Chords for Sia - “Big Girls Cry” PARODY

[D] _ [Gm] _ [F] _ [Bb] _ [C] _ _ [Gm] _ [D] _
_ [G] _ [F] _ [Bb] [C] This song [G] is so [D] slow and dumb
[Gm] That [F] [Bb] Maddie [C] is [G] eating her face [D] up
[G] She was on that show Dancing [D] Mom
[Bb] I _ [C] won't [Gm] suck my thumb
[Bb] To [Dm] _ _ [C] _ _ [Am] be [Bb] in, _ [Dm] you just [A] keep being a freak _
[Bb] My [C] dance talent [Am] is going [Bb] to waste
All you [C] let me [Am] do is touch [Bb] my face
Touching [C] your face like that [Am] causes [Bb] acne
I [C] suggest that you [Am] use [Bb] Proactiv _
That's how [C] I stay so [Am] damn [Bb] attractive
Get [C] lost loving [Am] your ego's [Bb] _
[Dm] message
[G] No [F] [Bb] one [C] [G] can [D] figure [Gm] out what [G] I am [C] saying
In [G] these lame lyrics
[Dm] [G] Sound [F] [C] like [Gm] I'm wrong
I should get [D] right [Gm] [F] by [Bb] my [C] eyes
[G] _ [Bb] We're watching this at [Dm] home
And we [C] would like to [Am] know
If [Bb] Maddie [Dm] gets naked
By the [A] end we wanna say
[Bb] Oh no [C] the cops are [Am] here let's [Bb] book it
Maddie [C] call me [Am] here are my [Bb] digits _
Sick [C] of being [Am] in her [Bb] sphincter
So [C] it's time [Am] to be [Bb] escaping _
I'm [C] afraid that [Am] you will be [Bb] staying _
Don't [C] forget how [Am] much cash I'm [Bb] making
I do [C] not _ [Am] _ _ [Bb] _ _
see [C] as mean and [Am] she is a [Bb] dummy _
I'm [C] sick of being [Am] her [Bb] manini
I [C] cannot keep [Am] up with this [Bb] chasing _
These [C] martinis [Am] have got me [Bb] wasted
Now I [C] can't escape [Am] your [Bb] mistaken _
_ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] Oh my [C] god is he [Am] as really [Bb] to pass
I ain't [C] really there [Am] I just [Bb] faked it
I've been [C] hiding as a [Am] weird female [Bb] singer _
Been I [C] used you to [Am] throw people [Bb] off
I _ [C] always wanted [Am] to make [Bb] pop songs
But my [C] producers [Am] said that was [Bb] wrong
[C] _ _ _ [Am] _ _ [G] _ _ _
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_ [G] _ _ [C] _ [Gm] _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ Click the [C] link down below in the description [Am] box
Down here where my [Bb] fingers go
Buh buh buh buh
[Am] Huge thanks to Batch for [Bb] playing Tupac in this video
And also thank you to [Am] Alex Farnham and Sam Macaroni
For being creepy weirdos
[Bb] You can click all their faces over here
To check out [C] their channels and sub me
Don't [Am] forget to get the original song [Bb] on iTunes guys
Don't be jerks
[C] Also you can get this song on iTunes
Just click the link [Am] right above my head
Or the link down below in [Bb] the description box
Very cool to listen to while you're flipping your wing around
At the chicken hunt
If you did not know
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In the morning
[C] If you don't click a like
So [Bb] the winner of Harry Styles hat Snapchat [Dm] username
Is [A] right here
Congratulations you little snap star [Bb] This time
We're gonna [C] give away that thing
[Am] This time we are [Bb] giving away the wig
That I wore the entire [C] video
It [Am] is the main [Bb] prop
The heart and soul
Of all the Sia [C] parodies
That [Am] we've done
So that would be two of them
[Bb] Amazing ideas come to you when you wear this [C] wig
All you gotta do is follow me on [Bb] Snapchat
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Go at me right now if you want this [C] golden [Am] sunshine wig
[Bb] Until next time guys
Happy Mother's Day
[Am] If you didn't know today is Mother's Day
[Bb] The day I uploaded this video is [G] Mother's Day
If you got [F] a mommy
Sit [C] around with her and hold her hand
Both of her hands with one [Eb] of your hands
And watch [F] the video together
And [C] after it's finished
Kiss her on the lips
[Gm] Give her a good old fashioned [F] daughter son [C] kiss
For Mother's Day
What else would be better [G] than a fun parody
Some [Bb] lip locking And [C] hey
Don't forget to give her the old rose
Because [Bb] mommy love them