Chords for Your Favorite Martian-Booty Store
Tempo:
101.95 bpm
Chords used:
B
Bm
E
D
A
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[B] Booty, [E] booty, this [B] store sells booty.
Booty, booty, this store sells booty.
Make that ass clap!
Girl, you got class and you lookin' so [E] fine, but you need a better [B] ass as I follow behind.
You gotta go to Walmart and get a new [E] getup or you can pay us.
We'll make your booty look [Bm] better, cause this store sells brand new [E] asses.
From the [Bm] manufacturer straight to the masses.
So, if your booty's flat, we'll take it [E] back, give you a new ass and you'll [Bm] make it clap like
[F#]
Double D's in the front and the back.
You'll redefine what it means to have a fanny pack.
And everybody will stare [E] and they'll gawk astounded.
We'll give you an ass so big you gotta walk around it.
You can have knowledge, self-esteem and clap, [F] but who needs all that when you [Bm] got a nice ass?
Girl, you need a [D] new set of butt cheeks [F#m] and I think we can [Bm] help you out.
We got a [D] store full of junk for your [B] trunk and baby, [Bm] without a doubt.
You could [D] improve your [A] personality, but who the [Bm] hell wants that?
When you can find your self-esteem in the [B] form of a brand new ass.
Everybody say, booty, booty, [E] booty.
This [B] store sells booty, booty, booty.
This store sells booty.
Make that ass clap.
Come on ladies, come on down, we got some [Bm] asses on clearance.
You buy two butt cheeks, you get the third one free.
Ha ha.
We've got a [B] store full of [E] inventory, hook you up with a [B] new butt, end of story.
We got my humps, we got badonkadonk.
[E] We got bootylicious and junk in the [B] trunk.
The type of buff that rappers sing [E] of.
And if you're old school, [G] we got the bumps and a bump.
We got miles of booty, warehouse of [Em] booty, white girl booty that's [Bm] cute and smooty.
We got the ass of Kardashian.
[Gm] We got the Jennifer [B] Lopez, if that's your plan.
We [E] got the Shakira of the Beyonce.
We got the Matthew McConaughey.
Wait, what?
Our booty selection is second to none.
We'll even give an Asian a respectable butt.
[G] You can have knowledge, self-esteem and clout, but who needs all that when you [Bm] got a nice ass?
Girl, you need a [D] new set of butt cheeks, [A] and I think we can [Bm] help you out.
We got a [D] store full of junk for your [B] trunk and baby [Bm] without a doubt.
You could [D] improve your [A] personality, but who the [Bm] hell wants that?
When you could find your self-esteem [B] in the form of a brand new ass.
Everybody say, booty, [E] booty, booty.
This store [B] sells booty.
This booty.
Booty.
[F#] Booty.
This [B] store sells booty.
Make that ass clap.
[Bm] Come on, ladies, I can sell you a butt that'll make you look like the hoochies in the rap videos.
Doesn't every woman aspire to be like the hoochies in the rap videos?
Girl, we'll take your [E] booty and make it so when you shake it, everybody in the place [B] will pray for you to get naked.
[G] We got an abundance of asses, so [E] damn, they'll make a Catholic preacher say, God [B] damn.
And if you can't [Em] afford it, I'm sorry, friend.
You got a couple of asses in the [Bm] bargain bin.
You got a variety of [B] booty, and if you like them bizarre, [E] we can make you an ass that can play [B] guitar like.
[D] [B]
[D]
[F#] [C#] [E]
[F#m] [A] [E]
[Bm] Girl, you need a new set of butt cheeks, and I think we can help you out.
We got a store full of junk for your trunk and baby without a doubt.
You could improve your [B] personality, but who the hell [Bm] wants that?
When you could find your self-esteem [B] in the form of a brand new ass. Everybody sing.
Booty, booty, [E] booty, this store [B] sells booty.
Booty, booty, booty, this store sells booty.
Make that ass stop.
[Bm] So come on down, ladies.
Our booty store is [A] conveniently located right off the West Side Highway, right next to the Chuck [Bm] E.
Cheese.
Come on.
Let's do this.
Put that ass on layaway.
Girl, you need a [D] new set of butt cheeks, and I think we can [Bm] help you out.
We got a store full of junk for your trunk and baby without a doubt.
Booty, booty, this store sells booty.
Make that ass clap!
Girl, you got class and you lookin' so [E] fine, but you need a better [B] ass as I follow behind.
You gotta go to Walmart and get a new [E] getup or you can pay us.
We'll make your booty look [Bm] better, cause this store sells brand new [E] asses.
From the [Bm] manufacturer straight to the masses.
So, if your booty's flat, we'll take it [E] back, give you a new ass and you'll [Bm] make it clap like
[F#]
Double D's in the front and the back.
You'll redefine what it means to have a fanny pack.
And everybody will stare [E] and they'll gawk astounded.
We'll give you an ass so big you gotta walk around it.
You can have knowledge, self-esteem and clap, [F] but who needs all that when you [Bm] got a nice ass?
Girl, you need a [D] new set of butt cheeks [F#m] and I think we can [Bm] help you out.
We got a [D] store full of junk for your [B] trunk and baby, [Bm] without a doubt.
You could [D] improve your [A] personality, but who the [Bm] hell wants that?
When you can find your self-esteem in the [B] form of a brand new ass.
Everybody say, booty, booty, [E] booty.
This [B] store sells booty, booty, booty.
This store sells booty.
Make that ass clap.
Come on ladies, come on down, we got some [Bm] asses on clearance.
You buy two butt cheeks, you get the third one free.
Ha ha.
We've got a [B] store full of [E] inventory, hook you up with a [B] new butt, end of story.
We got my humps, we got badonkadonk.
[E] We got bootylicious and junk in the [B] trunk.
The type of buff that rappers sing [E] of.
And if you're old school, [G] we got the bumps and a bump.
We got miles of booty, warehouse of [Em] booty, white girl booty that's [Bm] cute and smooty.
We got the ass of Kardashian.
[Gm] We got the Jennifer [B] Lopez, if that's your plan.
We [E] got the Shakira of the Beyonce.
We got the Matthew McConaughey.
Wait, what?
Our booty selection is second to none.
We'll even give an Asian a respectable butt.
[G] You can have knowledge, self-esteem and clout, but who needs all that when you [Bm] got a nice ass?
Girl, you need a [D] new set of butt cheeks, [A] and I think we can [Bm] help you out.
We got a [D] store full of junk for your [B] trunk and baby [Bm] without a doubt.
You could [D] improve your [A] personality, but who the [Bm] hell wants that?
When you could find your self-esteem [B] in the form of a brand new ass.
Everybody say, booty, [E] booty, booty.
This store [B] sells booty.
This booty.
Booty.
[F#] Booty.
This [B] store sells booty.
Make that ass clap.
[Bm] Come on, ladies, I can sell you a butt that'll make you look like the hoochies in the rap videos.
Doesn't every woman aspire to be like the hoochies in the rap videos?
Girl, we'll take your [E] booty and make it so when you shake it, everybody in the place [B] will pray for you to get naked.
[G] We got an abundance of asses, so [E] damn, they'll make a Catholic preacher say, God [B] damn.
And if you can't [Em] afford it, I'm sorry, friend.
You got a couple of asses in the [Bm] bargain bin.
You got a variety of [B] booty, and if you like them bizarre, [E] we can make you an ass that can play [B] guitar like.
[D] [B]
[D]
[F#] [C#] [E]
[F#m] [A] [E]
[Bm] Girl, you need a new set of butt cheeks, and I think we can help you out.
We got a store full of junk for your trunk and baby without a doubt.
You could improve your [B] personality, but who the hell [Bm] wants that?
When you could find your self-esteem [B] in the form of a brand new ass. Everybody sing.
Booty, booty, [E] booty, this store [B] sells booty.
Booty, booty, booty, this store sells booty.
Make that ass stop.
[Bm] So come on down, ladies.
Our booty store is [A] conveniently located right off the West Side Highway, right next to the Chuck [Bm] E.
Cheese.
Come on.
Let's do this.
Put that ass on layaway.
Girl, you need a [D] new set of butt cheeks, and I think we can [Bm] help you out.
We got a store full of junk for your trunk and baby without a doubt.
Key:
B
Bm
E
D
A
B
Bm
E
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ Booty, [E] booty, this [B] store sells booty.
Booty, booty, this store sells booty.
Make that ass clap!
Girl, you got class and you lookin' so [E] fine, but you need a better [B] ass as I follow behind.
You gotta go to Walmart and get a new [E] getup or you can pay us.
We'll make your booty look [Bm] better, cause this store sells brand new [E] asses.
From the [Bm] manufacturer straight to the masses.
So, if your booty's flat, we'll take it [E] back, give you a new ass and you'll [Bm] make it clap like
_ _ _ _ _ [F#] _
Double D's in the front and the back.
You'll redefine what it means to have a fanny pack.
And everybody will stare [E] and they'll gawk astounded.
We'll give you an ass so big you gotta walk around it.
You can have knowledge, self-esteem and clap, [F] but who needs all that when you [Bm] got a nice ass?
Girl, you need a [D] new set of butt cheeks [F#m] and I think we can [Bm] help you out.
We got a [D] store full of junk for your [B] trunk and baby, [Bm] without a doubt.
You could [D] improve your [A] personality, but who the [Bm] hell wants that?
When you can find your self-esteem in the [B] form of a brand new ass.
Everybody say, booty, booty, [E] booty.
This [B] store sells booty, booty, booty.
This store sells booty.
Make that ass clap.
Come on ladies, come on down, we got some [Bm] asses on clearance.
You buy two butt cheeks, you get the third one free.
Ha ha.
We've got a [B] store full of [E] inventory, hook you up with a [B] new butt, end of story.
We got my humps, we got badonkadonk.
[E] We got bootylicious and junk in the [B] trunk.
The type of buff that rappers sing [E] of.
And if you're old school, [G] we got the bumps and a bump.
We got miles of booty, warehouse of [Em] booty, white girl booty that's [Bm] cute and smooty.
We got the ass of Kardashian.
[Gm] We got the Jennifer [B] Lopez, if that's your plan.
We [E] got the Shakira of the Beyonce.
We got the Matthew McConaughey.
Wait, what?
Our booty selection is second to none.
We'll even give an Asian a respectable butt.
[G] You can have knowledge, self-esteem and clout, but who needs all that when you [Bm] got a nice ass?
Girl, you need a [D] new set of butt cheeks, [A] and I think we can [Bm] help you out.
We got a [D] store full of junk for your [B] trunk and baby [Bm] without a doubt.
You could [D] improve your [A] personality, but who the [Bm] hell wants that?
When you could find your self-esteem [B] in the form of a brand new ass.
Everybody say, booty, [E] booty, booty.
This store [B] sells booty.
This booty.
Booty.
[F#] Booty.
This [B] store sells booty.
Make that ass clap.
[Bm] Come on, ladies, I can sell you a butt that'll make you look like the hoochies in the rap videos.
Doesn't every woman aspire to be like the hoochies in the rap videos?
Girl, we'll take your [E] booty and make it so when you shake it, everybody in the place [B] will pray for you to get naked.
[G] We got an abundance of asses, so [E] damn, they'll make a Catholic preacher say, God [B] damn.
And if you can't [Em] afford it, I'm sorry, friend.
You got a couple of asses in the [Bm] bargain bin.
You got a variety of [B] booty, and if you like them bizarre, [E] we can make you an ass that can play [B] guitar like.
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[F#] _ _ [C#] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
_ [F#m] _ _ _ [A] _ _ [E] _
[Bm] Girl, you need a new set of butt cheeks, and I think we can help you out.
We got a store full of junk for your trunk and baby without a doubt.
You could improve your [B] personality, but who the hell [Bm] wants that?
When you could find your self-esteem [B] in the form of a brand new ass. Everybody sing.
Booty, booty, [E] booty, this store [B] sells booty.
Booty, booty, booty, this store sells booty.
Make that ass stop.
[Bm] So come on down, ladies.
Our booty store is [A] conveniently located right off the West Side Highway, right next to the Chuck [Bm] E.
Cheese.
Come on.
Let's do this.
Put that ass on layaway. _
Girl, you need a [D] new set of butt cheeks, and I think we can [Bm] help you out.
We got a store full of junk for your trunk and baby without a doubt.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ Booty, [E] booty, this [B] store sells booty.
Booty, booty, this store sells booty.
Make that ass clap!
Girl, you got class and you lookin' so [E] fine, but you need a better [B] ass as I follow behind.
You gotta go to Walmart and get a new [E] getup or you can pay us.
We'll make your booty look [Bm] better, cause this store sells brand new [E] asses.
From the [Bm] manufacturer straight to the masses.
So, if your booty's flat, we'll take it [E] back, give you a new ass and you'll [Bm] make it clap like
_ _ _ _ _ [F#] _
Double D's in the front and the back.
You'll redefine what it means to have a fanny pack.
And everybody will stare [E] and they'll gawk astounded.
We'll give you an ass so big you gotta walk around it.
You can have knowledge, self-esteem and clap, [F] but who needs all that when you [Bm] got a nice ass?
Girl, you need a [D] new set of butt cheeks [F#m] and I think we can [Bm] help you out.
We got a [D] store full of junk for your [B] trunk and baby, [Bm] without a doubt.
You could [D] improve your [A] personality, but who the [Bm] hell wants that?
When you can find your self-esteem in the [B] form of a brand new ass.
Everybody say, booty, booty, [E] booty.
This [B] store sells booty, booty, booty.
This store sells booty.
Make that ass clap.
Come on ladies, come on down, we got some [Bm] asses on clearance.
You buy two butt cheeks, you get the third one free.
Ha ha.
We've got a [B] store full of [E] inventory, hook you up with a [B] new butt, end of story.
We got my humps, we got badonkadonk.
[E] We got bootylicious and junk in the [B] trunk.
The type of buff that rappers sing [E] of.
And if you're old school, [G] we got the bumps and a bump.
We got miles of booty, warehouse of [Em] booty, white girl booty that's [Bm] cute and smooty.
We got the ass of Kardashian.
[Gm] We got the Jennifer [B] Lopez, if that's your plan.
We [E] got the Shakira of the Beyonce.
We got the Matthew McConaughey.
Wait, what?
Our booty selection is second to none.
We'll even give an Asian a respectable butt.
[G] You can have knowledge, self-esteem and clout, but who needs all that when you [Bm] got a nice ass?
Girl, you need a [D] new set of butt cheeks, [A] and I think we can [Bm] help you out.
We got a [D] store full of junk for your [B] trunk and baby [Bm] without a doubt.
You could [D] improve your [A] personality, but who the [Bm] hell wants that?
When you could find your self-esteem [B] in the form of a brand new ass.
Everybody say, booty, [E] booty, booty.
This store [B] sells booty.
This booty.
Booty.
[F#] Booty.
This [B] store sells booty.
Make that ass clap.
[Bm] Come on, ladies, I can sell you a butt that'll make you look like the hoochies in the rap videos.
Doesn't every woman aspire to be like the hoochies in the rap videos?
Girl, we'll take your [E] booty and make it so when you shake it, everybody in the place [B] will pray for you to get naked.
[G] We got an abundance of asses, so [E] damn, they'll make a Catholic preacher say, God [B] damn.
And if you can't [Em] afford it, I'm sorry, friend.
You got a couple of asses in the [Bm] bargain bin.
You got a variety of [B] booty, and if you like them bizarre, [E] we can make you an ass that can play [B] guitar like.
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[F#] _ _ [C#] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
_ [F#m] _ _ _ [A] _ _ [E] _
[Bm] Girl, you need a new set of butt cheeks, and I think we can help you out.
We got a store full of junk for your trunk and baby without a doubt.
You could improve your [B] personality, but who the hell [Bm] wants that?
When you could find your self-esteem [B] in the form of a brand new ass. Everybody sing.
Booty, booty, [E] booty, this store [B] sells booty.
Booty, booty, booty, this store sells booty.
Make that ass stop.
[Bm] So come on down, ladies.
Our booty store is [A] conveniently located right off the West Side Highway, right next to the Chuck [Bm] E.
Cheese.
Come on.
Let's do this.
Put that ass on layaway. _
Girl, you need a [D] new set of butt cheeks, and I think we can [Bm] help you out.
We got a store full of junk for your trunk and baby without a doubt.