Chords for The Lancashire Hotpots - Kebablishment

_ _ [F] _ Come on ladies and gentlemen, you'll know this one.
_ That greasy, greasy, greasy fingers.
When the pubs have [Bb] finished serving
And [G] the nightclubs [C] have all closed
[Bb] You're gonna get [F] the munchies
[G] Here's something I [C] propose
_ [F] There's only one [Bb] solution
_ [G] What is it? You [C] enquire
You [Bb] want something [C] that looks [Fm] like an [D] elephant's leg
[G] Dripping fat [C] round an old [F] gas fire
[C] _ [F] Oh, Donner Kebab [A] Donner Kebab
[Dm] The best meal [A] at [Bb] 3am I've ever had
[F] Give me a pizza, [A] bread, salad of course
[Dm] Fill it with Donner [C] meat, hot chilli sauce
[A] When you've [Dm] finished drinking
And [G] you're waiting for [C] your cab
You [Bb] must visit [C] the [Fm] land of leather
[D] _ [G] And get [C] a Donner [F] Kebab
[C] Now [F] the fat is [Bb] dripping down your chin
[G] That chilli sauce has [C] a kick
_ [Bb] You just can't beat [F] that mystery meat
[G] _ _ Salmonella on [C] a stick
_ [F] It's taking you ages [Bb] to eat it
Cos [G] you're drunk and you're in such [C] a state
And [Bb] we all [C] truly savour [F] the delicious [D] flavour
[G] Of meat that's [C] been cooking [F] since _
[C] 2008
Oh, [F] Donner Kebab [A] Donner Kebab
[Dm] The best meal [A] at [Bb] 3am I've ever had
[F] Give me a pizza, [A] bread, salad of course
[Dm] Fill it with Donner [C] meat, hot chilli sauce
[A] When you've [Dm] finished drinking
[A] And [G] you're waiting for [C] your cab
You [Bb] must visit [C] the land [F] of [D] leather
_ [G] Kebab, [C] Kebab, [F] Kebab
_ Kebab
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