Keys Wallet Phone Chords by The Lancashire Hotpots

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_ _ _ [D] You know how it [C] goes on Saturday night, [D] your drinks are flowing fine
[C] Pulse scratching's [E] milder pickled egg, [D] Portland lost its [G] fatale
Let's get these [C] drunken head for one, [G] Jean's lost control of her knees
[C] And as I get to [G] Ruddy Door I [D] realise, I've lost me keys
Oh, _ there's a famous [C] phrase in life, you're sure [D] that you can sing with me
[C] It isn't hard [G] to earn a [D] toll and when you do [G] you'll see
Three simple words [C] to say out loud [G] before you [B] head for Rome
_ [C] Keys, wallet, _ [G] phone
_ _ _ _ _ A restaurant, [C] the perfect place [G] for me [D] to treat the wife
[C] You choose the wine, [D] I'm having stout
I can't have [G] dropped me knife
And after four [C] chocolate mints I [D] say, no, I'm paying for it
[C] And then I go and realise, [D] no I'm not, because I've lost me wallet
Oh, _ there's a famous [C] phrase in life, you're [D] sure that you can sing with me
[C] It isn't [G] hard to earn a [D] toll and when you do [G] you'll see
Three simple words [C] to say out loud [G] before you head [B] for Rome
_ [C] _ [D] Keys, wallet, phone
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The holidays [C] are here again, [D] look, caravan, haunted car
[C] I've got a pitch [D] in Skeggy, mate, it isn't very far
I never set out [C] long ago, look at [D] traffic, you've only had an hour
[C] Cars broke down, [G] ring Thar [D] AC, no, I've lost me phone
Oh, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] there's a famous [C] phrase in life, you're sure [D] that you can sing with me
[C] It isn't hard [G] to earn a [D] toll and when you do [D] you'll see
Three simple words [C] to say out loud before you [B] head for _ Rome
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[D] Keys, wallet, [G] _ _ phone _
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