Chords for Taylor Swift - "Wildest Dreams" PARODY

[B] _ _ _ _ _ [Ebm] _ _ _
[Db] _ _ _ _ _ _ My [B] ex-boyfriends all [Abm] hate [Ebm] me now.
They think I [Db] was crazy and [Ebm] dick [Db] them around
I [B] can't stand that they think [Ebm] about me as a [Db] bad girlfriend
_ So guess I gotta take [B] them out.
How dare they?
I'll dump [Gb] Taylor Swift
[Bbm] And not me.
Remember me is perfect.
[B] They must pay the price
And I won't rest [Db] until they all are dead
[Gb] Hey John remember [Db] me?
Sure Taylor [Abm] we dated [B] before I met Katie.
Since [Gb] I break a baby [Db] scream
_ I'll return [Abm] the favor.
Go to [B] hell John Mayer _
[Gb] _ _ That's what [Db] _ screams _
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[Gb] Rest _ in peace _
[Abm] _ _ _ [B] Rest in peace _ _ _
_ _ [Ebm] _ _ _ Rest in peace
I _
[B] invited Joe Jonas to [Ebm] my tent
Yeah, I [Db] used to date him back when he still had hits.
It's [B] not fair my career's gone [Ebm] to shit
God, I [Db] hate my brother
_ Well, he's the one with [B] Devlin.
Why would you [Ebm] say something so [Db] cruel?
No, please stop.
What the hell did I do?
[B] You broke up with [Ebm] me over the phone and left [Bb] me on _ _ _ _
[Gb] Now I am on a [Db] plane
So they [Abm] will be killing one more [B] exit chillin, huh?
[Gb] What are you doing?
[Db] Hey?
I'm [Abm] hitting this button.
No, I'm [B] gonna jump.
It's [Gb] my
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[Abm] _ _ _ _ [B] Taylor _ _
_ [Gb] _ [Db] hello Harry
I've come [B] to say bye.
Bye cuz you're about to die what [Gb] I'm just going [Db] to space
There's been [B] a change of plans cuz I'm killing _ X's in
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[B] _ What's [Gb] like you _
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_ _ _ _ Calvin you want to meet Calvin not this time _
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Are _ _ you okay?
You were saying some strange things in your sleep, baby.
I was just having a wild dream.
I can't tell
_ Go back to sleep.
Everything's fine
_ _ _ Good night, sweetheart.
Good night.
_ _ Sleep tight. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Oh _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ [Cm] _ _ Hmm
Yo guys, thanks for watching my [Db] wildest dreams parody [Ab] huge announcement if you did not know [Eb] already
I am doing a glider [Db] giveaway.
Yes
I am giving away one of [Fm] these bad boys and all you got to do [Eb] is follow me on Instagram snapchat and follow glider on
[Db] Instagram as well.
The directions are [Ab] down below.
You are not [Eb] gonna want to miss out on this _
You can check out the [Db] rest of my parodies by clicking [Fm] the link down below or click [Eb] in this box right over here
Huge thanks to Jack and [Db] Alex for being in this video.
[Fm] Click their beautiful faces over [Ab] there to check out their [Eb] channels
_ _ _ [Ab] _ _ Don't forget to get the [Eb] original song on iTunes [Bbm] don't be a jerk the links down [Db] below
Also, you can get this song and [Ab] iTunes the link is down below as well or it's right [Eb] above my head
Click clock click clock with that [Bbm] click clock.
Go click click [Db] click
So the winner that denim [Ab] jacket from last videos [Eb] Instagram username is right here
[Bbm] _ Congratulations [Db] this time we are giving away [Ab] the wig.
I wore [Eb] the whole video is Taylor Swift
[Bbm] This is the best [Db] memorabilia you'll ever find from the internet
It even comes with this beautiful head so you don't have to wear it
You can just [Fm] display it in your room
All you [Eb] gotta do for your chance to win is follow me on instagram at Bart [Db] Baker.
The link is down below
Yeah, get out [Fm] of here t-slip
_ _ [Eb] _ _ Until next time guys focus on me because [Db] this is important
Don't go near any [Fm] Thai massage parlors
Or you [Eb] might end up getting a bunch of bullshit rumors made out about you getting [Db] j-owed by a Thai girl
So [Fm] be careful whoo Calvin sue them all peace
_ [N] _