Bb] [Db] Good [Ebm] morning, my name is Maroon [Db]
5.
_ _ [Gb] _ _ Wow, that is some mind [B] blowing footage.
Adam Levine and Moron 5, excuse me, Maroon 5,
are currently in custody on charges of musical terrorism.
We'll have more on this horrific story as it develops.
_ _ Did you guys see him on the Oscars?
_ [Gb] Yo _ guys, thanks for [Bbm] watching my [Ab] sugar [Ebm] parody.
If you want to see the rest of my parodies, click [Db] this box right over here,
or click the [Gb] link in the description.
Special thanks to [Bbm] Roman Atwood and Brit [Ebm] for putting glass in their face in this video.
[Db] Check out their channel, click [Gb] right up here.
They got a behind the scenes [Bbm] exclusive vlog from the shoot.
[Eb] You're not going to want to miss it, so go [Db] subscribe now.
Also thanks to Alex [Gb] Farnham and Sam Macaroni for being in the band.
[Bbm] Go check out [Ebm] Sam's new video, it's a Knight Rider parody, click space.
You can [Db] get the original song on iTunes, click the [Gb] link down below. _
[Bbm] Support Maroon 5, even though they're [Ebm] 6.
And don't forget to [Db] get this song on iTunes by clicking the link right above my head,
[Gb] or the link in the description box.
[Bbm] So the winner of those headphones [Ebm] from last video's Instagram [Db] username is right here, congratulations.
This time, we [Gb] are giving away a [Bbm] brand new guitar from [Ebm] the video
that one of the bandmates [Db] was whipping his Wilson all [Gb] over.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
All you gotta do for [Bbm] your chance to win is follow me on Instagram,
[Ebm] at Mark Baker, when it will be [Db] announced at the end of my next parody.
_ [Gb] Now that's some hard [Gbm] wood.
[Bbm] Until next time [Ebm] guys, let me just leave you with [B] a little song.
_ If you're having your [G] wedding, _ [A] _
don't invite Adam.
_ He'll ruin it all, [G]
with [A] his bird-like voice.
[B] _ He'll make you moist down below,
and not where it counts, [G] where it shouldn't go.