Chords for MAGIC! - "Rude" PARODY

[F#] _ _ I have [G#] a girl, she is my [C#] girlfriend
_ _ [A#m] But she don't know [F#] who
_ Save her [G#] a place, here in [C#] my bed
_ [A#m] I wear her [F#] shrine rules
_ Check her [G#] account, to see where [C#] she's been
_ [A#m] Twitter, Snapchat, _ [F#] Facebook
Her car's at [G#] her house, so she [C#] must be in
_ _ [A#m] _ I'm _ [F#] your daughter's trucker, can [G#] I make my wife [C#] say yes?
Slow [A#m] to hell, asshole!
Crappy [F#] fake reggae one hit wonders aren't [G#] my daughter's type
Get [C#] the hell away from [A#m] my house, [F#] psycho!
_ _ OMG, [G#] her dad's so [C#] rude
_ [A#m] Creepy stuff is half right, fool
[F#] _ There's nothing [G#] that he can [C#] do
_ His [A#m] daughter is gonna marry me
[F#] She'll be my girl, [G#] it is our destiny
[C#] I'll be her world, [A#m] and she'll always obey [F#] me
Did that weird guy [G#] just say that he's stalking me?
[C#] _ He should really [A#] [C#] use sham, _ _ fool
_ [G#] _ _ _
The [C#] _ _ _ [A#m] _ _ _
_ [F#] _ _ drum [G#] maker, accent in [C#] my voice
_ [A#m] Is totally [F#] fake
But my [G#] love's real, and she has [C#] no choice
_ [A#m] She will be my life [F#] mate
_ Her [C#] family's so [D#m]
hungry
_ [C#] Waiting for [A#m] the guy from down [F#] _ _ midnight
I was still [G#] in clothing
_ _ [C#] This time I'll [A#m] surely get through [F#] the door
Did you order a large [G#] pepperoni deep dish?
[C#] I did, yes thanks, I [A#m] paid on the phone
Let me [F#] put it on the table for you
[G#] No, just give me it, [C#] hey wait, are you?
[A#m] Zachary from FIFA
[F#] _ Don't come back [G#] or you'll be screwed
[C#] _ I'm calling [A#m] the cops on [F#] you
Just one sec [G#] before you do
[C#] _ _ Can [A#m] I at least smell your panties, babe?
[F#] Come near my girl [G#] and you'll get an ass kicking
[C#] You can't fight [A#m] fate, we're meant to be [C#]
family
[F#] If you come [C#] back, [G#] I will fill you full of lead
[C#] _ How the hell [A#m] did I get nude?
[F#] I call on the spirits to [G#] make her my wife
[C#] Hey check it out, it's [A#m] Bob Marley's ghost
[F#] Promise no more lame fake reggae songs [G#] the rest of your life
And [C#] I'll grant your [Fm] wish
[A#m] I swear I'm a [F#] soul
A time that [C#] changes soul [G#] meant food
[C#] With my [A#m] magic Marley too
[F#] _ My daughter [G#] is all yours [C#] dude
_ Does [A#m] anyone have a piece of cake?
[F#] I now pronounce [G#] you Thugger and Socky
[C#] You may now kiss [A#m] the bridal [C#] of the sea
[F#] Hold up you freak, [G#] there's one thing before you kiss [C#] me
I [A#] am actually [C#] a [N] dude _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] David Copperfield?
That's right, and now for my greatest magic trick of all time
I'll make an [C] extremely annoying one hit wonderband
[D] _ Disappear!
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ Now that's what I call magic, man
[N] _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ [C#] _ _ _ _ _ [A#m] _
Special [F#] thanks to Brittany Furlan for being in [G#] this video
If you are not subscribed to [Fm] her channel, click her face up top
She's got a [A#m] great channel, it's hilarious, [F#] she's the funniest girl, she's got a huge tit
[G#] Also don't forget to check out [C#] Alex, Omar, Romeo and Sam's channels
Click their faces [A#m] right over here
Don't forget to [F#] get the original song [G#] on iTunes, support the artist, [C#] jerk
You can get this song [A#m] on iTunes by clicking the link right above my head
[F#] Or the link in the description box
[G#] Add me on Snapchat, _ [C#] realbartbaker, _ _ [A#m] dickpicscentral
So the winner of that [F#] jersey from last video's Twitter username is [G#] right here, congrats!
This time we are giving away [A#m] this beanie I wore in the video [F#] and this one as well
[G#] All you gotta do for your chance to win, tweet this video with the [C#] hashtag
BartBaker's [F#] Rude Parody
The winner will be announced at the end of my next video
[G#] You can check out my second channel, the [C#] link is down below, youtube.com slash [Fm] bart
Great stuff, very [G#] intimate
Until next [C#] time guys, I gotta [Fm] break free of this end slate if you know what I'm saying
Wink wink, ha ha, get it?
[F#] That's the next parody, keep your [G#] balls peeled _