Chords for The Lancashire Hotpots - Ebay 'Eck
Tempo:
98.85 bpm
Chords used:
C
G
F
Am
Dm
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[C]
Deidre [G] were the name of [C] my first wife, And she really [F] were the [C] true love of my life.
But [Dm] she ran off with me [G] best mate Jim, [C] And I really do miss him,
[F] Cos we used to go crown green, bowling, [G] choosing ice.
[C]
Around the [G] house I still see [C] Deidre's face, [Am] In the knick-knacks [F] that she [C] left around the place.
[F] And my heart's in [G] disarray, [C] So I'm [Em] flogging her [Am] snuff on eBay.
[F] Yes eBay, eck eBay, is [G] really ace, And [C] there's a starving [G] bid of a quid on the [C] bull's IT towel.
I got two bids in for the Ronan Keating hat, [F] And there's two hours [G] to go [C] on the Fred [Am] Dimna photo.
[F] Yes eBay's [G] great for selling [C] all your tat.
Oh yes [G] Cocker, the postage [C] it is free, [Am] On my Deidre's Patrick [G] Swayze [C] DVD.
I [F] feel like [G] auctioning me hat, [C] But [G] until then [Am] I'll start,
[F] By selling all her rights at [G] Fred's CDs.
[C] Oh believe you [G] me, I'm [C] auctioning the lot, [Am] Please check out [F] all the [G] feedback [C] I have got.
I'm [Dm] selling Chesney [G] Hogs top posters, [C] And Backstreet [Am] Boys drink coasters,
[F] And a Bon Jovi mug that changes colour [G] when it's hot.
[C] And there's a starving [G] bid of a quid on the [C] bull's IT towel.
I got two bids in for the Ronan Keating hat, [Dm] And there's two hours [G] to go [C] on the Fred Dimna [Am] photo.
[F] Yes eBay's [G] great for selling [C] all your tat.
I've sold the [G] lot and I feel empty [C] inside, And my true emotions can no longer hide.
But [Dm] I'll tell this [G] summer's finout, [C] I'm unlooking [Am] me PayPal account.
[F] There's two grand in there, I'm off to [G] buy a Russian bride, come on!
And [C] there's a starving [G] bid of a quid on the [C] bull's IT towel.
I got two bids in for the Ronan Keating hat, [F] And there's two hours [G] to go [C] on the Fred Dimna [Am] photo.
[F] Yes eBay's [G] great for selling all [C] your tat.
[N]
Deidre [G] were the name of [C] my first wife, And she really [F] were the [C] true love of my life.
But [Dm] she ran off with me [G] best mate Jim, [C] And I really do miss him,
[F] Cos we used to go crown green, bowling, [G] choosing ice.
[C]
Around the [G] house I still see [C] Deidre's face, [Am] In the knick-knacks [F] that she [C] left around the place.
[F] And my heart's in [G] disarray, [C] So I'm [Em] flogging her [Am] snuff on eBay.
[F] Yes eBay, eck eBay, is [G] really ace, And [C] there's a starving [G] bid of a quid on the [C] bull's IT towel.
I got two bids in for the Ronan Keating hat, [F] And there's two hours [G] to go [C] on the Fred [Am] Dimna photo.
[F] Yes eBay's [G] great for selling [C] all your tat.
Oh yes [G] Cocker, the postage [C] it is free, [Am] On my Deidre's Patrick [G] Swayze [C] DVD.
I [F] feel like [G] auctioning me hat, [C] But [G] until then [Am] I'll start,
[F] By selling all her rights at [G] Fred's CDs.
[C] Oh believe you [G] me, I'm [C] auctioning the lot, [Am] Please check out [F] all the [G] feedback [C] I have got.
I'm [Dm] selling Chesney [G] Hogs top posters, [C] And Backstreet [Am] Boys drink coasters,
[F] And a Bon Jovi mug that changes colour [G] when it's hot.
[C] And there's a starving [G] bid of a quid on the [C] bull's IT towel.
I got two bids in for the Ronan Keating hat, [Dm] And there's two hours [G] to go [C] on the Fred Dimna [Am] photo.
[F] Yes eBay's [G] great for selling [C] all your tat.
I've sold the [G] lot and I feel empty [C] inside, And my true emotions can no longer hide.
But [Dm] I'll tell this [G] summer's finout, [C] I'm unlooking [Am] me PayPal account.
[F] There's two grand in there, I'm off to [G] buy a Russian bride, come on!
And [C] there's a starving [G] bid of a quid on the [C] bull's IT towel.
I got two bids in for the Ronan Keating hat, [F] And there's two hours [G] to go [C] on the Fred Dimna [Am] photo.
[F] Yes eBay's [G] great for selling all [C] your tat.
[N]
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[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Deidre [G] were the name of [C] my first wife, And she really [F] were the [C] true love of my life.
But [Dm] she ran off with me [G] best mate Jim, [C] And I really do miss him,
[F] Cos we used to go crown green, bowling, [G] choosing ice.
_ [C]
Around the [G] house I still see [C] Deidre's face, [Am] In the knick-knacks [F] that she [C] left around the place.
[F] And my heart's in [G] disarray, [C] So I'm [Em] flogging her [Am] snuff on eBay.
[F] Yes eBay, eck eBay, is [G] really ace, And [C] there's a starving [G] bid of a quid on the [C] bull's IT towel.
_ I got two bids in for the Ronan Keating hat, _ [F] And there's two hours [G] to go [C] on the Fred [Am] Dimna photo.
[F] Yes eBay's [G] great for selling [C] all your tat.
_ Oh yes [G] Cocker, the postage [C] it is free, _ [Am] On my Deidre's Patrick [G] Swayze [C] DVD.
_ I [F] feel like [G] auctioning me hat, [C] But [G] until then [Am] I'll start,
[F] By selling all her rights at [G] Fred's CDs.
_ [C] Oh believe you [G] me, I'm [C] auctioning the lot, _ [Am] Please check out [F] all the [G] feedback [C] I have got.
I'm [Dm] selling Chesney [G] Hogs top posters, [C] And Backstreet [Am] Boys drink coasters,
[F] And a Bon Jovi mug that changes colour [G] when it's hot.
[C] And there's a starving [G] bid of a quid on the [C] bull's IT towel.
_ I got two bids in for the Ronan Keating hat, _ [Dm] And there's two hours [G] to go [C] on the Fred Dimna [Am] photo.
[F] Yes eBay's [G] great for selling [C] all your tat.
_ I've sold the [G] lot and I feel empty [C] inside, And my true emotions can no longer hide.
But [Dm] I'll tell this [G] summer's finout, [C] I'm unlooking [Am] me PayPal account.
[F] There's two grand in there, I'm off to [G] buy a Russian bride, come on!
And [C] there's a starving [G] bid of a quid on the [C] bull's IT towel.
_ I got two bids in for the Ronan Keating hat, _ [F] And there's two hours [G] to go [C] on the Fred Dimna [Am] photo.
[F] Yes eBay's [G] great for selling all [C] your tat.
_ _ _ [N] _
Deidre [G] were the name of [C] my first wife, And she really [F] were the [C] true love of my life.
But [Dm] she ran off with me [G] best mate Jim, [C] And I really do miss him,
[F] Cos we used to go crown green, bowling, [G] choosing ice.
_ [C]
Around the [G] house I still see [C] Deidre's face, [Am] In the knick-knacks [F] that she [C] left around the place.
[F] And my heart's in [G] disarray, [C] So I'm [Em] flogging her [Am] snuff on eBay.
[F] Yes eBay, eck eBay, is [G] really ace, And [C] there's a starving [G] bid of a quid on the [C] bull's IT towel.
_ I got two bids in for the Ronan Keating hat, _ [F] And there's two hours [G] to go [C] on the Fred [Am] Dimna photo.
[F] Yes eBay's [G] great for selling [C] all your tat.
_ Oh yes [G] Cocker, the postage [C] it is free, _ [Am] On my Deidre's Patrick [G] Swayze [C] DVD.
_ I [F] feel like [G] auctioning me hat, [C] But [G] until then [Am] I'll start,
[F] By selling all her rights at [G] Fred's CDs.
_ [C] Oh believe you [G] me, I'm [C] auctioning the lot, _ [Am] Please check out [F] all the [G] feedback [C] I have got.
I'm [Dm] selling Chesney [G] Hogs top posters, [C] And Backstreet [Am] Boys drink coasters,
[F] And a Bon Jovi mug that changes colour [G] when it's hot.
[C] And there's a starving [G] bid of a quid on the [C] bull's IT towel.
_ I got two bids in for the Ronan Keating hat, _ [Dm] And there's two hours [G] to go [C] on the Fred Dimna [Am] photo.
[F] Yes eBay's [G] great for selling [C] all your tat.
_ I've sold the [G] lot and I feel empty [C] inside, And my true emotions can no longer hide.
But [Dm] I'll tell this [G] summer's finout, [C] I'm unlooking [Am] me PayPal account.
[F] There's two grand in there, I'm off to [G] buy a Russian bride, come on!
And [C] there's a starving [G] bid of a quid on the [C] bull's IT towel.
_ I got two bids in for the Ronan Keating hat, _ [F] And there's two hours [G] to go [C] on the Fred Dimna [Am] photo.
[F] Yes eBay's [G] great for selling all [C] your tat.
_ _ _ [N] _
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