Chords for The Lancashire Hotpots - He's Turned Emo

[G] _ _ _ _ _ [B] _ [G] Now, [C] my mate Jeff, I've known him for years.
He loves his Madonna [G] and his Britney Spears.
Then one day, I noticed a change.
He went [C] all moody and he didn't look the same.
His eyes looked black.
I said, have you got a shiner?
When I looked closer, [G] they were wearing eyeliner.
He straightened his hair and combed the top of his eyes.
And all at once [C] I realised_
Woah, no, he's turned me low.
Dressing like a goth [G] man, he's liked himself a goad.
He used to be listening to Simply Red.
Now he's listening [C] to Fall Out Boy instead.
[G] _ _ [C] _ Well, he worked at the Labour Club for our regular line dance.
He just stayed at home and [G] listened to my chemical romance.
I said, you're not an emo, let's forget this misdemeanour.
Come with me and see Cliff Richard [C] at the MEN Arena, he said.
I'm feeling all emotional, I don't know why.
I said, it's those tight trousers [G] that are making you cry.
Come and have a pint of mild and you'll feel fine.
And listen to Abba, [C] not Bullet for my_
Woah, no, he's turned me low.
Dressing like a goth [G] man, he's liked himself a goad.
He used to be listening to Simply Red.
Now he's listening to Fall [C] Out Boy [G] instead.
[C] Well, [Ab] _ [C]
I saw him yesterday when I was walking to the station.
I could tell from [G] a distance, he were wearing foundation.
He puts his fingernails black and it looks quite poor.
Looks [C] like he's caught his fingers in a car door.
He were wearing a man bag that said Jimmy Eat World.
I said, the ones for [Em] Eater Chippy T, you great big blooming girl, he said.
I just want my [G] emotions to be exposed.
Oh, emotions, that's from Lancashire, that's not got none of those.
[C] Woah, no, he's turned me low.
Dressing [G] like a goth man, he's liked himself a goad.
He used to be listening to Simply Red.
Now he's listening [Em] to Fall Out Boy instead.