Drake - "Hotline Bling" PARODY Chords

_ _ _ _ I used to have a girlfriend
_ _ _ [G] Then she saw my dad
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ Yeah
_ _ [Ebm] _ My [Bb] girlfriend left me.
I'm so alone
_ _ Now [Am] she's up there
_ _ _ _ She [Bb] should be sad at home
_ _ _ How [Am] does she live?
_ _ _ _ I'm so depressed [Dm] my phone won't ring
_ _ _ She [Am] always used to call me
_ _ Is [Dm] it because my breast stinks
_ _ _ Or [A] all of my stupid [Am] memes
This isn't especially [Dm]
the move
_ Now it looks like I'm [Am] pushing something down
My sweatshirts gotta [Dm] draw in nothing out.
I get away with [Am] that fashion somehow
Hey, baby, you can bet [Dm] off me, dude
_ You're the one who's left town.
You love me here
You could have had me [C] you chose your career
_ So wipe away your [D] fake-ass whiny tears
[F] _ This music [Bb] sounds like when you are old
_ _ Wait [Am] until someone
_ Pissed off.
You're [Bb] a thief to do stall
_ _ the [Am] beat from drum song
Chug-chug, I'm the [Bb] blackmail Taylor Swift
_ _ _ writing [Am] songs of bad exit
_ _ _ Dancing [Dm] like I'm karate
_ _ _ Who [Am] wants to be my first place?
_ Ever since I quit [Bb] the grassy I've tried to
_ Make people [Am] forget I'm an actor
_ _ They sent me [Dm] as a legit rapper
_ _ I've tried real hard [Am] to act much like a
Yes, that's why you got a [Bb] ghostwriter, dude
_ _ You're a fraud.
That's why [Am] I got me now
Said you were first in [C] line.
I took your spot
By the way, your ex [D] is also on my job
Ha [Bb] this cannot be happening.
Hell no.
_ _ I
Thought [Am] you needed my love
Screw [Bb] you and OVO what?
_ That's it.
[Am] Now.
I am charged.
Oh
[Dm] What the hell is happening?
[Dm] _ _ _ He's [Am] having a meme fury
_ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _
_ _ _ _ _ Sorry, [Am] but you're not leaving
_ [Eb] _ _ _ _
Now it's time for more bad dancing _ _ _
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[G] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
_ _ This is Steve.
How can I help you?
Oh shit
_ Hello.
Guess I'm here.
Hello.
Yes.
How may I help you sir?
Oh my god
How long was I in a hole for I think I was starting to hallucinate not more than 18 hours, sir
Now, how may I help you?
Okay.
Yes, so I think so
Is wrong with my service
That sir.
My girl always used to call me on my cell phone late night when [Ab] she needed
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ Only something ain't right
Oh, let's see here
_ [C] _ _ No, [Eb] everything's perfectly fine.
Did you ever stop to consider that?
Maybe she's [Bb] just not calling you
I know way
_ _ She wouldn't do [G] that to drink
_ Please check again better.
[Eb] I'm gonna have to place you on [E] hold wait, wait _ _
_ _ Somebody just [Em] stapled my balls together
_ _ _ [B] _ No, no, [Dm] no
_ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _
_ _ _ _ Yo guys, thanks for watching my hotline bling parody
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_ Ariana Grande