Chords for The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants (Official Music Video)
Tempo:
126.15 bpm
Chords used:
F#m
D
F#
C#m
G
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[F#] [F#m]
Lock eyes from across the room, down my drink while the rhythms bloom
Take your hand and skip the names, no need here for the silly games
Make our [F#] way through the smoking crowd, the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the laces fly, our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place, go back to yours, our lips first touch outside your doors
The whole night, what we've got in store, whisper in my ear that [D] you want some more and I
[F#m] Chis in my pants
If this really ever happens you can take my word, I won't apologize, that's just absurd
Made me all fault [D] for the way they should dance and now I
Chis [C#m] in [F#m] my pants
Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut, guess it's your fault you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive, someone say that's a plus, now I'll go home and change
I need a few things from the grocery, [D] do things alone now mostly
Left me heartbroken, not looking for love, surprise in my [F#m] eyes when I looked above
I check out camera and I saw her face, my heart stood still, so did time and space
Never thought that I could feel real again, but the look [F#] in her eyes said I needed friends
She turned to me, that's when [F#m] she said it, looked me dead in the face, asked cash or credit and I
Chis in my pants
It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me, but we're going to need a clean up on aisle three
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
Chis in my pants
To be fair, you were flirting a lot, but slowly your bagged hands got me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not [D] impressed, one more thing I'm gonna pay by check
Last week, [N] I saw a film, as I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain, checked [G] my phone and saw you rang [D] and I
Chis in my pants
Speeding down the street when the red lights cash, need to get away, need to [A] make a dash
A song comes on that [F#m] reminds me of you and I
Chis in my pants
The next day, my alarm goes off and I
Chis in my pants
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and
Chis in my pants
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth [D] Sense I
Chis in my pants
I just ate a grape and I
Chis in my pants
I went chis in [F#m] my pants
Seriously, you guys, can [G#] we
[F#m] I chis right in my pants every time you're next to me
And when we're holding hands it's like having sex with me
You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber and all the time it's a necessity
[D] Cause I chis [F#m] in my pants Chis, [D] chis
Cause I [C#m] chis in my [F#m] pants
[F#]
Lock eyes from across the room, down my drink while the rhythms bloom
Take your hand and skip the names, no need here for the silly games
Make our [F#] way through the smoking crowd, the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the laces fly, our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place, go back to yours, our lips first touch outside your doors
The whole night, what we've got in store, whisper in my ear that [D] you want some more and I
[F#m] Chis in my pants
If this really ever happens you can take my word, I won't apologize, that's just absurd
Made me all fault [D] for the way they should dance and now I
Chis [C#m] in [F#m] my pants
Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut, guess it's your fault you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive, someone say that's a plus, now I'll go home and change
I need a few things from the grocery, [D] do things alone now mostly
Left me heartbroken, not looking for love, surprise in my [F#m] eyes when I looked above
I check out camera and I saw her face, my heart stood still, so did time and space
Never thought that I could feel real again, but the look [F#] in her eyes said I needed friends
She turned to me, that's when [F#m] she said it, looked me dead in the face, asked cash or credit and I
Chis in my pants
It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me, but we're going to need a clean up on aisle three
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
Chis in my pants
To be fair, you were flirting a lot, but slowly your bagged hands got me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not [D] impressed, one more thing I'm gonna pay by check
Last week, [N] I saw a film, as I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain, checked [G] my phone and saw you rang [D] and I
Chis in my pants
Speeding down the street when the red lights cash, need to get away, need to [A] make a dash
A song comes on that [F#m] reminds me of you and I
Chis in my pants
The next day, my alarm goes off and I
Chis in my pants
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and
Chis in my pants
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth [D] Sense I
Chis in my pants
I just ate a grape and I
Chis in my pants
I went chis in [F#m] my pants
Seriously, you guys, can [G#] we
[F#m] I chis right in my pants every time you're next to me
And when we're holding hands it's like having sex with me
You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber and all the time it's a necessity
[D] Cause I chis [F#m] in my pants Chis, [D] chis
Cause I [C#m] chis in my [F#m] pants
[F#]
Key:
F#m
D
F#
C#m
G
F#m
D
F#
[F#] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [F#m] _
Lock eyes from across the room, down my drink while the rhythms bloom
Take your hand and skip the names, no need here for the silly games
Make our [F#] way through the smoking crowd, the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the laces fly, our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place, go back to yours, our lips first touch outside your doors
The whole night, what we've got in store, whisper in my ear that [D] you want some more and I
[F#m] Chis in my pants
If this really ever happens you can take my word, I won't apologize, that's just absurd
Made me all fault [D] for the way they should dance and now I
Chis [C#m] in [F#m] my pants
Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut, guess it's your fault you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive, someone say that's a plus, now I'll go home and change
I need a few things from the grocery, [D] do things alone now mostly
Left me heartbroken, not looking for love, surprise in my [F#m] eyes when I looked above
I check out camera and I saw her face, my heart stood still, so did time and space
Never thought that I could feel real again, but the look [F#] in her eyes said I needed friends
She turned to me, that's when [F#m] she said it, looked me dead in the face, asked cash or credit and I
Chis in my pants
It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me, but we're going to need a clean up on aisle three
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
Chis in my pants
To be fair, you were flirting a lot, but slowly your bagged hands got me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not [D] impressed, one more thing I'm gonna pay by check
Last week, [N] I saw a film, as I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain, checked [G] my phone and saw you rang [D] and I
Chis in my pants
Speeding down the street when the red lights cash, need to get away, need to [A] make a dash
A song comes on that [F#m] reminds me of you and I
Chis in my pants
The next day, my alarm goes off and I
Chis in my pants
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and
Chis in my pants
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth [D] Sense I
Chis in my pants
I just ate a grape and I
Chis in my pants
I went chis in [F#m] my pants
Seriously, you guys, can [G#] we
_ [F#m] _ I chis right in my pants every time you're next to me
And when we're holding hands it's like having sex with me
You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber and all the time it's a necessity
[D] Cause I chis [F#m] in my pants Chis, _ _ _ _ _ [D] chis
Cause I [C#m] chis in my [F#m] pants _
_ _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _ _
Lock eyes from across the room, down my drink while the rhythms bloom
Take your hand and skip the names, no need here for the silly games
Make our [F#] way through the smoking crowd, the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the laces fly, our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place, go back to yours, our lips first touch outside your doors
The whole night, what we've got in store, whisper in my ear that [D] you want some more and I
[F#m] Chis in my pants
If this really ever happens you can take my word, I won't apologize, that's just absurd
Made me all fault [D] for the way they should dance and now I
Chis [C#m] in [F#m] my pants
Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut, guess it's your fault you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive, someone say that's a plus, now I'll go home and change
I need a few things from the grocery, [D] do things alone now mostly
Left me heartbroken, not looking for love, surprise in my [F#m] eyes when I looked above
I check out camera and I saw her face, my heart stood still, so did time and space
Never thought that I could feel real again, but the look [F#] in her eyes said I needed friends
She turned to me, that's when [F#m] she said it, looked me dead in the face, asked cash or credit and I
Chis in my pants
It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me, but we're going to need a clean up on aisle three
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
Chis in my pants
To be fair, you were flirting a lot, but slowly your bagged hands got me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not [D] impressed, one more thing I'm gonna pay by check
Last week, [N] I saw a film, as I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain, checked [G] my phone and saw you rang [D] and I
Chis in my pants
Speeding down the street when the red lights cash, need to get away, need to [A] make a dash
A song comes on that [F#m] reminds me of you and I
Chis in my pants
The next day, my alarm goes off and I
Chis in my pants
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and
Chis in my pants
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth [D] Sense I
Chis in my pants
I just ate a grape and I
Chis in my pants
I went chis in [F#m] my pants
Seriously, you guys, can [G#] we
_ [F#m] _ I chis right in my pants every time you're next to me
And when we're holding hands it's like having sex with me
You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber and all the time it's a necessity
[D] Cause I chis [F#m] in my pants Chis, _ _ _ _ _ [D] chis
Cause I [C#m] chis in my [F#m] pants _
_ _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _ _