Fuck Her Gently Chords by Tenacious D
Tempo:
77.95 bpm
Chords used:
A
D
Em
F#m
G
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
This is a song [F#m] for the [Em] ladies.
But fellas, [A] listen closely.
[D] You don't [F#m] always have to fuck her hard.
[Em] In fact, sometimes [A] that's not right to do.
[D] Sometimes you got [F#m] to make some love
[Em] And fucking give her [A] some smooches too.
[Bm] Sometimes you [G] got to squeeze.
[Bm] Sometimes you got to [G] say please.
[D] Sometimes you got [A] to say hey.
I'm [D] gonna fuck you [F#m] softly.
[Em] I'm gonna screw [A] you gently.
[D] I'm gonna hump you [F#m] sweetly.
I'm [Em] gonna ball you [A] [Bm] discreetly.
And [G] then you say hey I brought you [D] flowers.
And then you [A] say wait a minute Sally.
[Bm] I think [G] I got something in [Em] my teeth.
But you did it out for [A] me.
That's fucking [D] teamwork.
What's your favorite [F#m] position?
That's cool with me.
It's [A] not my favorite but I'll [D] do it for you.
What's your [F#m] favorite dish?
I'm not [Em] gonna cook it but I'll order [A] it from Santa Bar.
[Bm] And then I'm gonna [G] love you completely.
[D] And I'll fucking fuck you [A] discreetly.
And [Bm] then I'll fucking bone [G] you completely.
But [D] then I'm [Em] gonna fuck [A] you [C]
hard.
[G] [D] [A#] [C] [D]
But fellas, [A] listen closely.
[D] You don't [F#m] always have to fuck her hard.
[Em] In fact, sometimes [A] that's not right to do.
[D] Sometimes you got [F#m] to make some love
[Em] And fucking give her [A] some smooches too.
[Bm] Sometimes you [G] got to squeeze.
[Bm] Sometimes you got to [G] say please.
[D] Sometimes you got [A] to say hey.
I'm [D] gonna fuck you [F#m] softly.
[Em] I'm gonna screw [A] you gently.
[D] I'm gonna hump you [F#m] sweetly.
I'm [Em] gonna ball you [A] [Bm] discreetly.
And [G] then you say hey I brought you [D] flowers.
And then you [A] say wait a minute Sally.
[Bm] I think [G] I got something in [Em] my teeth.
But you did it out for [A] me.
That's fucking [D] teamwork.
What's your favorite [F#m] position?
That's cool with me.
It's [A] not my favorite but I'll [D] do it for you.
What's your [F#m] favorite dish?
I'm not [Em] gonna cook it but I'll order [A] it from Santa Bar.
[Bm] And then I'm gonna [G] love you completely.
[D] And I'll fucking fuck you [A] discreetly.
And [Bm] then I'll fucking bone [G] you completely.
But [D] then I'm [Em] gonna fuck [A] you [C]
hard.
[G] [D] [A#] [C] [D]
Key:
A
D
Em
F#m
G
A
D
Em
This is a song [F#m] for the [Em] ladies.
But fellas, [A] _ listen closely.
[D] You don't [F#m] always have to fuck her hard.
[Em] In fact, sometimes [A] that's not right to do.
[D] Sometimes you got [F#m] to make some love
[Em] And fucking give her [A] some smooches too.
[Bm] Sometimes you [G] got to squeeze.
_ [Bm] Sometimes you got to [G] say please.
_ [D] Sometimes you got [A] to say hey.
I'm [D] gonna fuck you [F#m] softly.
_ [Em] I'm gonna screw [A] you gently.
[D] I'm gonna hump you [F#m] sweetly.
I'm [Em] gonna ball you [A] _ _ [Bm] discreetly.
And [G] then you say hey I brought you [D] flowers.
And then you [A] say wait a minute Sally.
[Bm] I think [G] I got something in [Em] my teeth.
But you did it out for [A] me.
That's fucking [D] teamwork.
What's your favorite [F#m] position? _
That's cool with me.
It's [A] not my favorite but I'll [D] do it for you.
What's your [F#m] favorite dish?
I'm not [Em] gonna cook it but I'll order [A] it from Santa Bar.
[Bm] And then I'm gonna [G] love you completely.
[D] And I'll fucking fuck you [A] discreetly.
And [Bm] then I'll fucking bone [G] you completely.
But [D] then I'm [Em] gonna fuck [A] _ you [C]
hard.
[G] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ [A#] _ _ [C] _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
But fellas, [A] _ listen closely.
[D] You don't [F#m] always have to fuck her hard.
[Em] In fact, sometimes [A] that's not right to do.
[D] Sometimes you got [F#m] to make some love
[Em] And fucking give her [A] some smooches too.
[Bm] Sometimes you [G] got to squeeze.
_ [Bm] Sometimes you got to [G] say please.
_ [D] Sometimes you got [A] to say hey.
I'm [D] gonna fuck you [F#m] softly.
_ [Em] I'm gonna screw [A] you gently.
[D] I'm gonna hump you [F#m] sweetly.
I'm [Em] gonna ball you [A] _ _ [Bm] discreetly.
And [G] then you say hey I brought you [D] flowers.
And then you [A] say wait a minute Sally.
[Bm] I think [G] I got something in [Em] my teeth.
But you did it out for [A] me.
That's fucking [D] teamwork.
What's your favorite [F#m] position? _
That's cool with me.
It's [A] not my favorite but I'll [D] do it for you.
What's your [F#m] favorite dish?
I'm not [Em] gonna cook it but I'll order [A] it from Santa Bar.
[Bm] And then I'm gonna [G] love you completely.
[D] And I'll fucking fuck you [A] discreetly.
And [Bm] then I'll fucking bone [G] you completely.
But [D] then I'm [Em] gonna fuck [A] _ you [C]
hard.
[G] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ [A#] _ _ [C] _ _ _ [D] _ _
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