Chords for Booty Store

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[B] _ Booty, booty, [E] booty, this store [B] sells booty. _
_ Booty, booty, booty, [Em] this store [B] sells booty.
Make that ass clap!
Girl, you got class and you lookin' so fine, [E] but you need a better ass as I follow behind.
You gotta go to Walmart and get a new getup [E] or you can pay us.
We'll make your booty look better, [B] cause this store sells brand new asses.
[E] From the manufacturers [B] straight to the masses.
[G] So, if your booty's flat, we'll take it back, [E] give you a new ass and you'll make it clap like
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Double D's in the front and the back.
You'll redefine what it means to have a fanny pack.
Everybody will stare and they'll gawk [F#] astounded.
We'll give you an ass so big you gotta walk around it.
You can have knowledge, [Bm] self-esteem and class, but who needs all that when you got a nice ass?
Girl, you need a new [D] set of butt cheeks and [F#m] I think we can help you [B] out.
We got a store full [D] of junk when you're drunk [A] and baby, without [Bm] a doubt.
You could improve [D] your personality, [A] but who the hell [B] wants that?
When [D] you could find yourself as named [B] in the form of a whole new ass.
Everybody say, booty, booty, [E] booty.
This store [B] sells booty, booty, booty.
[E] This store [B] sells booty.
Come _ [N] on ladies, come on down.
We got some asses [Bm] on clearance.
You buy two butt cheeks, [F#] you get the third one [G] free.
Ha ha.
We've got a store full of inventory, [E] hook you up with a new [B] butt, end of story.
We [Em] got my humps, we got badonkadonk.
We got bootylicious and junk in the trunk.
The type of butt that rappers sing of.
[E] And if you're old school, we [G] got the bumps and a bump.
We got miles of booty, warehouse of [E] booty.
White girl booty that's cute [B] and fruity.
We got the ass [A] of Kardashian.
We got the Jennifer Lopez [B] if that's your plan.
We got [F#] the Shakira of the Beyonce.
We [G] got the Matthew McConaughey.
Wait, what?
Our booty selection is second [E] to none.
We'll even give an Asian a [G] respectable butt.
You can have knowledge, self-esteem and class, but [E] who [Bm] needs all that when you got a nice ass?
Girl you need a new [D] set of butt cheeks [A] and I think we can help [Bm] you out.
We [D] got a store full of junk in your trunk [A] and baby bits are [Bm] out of stock.
You could improve [D] your [A] personality, but who the hell [B] wants that?
When [D] you can find your self-esteem [B] in the form of a whole new ass.
Everybody say, booty, [E] booty.
This store [B] sells booty.
Butt cheeks, booty, [Em] booty.
This store [B] sells booty.
Make that ass clap.
Come [Bm] on ladies, I can sell you a butt that'll make you look like the hoochies in the rap videos.
Doesn't every woman aspire to be like the hoochies in the rap videos?
Girl we'll take your [E] booty and make it so when you shake it, everybody in the place [B] will pray for you to get naked.
[E] We got an abundance of asses so tan it'll make a Catholic preacher [F] say, God damn.
And if [B] you can't afford it, I'm sorry friend, we [E] got a couple of asses in the bargain bin.
We got a [G] variety of booty if you like them bizarre, [Em] we can make you an ass that can play guitar like.
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Girl you need a new set of butt cheeks and I think we can help you out.
We got a store full of junk in your [F#] trunk and baby bits are out of stock.
You could improve [D] your [B] personality, but who the [Bm] hell wants that?
When you can find your self-esteem [B] in the form of a whole new ass.
Everybody say, booty, booty.
[E] This store [B] sells booty.
This store sells booty.
[Em] This store sells booty.
Make that ass [Bm] wet.
_ So come on down ladies.
Our booty store is conveniently located right off [B] the west side highway right next to the Chuck E Cheese.
Come on, let's do this.
Put that ass on layaway. _